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| Posted by: KiwiTek 23 May 2014 - 03:28 PM |
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| Posted by: KiwiTek 23 May 2014 - 04:06 PM |
Here's one for the science buffs. |
| Posted by: Joe SAKic 24 May 2014 - 06:44 AM |
At first glance it seems a little deep for funny, are these humor or brain teasers?  |
| Posted by: denizen 24 May 2014 - 08:12 AM |
These are great!  |
| Posted by: MDBfan 24 May 2014 - 10:15 AM |
Batman??  I don't get it.  |
| Posted by: Joe SAKic 24 May 2014 - 11:27 AM |
| MDBfan, if you know that the repeated molecular model above the word Batman is that of sodium which has a periodic table symbol of 'Na' then it reads Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!!!! Now, please help me with the first one? |
| Posted by: Wheeljack 24 May 2014 - 02:15 PM |
| This site had me in stitches yesterday. http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ Seems like a boring topic but the captions are pure gold. |
| Posted by: MDBfan 28 May 2014 - 05:00 AM | ||
Oh!  Thanks, JoeSAKic! |
| Posted by: KiwiTek 28 May 2014 - 12:37 PM | ||
It's a mix up of the Back to the Future movie and the 3rd hobbit movie: There and Back Again (which has since been renamed) |
| Posted by: Joe SAKic 28 May 2014 - 01:58 PM |
| Okay, thought I was missing some insider info. BTTF is one of my all tine favorites but haven't delved at all into the Hobbit trilogy. |
| Posted by: denizen 17 July 2014 - 10:38 PM |
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| Posted by: KiwiTek 15 December 2014 - 03:43 AM |
| This has been doing the rounds on Google+. There's a wholo set of these jokes using the same photos. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 15 December 2014 - 12:44 PM |
| How about men passing out on slingshot rides? The second one really cracked me up and maybe the third is even better. Passing out twice on slingshot ride. Kid passes out three times in twenty seconds on slingshot ride. How about four times and screaming like a girl?  |
| Posted by: Mac2Nite 16 December 2014 - 09:55 AM |
ROFLMAO!  |
| Posted by: Mac2Nite 16 December 2014 - 10:04 AM |
| I can relate to "senior" moments... |
| Posted by: MDBfan 7 January 2015 - 09:45 AM |
| Poor dinos!! A belated welcome to Mac2Nite!  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 8 January 2015 - 09:05 PM |
| I figured I'd share these. At my old job, I was having a bad day and one of my co-workers (who is also a buddy of mine) showed me these to make me feel better. It worked, and we had a good laugh. |
| Posted by: denizen 8 January 2015 - 11:50 PM |
| I've seen these before. Very funny. |
| Posted by: denizen 9 January 2015 - 05:39 AM |
 I have a 2 o' clock appointment. |
| Posted by: Joe SAKic 9 January 2015 - 06:37 AM |
... looks like a mullet is mandatory.  |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 9 January 2015 - 06:51 AM | ||
What the...? Where is that? |
| Posted by: Joe SAKic 9 January 2015 - 07:23 AM |
| ..... the sign says 'Dhaka'. Bangladesh always did have a decent MacGyver following. |
| Posted by: denizen 20 January 2015 - 09:31 PM |
 Saw this online. MacGyver's way of reheating cold pizza. |
| Posted by: denizen 9 February 2015 - 10:29 PM |
I still have to see this sometime... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 20 February 2015 - 06:18 PM |
| Oh lordy denizen... XD Somehow, I find that sorta frightening. So, I was sorting through my files today, and found something you guys "might" like. It's a cast my Dad put together of his co-workers based off Star Wars characters. It's pretty old... early 90's, I believe. There are a lot of inside jokes, but... I don't get half of them anyway. Can anyone guess which one is my Dad? heehee http://s9.photobucket.com/user/Jediferret/media/scan_bc_zpsa1d3nlrf.jpg.html |
| Posted by: denizen 24 February 2015 - 09:07 PM |
| MacGyver Opening Credits starring Mr. Spock!!! |
| Posted by: tvero 25 February 2015 - 01:25 AM |
| Sorry to dampen your spirits but Leonard Nimoy was hospitalized for severe chest pains.So no more macgyverisms... You don't smoke,do you? |
| Posted by: denizen 25 February 2015 - 01:52 AM |
| I used to. Quit a long time ago. |
| Posted by: denizen 16 April 2015 - 09:46 PM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 17 April 2015 - 12:52 PM |
| LOL! Wut!? Here's a joke... If Spring Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring? Pilgrims |
| Posted by: denizen 17 April 2015 - 02:44 PM |
| lol |
| Posted by: denizen 28 April 2015 - 01:44 AM |
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| Posted by: denizen 12 May 2015 - 05:10 AM |
The Expendables 4?  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 13 June 2015 - 05:54 AM |
| Dad humor... Haha Dad Haha |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 14 June 2015 - 02:35 AM |
