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Barry Rowland

Posted: 10 October 2017 - 04:22 PM

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I love it Jedi!!! My kids were in the other room and wondered what it was I had going on lol!!

Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

denizen

Posted: 12 October 2017 - 08:59 PM

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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MacGyverGod

Posted: 16 October 2017 - 03:09 PM

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When you got too close to the fire.

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When you overslept and need to get dressed quickly.

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When you can't win a discussion.

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He shoots, he... fails!

I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.

denizen

Posted: 20 October 2017 - 05:02 AM

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Just as i remember! (maybe this relates to MacGyver 2016
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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MacGyverGod

Posted: 20 October 2017 - 05:31 AM

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As if he is some sort of Rambo.

Barry Rowland

Posted: 20 October 2017 - 08:18 PM

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Or young Chuck Norris

Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

Jediferret

Posted: 22 October 2017 - 06:02 AM

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QUOTE (denizen @ 20 October 2017 - 08:02 AM)

Just as i remember! (maybe this relates to MacGyver 2016
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What the heck? XD

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"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." - Albert Einstein
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DashboardOnFire

Posted: 22 October 2017 - 08:09 AM

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I remember seeing these on ebay years ago. Makes no sense, really

That's always a sign you might be in trouble if your dashboard is on fire...
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MacGyverGod

Posted: 18 November 2017 - 05:12 AM

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When you're watching Godzilla with a new sound system.

Barry Rowland

Posted: 19 November 2017 - 06:50 PM

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Go go Godzilla!!!

Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 23 November 2017 - 09:09 AM

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A good one and a well known on of Winston Churchill told by the late John Hillerman.

I would just switch the cups though.

denizen

Posted: 23 November 2017 - 07:58 PM

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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

Barry Rowland

Posted: 23 November 2017 - 08:28 PM

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I am probably the only one, but I would have loved to have heard some of Higgins stories to the end

Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 24 November 2017 - 04:25 AM

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It would've been a real Higgins joke if he mentioned a year. 'I believe it was in the year 1941 or 42...'

Barry Rowland

Posted: 24 November 2017 - 08:51 AM

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Absolutely!!

Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 26 November 2017 - 05:24 AM

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Well, what can I say? It is an honest trailer. You can say the McFly's are actually pretty sick. You're own mother falls for you, while you have to persuade your dad to go out with her by actually taking advantage of her. And Vern is into Jennifer.

DashboardOnFire

Posted: 28 November 2017 - 01:34 PM

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They sure have fun in there

That's always a sign you might be in trouble if your dashboard is on fire...
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Jediferret

Posted: 29 November 2017 - 05:38 AM

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LOL! Ferrets in packing peanuts is always a hoot. Just have to watch that they don't eat them. XD

Barry Rowland

Posted: 2 December 2017 - 01:20 AM

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Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 2 December 2017 - 07:53 AM

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For some reason this little stripe can't get out.

The joy of having children.

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Jediferret

Posted: 2 December 2017 - 10:12 AM

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LOL! Those sound pretty typical for my family. XD We're very dysfunctional.

My boss introduced me to Tim Hawkins, a Christian Comedian. I actually saw another video of his called "Things You Don't Say To Your Wife". He's hilarious.

denizen

Posted: 3 December 2017 - 08:26 PM

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That's funny.

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MacGyverGod

Posted: 5 December 2017 - 10:16 AM

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How do they do it?

Seriously, how?

This one doesn't even want to get out.

I can't even imagine the fit my mother would throw if she would've find me in one of those machines. Then again I wouldn't even come up with the idea of crawling in there in the first place.

How would MacGyver escape one of these?

denizen

Posted: 5 December 2017 - 08:03 PM

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I guess he'd have to find one that he could fit into first.

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MiracleMac

Posted: 7 December 2017 - 12:53 PM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Space Invaders

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

denizen

Posted: 8 December 2017 - 05:03 AM

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Thats funny

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MacGyverGod

Posted: 9 December 2017 - 05:42 AM

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He'll never draw a sword again.

Joke time:
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.

Barry Rowland

Posted: 9 December 2017 - 09:12 PM

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Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 11 December 2017 - 02:04 PM

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What a nice guy to tell her that.

Little bit of language here but at 1:15 it's just hilarious.

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Posted: 11 December 2017 - 04:39 PM

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I heard this story on Pinterest, though I don't know if it's true or just made up. It basically involves a guy(I'll call him GUY #1) going into a bathroom stall and having a discussion with the guy (I'll call him GUY #2) in the stall next to him.
GUY#2: Hi, how are you?
GUY#1: Uh, I'm fine.
GUY#2: What are you doing?
GUY#1: Same as you, just sitting here.
GUY#2: Can I come over?
GUY#1: *annoyed* I'm a little busy right now.
GUY#2: Sorry I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions.

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"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

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