| Not exactly MacGyver related and it's not something I would do but he had it coming. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 14 June 2015 - 08:04 PM |
| Why on earth would anybody do that to themselves? I bet it was a dare... XD |
| Posted by: Kristelle 15 June 2015 - 06:20 AM | ||
He must be Yoghurt. I love Pizza the Hut!! |
| Posted by: Kristelle 15 June 2015 - 06:23 AM | ||
somehow, he does not have the same effect on me... |
| Posted by: Kristelle 15 June 2015 - 06:27 AM | ||
Idiot... But better than their idea of using rhino horn powder... |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 15 June 2015 - 11:10 AM |
| That one with Mr. Spock...I love it!!!! It's great combining Star Trek and MacGyver like that. I enjoy watching Star Trek (the original series)on the tv. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 29 June 2015 - 11:50 AM |
| I just cracked up. Can't help it. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 21 July 2015 - 10:11 AM |
Oh my god, it's here.   The Swiss Army Knife for women. But I call the Swiss Army Purse. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 23 July 2015 - 03:02 AM |
| Ha!! A Classic size SAK with a Swisschamp sized job! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 23 July 2015 - 03:11 AM |
| Also superheroes have their awkward moments together. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 2 August 2015 - 06:18 AM |
| http://newsmonkey.be/article/50855?utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=SocialMedia&utm_medium=PostContent The things duct tape is good for. It's good for 1. Fixing planes. 2. Not just the little ones. 3. For real. 4. Apollo 13 had duct tape on board and is one reason why the mission was saved. 5. It's also a good use for a car, 6. a hammock, 7. a bike, 8. a couch. 9. But also medically for animals. 10. Men. 11. Not sure for flat tyres though. 12. But it works for babies. 13. Or fashion for cats, hat 14. slippers, 15. shoes, 16. bra's, 17. wedding clothes. 18. prom dress 19. regular clothing, 20. rain jacket, 21. it fixes everything. 22. keeps you floating. 23. it's a fitting gift. 24. there is always someone who tries it 25. for something new. And another one. http://newsmonkey.be/article/25999 25 masterpieces of screw ups. Check out 13. It says 'MacGyver would be proud.' I don't think so. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 3 August 2015 - 06:03 PM |
| I hate it when this happens. |
| Posted by: denizen 3 August 2015 - 08:19 PM |
| I think Firefox is playing hard to get because in the scene above, Firefox is clearly licking windows. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 4 August 2015 - 12:04 PM |
| Ha!! Could it be a hardware issue? LOL |
| Posted by: Jediferret 6 August 2015 - 10:32 PM |
| Here's your problem... lol |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 7 August 2015 - 02:32 AM |
| Right on!! LOL |
| Posted by: Jediferret 16 August 2015 - 04:35 AM |
| I don't know what's funnier... the voices, or their reaction to the voices. XD |
| Posted by: Jediferret 16 August 2015 - 04:35 AM |
Oops... double post.  This can be deleted. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 16 August 2015 - 07:29 AM |
| That was great. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 17 August 2015 - 06:09 PM |
| Awesome post Jedi! |
| Posted by: denizen 17 August 2015 - 08:36 PM |
| Think ill just leave that post there to haunt you, Jedi But that was very good indeed! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 18 August 2015 - 12:04 AM |
| Check this out. |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 18 August 2015 - 01:02 AM |
| Mad Boys Pranks, these are unique |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 18 August 2015 - 01:03 AM |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 18 August 2015 - 05:00 PM |
| These are hilarious!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 22 August 2015 - 10:20 AM |
| I found this on ASAPScience and I couldn't resist... lol |
| Posted by: denizen 23 August 2015 - 08:38 PM |
| Proof! At last!!! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 24 August 2015 - 05:56 AM |
| I always knew it....now at long last, the evidence is found on a reel recorder!! |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 24 August 2015 - 11:52 AM |
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| Posted by: denizen 17 November 2015 - 09:00 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 18 November 2015 - 12:54 AM |
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| Posted by: denizen 26 November 2015 - 08:54 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 27 November 2015 - 04:27 AM |
| Quite honestly, this lad is lucky not to eat a whole pie! Mac's dietary habits have worn off on me. Now I find myself passing up on some of my old favorites in favor of veggies or healthier foods....even on the biggest eating holiday here in the States! However, as I type this, a freshly emptied bowl sits to the left of me after I devoured a piece of delectable apple pie! Coffee and Tea....both end with a smile! |
| Posted by: denizen 27 November 2015 - 05:12 AM |
This ones for you then Barry.  |
| Posted by: Maclover 27 November 2015 - 02:30 PM |
| Hi Barry, I was all set to give up on coffee and tea (mainly coffee - I have a good few cups in a day), but then read about caffeine and on balance it looked as though the science was on the side of caffeine rather than against it so at the moment I am still drinking it. What I am trying to eliminate (though I don't drink much anyway) as much as possible is alcohol. Though I must admit the traditionalist in me has still pumped the Christmas cake full of brandy to mature it. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 28 November 2015 - 01:31 AM |
| I'm with you there Maclover. I really enjoy eggnog, and though you can get it alcohol free, it's not quite the same. I've backed way off on the coffee and tea, but this time of year a nice hot cup of brew is hard to pass up! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 19 December 2015 - 12:01 PM |
| Since we're all in a Star Wars mood! |
| Posted by: denizen 19 December 2015 - 01:10 PM |
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| Posted by: denizen 21 January 2016 - 09:42 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 22 January 2016 - 09:52 PM |
| It just doesn't fit!! |
| Posted by: denizen 10 March 2016 - 08:32 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 10 March 2016 - 08:41 PM |
| Hah! My work habits to a "T"!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 13 March 2016 - 08:40 AM |
| LOL! That sounds like my work habits too. I tend to always show up RIGHT on time, or ten minutes late... *cough* |
| Posted by: denizen 13 March 2016 - 08:22 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 14 March 2016 - 05:59 AM |
| +1 on that!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 19 March 2016 - 11:30 AM |
| Okay, I couldn't resist... |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 20 March 2016 - 03:17 AM |
| LOL thanks Jedi! |
| Posted by: Macgyver1985 20 March 2016 - 03:19 AM |
| Hahaha! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 21 March 2016 - 07:50 AM |
Is Leonardo Di Caprio actually Jack Nicholson in disguise? Is Jack having a second career as Leo? Are they father and son? Or is Leo just the next Joker?   Either way, I think it's creepy but I am curious though on how he found out he could do that. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 21 March 2016 - 12:54 PM |
| Hah!!! |
| Posted by: denizen 21 March 2016 - 08:33 PM |
| And here I thought it started at the Golden Globes. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 22 March 2016 - 02:43 AM | ||
Denizen, I don't know how I missed this, but I'm all over it!! Cheers! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 2 April 2016 - 04:27 PM |
| That explains everything... XD |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 2 April 2016 - 05:13 PM |
| Jedi that's hilarious!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 3 April 2016 - 03:43 AM |
| It's only after they extinct they knew how it worked and only in museums. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 3 April 2016 - 02:17 PM |
This is what you get for washing a car. |
| Posted by: denizen 3 April 2016 - 08:47 PM |
| At least he got a good clean outta it. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 4 April 2016 - 05:56 AM |
| Now THAT's my kind of luck!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 5 April 2016 - 11:23 AM |
 Now, how am I going to get out of this one without losing my bike or dying myself? What would MacGyver do? |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 5 April 2016 - 01:39 PM |
| Ha!! I can hear Mac now: "I HATE heights!!" |
| Posted by: denizen 6 April 2016 - 02:01 AM |
| Reminds me of the old Spidey movies. That's how they shot them |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 6 April 2016 - 03:40 AM |
| Perspective really is everything! |
| Posted by: Macgyver1985 7 April 2016 - 09:09 AM |
| Hold on for dear life I guess! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 7 April 2016 - 10:18 AM |
| I'd drop my bike for starters and maybe pull up on my left arm trying to get ahold of whatever is above me with my other. But I probably won't make that either. |
| Posted by: denizen 7 April 2016 - 08:05 PM |
None of you are thinking like MacGyver! I would drop the bike, take off the helmet, tie a shoe lace (Very long one) around it and use it as a harness to throw overboard!   |
| Posted by: Macgyver1985 23 April 2016 - 09:40 AM |
| Haha! |
| Posted by: denizen 27 April 2016 - 11:38 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 28 April 2016 - 01:52 AM |
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| Posted by: denizen 5 May 2016 - 10:07 PM |
For all you Civil War fans out there!!! |
| Posted by: Maclover 5 May 2016 - 10:58 PM | ||||||||||
| Do I see things too seriously? Re: Perspective is everything Barry Rowland wrote:
denizen wrote:
MacGyver1985 wrote:
MacGyverGod wrote:
denizen wrote:
What would I do? Err........I'd turn the photo round! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 6 May 2016 - 04:59 AM |
| Ha!!! Way to go Maclover!!! |
| Posted by: denizen 28 June 2016 - 11:54 PM |
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| Posted by: MiracleMac 29 June 2016 - 02:07 AM |
| Look at these guys |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 29 June 2016 - 02:57 AM |
| !!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 29 June 2016 - 04:53 AM |
| Possibly one of the greatest pie fights in cinematic history... |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 29 June 2016 - 06:22 AM |
| I remember that Jedi....it sure was!! |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 29 June 2016 - 08:39 AM |
That was funny according to IMDB: "Following this scene the crew devoured more than 300 leftover pies" yum  |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 29 June 2016 - 08:49 AM |
| This is one of my favorites |
| Posted by: denizen 29 June 2016 - 08:20 PM |
| Alcoholic! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 5 July 2016 - 01:52 PM |
| Heeheehee |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 5 July 2016 - 03:39 PM |
| Good one Jedi! We've been on a Star Trek run here at the house lately. Imagine Scotty and Mac!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 6 July 2016 - 12:22 PM |
| LOL! More like Spock and Mac... XD There's a picture somewhere that I wish I could find of my sister back in the early 90's. She and my oldest sister are Trekkies and would go to conventions. My sister had this t-shirt that read "He's dead Jim - You grab his Tricorder, I'll grab his wallet". I grew up in a family of nerds... XD |
| Posted by: denizen 6 July 2016 - 08:36 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 7 July 2016 - 03:50 AM | ||
But it had to be a blast Jedi!! |
| Posted by: Macgyver1985 9 July 2016 - 01:46 PM |
| Can't stop laughing! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 9 July 2016 - 05:24 PM |
| Me either!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 25 July 2016 - 05:18 PM |
| Kinda like the MacGyver of Mimes... XD |
| Posted by: denizen 26 July 2016 - 12:04 AM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 26 July 2016 - 02:17 AM |
| I agree !!! |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 4 August 2016 - 11:53 PM |
| Pokemon Go - The Revenge by Basel Tourism |
| Posted by: Jediferret 5 August 2016 - 07:50 AM |
| LOL! Who doesn't love Pikachu!? |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 8 August 2016 - 12:39 AM |
| George Benson |
| Posted by: Macgyver1985 11 August 2016 - 08:19 AM |
| Saw this video at work today. Thought I might share this with you guys! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 11 August 2016 - 08:27 AM |
| !!! I don't know if you could ever win in that situation!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 12 September 2016 - 12:24 PM |
 What do you think? Distant relatives? |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 13 September 2016 - 05:40 AM |
| Ha!!! Now THAT's a comparison!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 29 September 2016 - 12:21 PM |
| This is sorta funny... only because I passed this person's house every day for 6.5 years when I live in NY. XD |
| Posted by: denizen 4 November 2016 - 01:58 AM |
Justin Biebers Oscar Moment in CSI (Yes it should be an Emmy but Justin gets an Oscar) |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 4 November 2016 - 02:26 AM |
| At last! Murdoc did his job. Though I wanted to do it myself. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 4 November 2016 - 04:57 AM |
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| Posted by: denizen 9 November 2016 - 02:43 AM |
| At the Clinton office... https://twitter.com/LordSnow/status/796261763306102784 |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 9 November 2016 - 02:30 PM |
| Meanwhile somewhere in time Marty realizes Trump became President. And actually there is more. I just hope I find some good ones but YouTube now has many videos in which peoples has begun comparing Donald Trump with Biff Tannen. A bully in school, chasing girls he thinks belongs to him, became very rich and powerful... Imagine we're in an alternate reality and Trump is supposed to be in the auto detail. Marty, Doc, what have you done? This is getting scary. Despite being one year off, the Cubs did win the World Series. Not only that but also The Simpsons predicted Trump would become president. Call it silly but I'm beginning to believe movies and tv can predict the future. Or am I wrong? |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 10 November 2016 - 02:44 AM |
| Uh??? |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 10 November 2016 - 04:50 PM |
| Ha! I forgot about that! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 21 November 2016 - 12:24 PM |
| This me in a nutshell... XD |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 22 November 2016 - 01:06 AM |
| This was in news while ago. Police pulled over somebody driving like this |
| Posted by: denizen 22 November 2016 - 01:36 AM |
| Where's the hooter? |
| Posted by: Maclover 22 November 2016 - 02:46 AM |
I don't know how true it is, but my father tells a tale in his dim and distant younger days of being out in a works van with a colleague and the clutch cable braking. He reckons they got home by one of them crouching down and grabbing the free end of the cable with a pair of pliers and pulling it by hand when they needed to change gear  |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 22 November 2016 - 05:18 AM |
| Whatever it takes to get home Good old Vice Grips |
| Posted by: Jediferret 22 November 2016 - 06:08 AM |
| That steering wheel is normal in KY. Just sayin'... lol I've seen cars held together with duct-tape in these parts. Cars aren't inspected here, so if it runs, it's legal. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 27 November 2016 - 06:16 AM |
| A little late though, but I found this one through a vid on failarmy. A girl getting stuck with her head inside a pumpkin. Sorry about the annoying singing kid. All well that ends well. But that don't mean we all should be doing it. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 28 November 2016 - 05:07 AM |
| !!! |
| Posted by: denizen 29 November 2016 - 04:34 AM |
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| Posted by: MiracleMac 29 November 2016 - 02:01 PM |
| I saw this one long time ago in America's Funniest Home Videos |
| Posted by: denizen 29 November 2016 - 07:44 PM |
| Brilliant! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 1 December 2016 - 06:04 AM |
| So, so true... XD |
| Posted by: Macgyver1985 1 December 2016 - 12:57 PM | ||
You made my day, MacGyverGod!! |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 2 December 2016 - 03:48 PM |
| I'm sure everyone knows this by now, but I still laugh like a maniac every time I see it |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 3 December 2016 - 05:18 AM |
 News anchor throws pen on his head.  Careful even toy cars can blow up.  This cyclist goes out with a bang!  Not now, honey!  This cat saves the day! Now jump!  Ari Gold loses his temper. Don't we all have these moments? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 3 December 2016 - 10:42 AM |
| LOL! The explosions remind me of Up by Michael Bay. And for the fun of it... RDA trolling in Odd Jobs. lol Spud... |
| Posted by: denizen 8 December 2016 - 08:30 PM |
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| Posted by: denizen 8 December 2016 - 08:33 PM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 11 December 2016 - 10:06 AM |
When someone rearranged your X-Files dvd collection.  |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 11 December 2016 - 11:39 AM | ||
That's great! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 24 December 2016 - 09:56 AM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 31 December 2016 - 05:05 AM |
| This terrible year, gets his own movie. Unwrapping Christmas presents is so much fun, isn't it? |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 15 January 2017 - 02:29 PM |
| Maybe a little late but this is Home Alone rated R. https://youtu.be/Vx1eA0GcGRU What if the old Marley was a killer? Some guy just added digital blood to it, upping the violence much more. Got into this by accident. Lots of theories on how Kevin might become the Jigsaw Killer as well. I'm thinking now, reboot Home Alone with a grown up Kevin as a killer and make it a horror movie with a touch of black humor. Or simply give him a part in the next Saw movie (probably too late already since it's almost finished). |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 15 January 2017 - 02:50 PM |
| Speaking of "Home Alone" - have you ever seen the video of what would have happened to Harry and Marv it they were hurt like this for real? I think they both would have died for like 10 times. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 15 January 2017 - 05:48 PM |
| I have seen another one in which actual doctors and nurses explain the consequences of some of the traps. The first movie is still alright, but I always thought the boobytraps in the second movie are downright deadly. Looks like the first one of the second clip when Harry falls on the car means bad news for Mac as well. Maybe they should make a clip about the Mac-injuries. Though mainly gunshots, there still the blows to the head, a poisoning here and an explosion there, maybe a rocket to a car. Funny yet educational but let's not forget that in the first place they're meant to be movies. So don't think too hard about it. |
| Posted by: denizen 15 January 2017 - 09:48 PM |
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| Posted by: denizen 19 January 2017 - 08:33 PM |
Okay this is my last attempt. Since the inauguration is today ill probably be hated after this.  |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 20 January 2017 - 08:53 AM |
| Ash receives the news about Trump being president and takes a moment to sit down and have a blast. This is what Trump must think. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 20 January 2017 - 09:57 AM | ||
I'm trying so hard to be politically neutral... but that is hilarious... XD |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 23 January 2017 - 05:31 AM |
| I just found this article on a bogus newspaper site. This site is known for coming up with fake news articles as if they were real. This article however dates back to 2011 when Belgium wasn't able to form a government for more than a year. https://www.raaskalderij.be/2011/01/koning-albert-benoemt-mcgyver-tot-nieuwe-preformateur/ You probably can't read it in the link since it's written in Dutch but I will try to translate it below. It's probably not even that funny anymore since the facts date back six years but I'll give it a go. King Albert appoints MacGyver as a new preformateur LAKEN - King Albert surely didn't steal his recent earned name as 'Belgian of the Year.' This afternoon around 2 pm the king received no one else than Angus MacGyver at the palace of Laken to help out Elio Di Rupo (PS), Bart De Wever (N-VA) en Johan Vande Lannote (SP.A) in their extremely difficult assignment. "If someone can save our country, it's him,' as it was said in Laken. "MacGyver has all the capacity and experience to be a great addition for our problems", the king said in a press announcement later in the day. "He's not afraid to get his hands dirty and is bilingual (speaks and writes in English), has lots of experience in solving major problems and has fans on both sides of the language border. He also has a very confident appearance. With this new angle - the use of scientific knowledge and inventive use of house-, garden- and kitchen stuff in combination with a Swiss Army Knife - it is certain new grounds can be explored to find a solution in a nearly desperate situation. The other players are very positive on his coming: "He has proven more than once to be able to think and create complexe machines in only a matter of minutes," according to Bart De Wever, "perhaps that is what are country needs most of all. Accidit in puncto, quod non speratur in anno!”* Also Elio Di Rupo is carefully positive about the 'MacGyverism' (the use of everyday stuff to create machines because of the despise of the use of guns). (enthusiastic) "He succeeded in using house- garden or kitchenstuff to create a poison or an explosion. Bang!" Cotton swab Angus MacGyver didn't had much to say about the whole situation, although he told the press that had to deal with desperate situations before, like the time he had to take out two bazooka's with only a paperclip, shoelaces and a screwdriver." A first concrete note about the splitting of Brussels-Halle-Vilvoorde by use of Butterfly Abs (an electronic, muscle stimulation device) and a cotton swab is to be expected next Monday: "We can not rush into things, right now", MacGyver concludes. Translation Latin expression. *"In one moment happens what no one expected in a year." Expression of the Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I (1503-1564). That government formation lasted 541 days and is officially known as the longest world record ever in the book of Guinness. But I really thought it was a cool article even though it's fake and just call Mac to solve the situation. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 24 January 2017 - 12:38 AM |
| Sometimes it takes Mac to solve even issues like this!! |
| Posted by: denizen 26 January 2017 - 05:20 AM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 26 January 2017 - 06:22 AM |
| Anyone watch Whose Line Is It Anyway? My family and I used to watch it every week, still do when I get the chance. The show always had us in stitches. |
| Posted by: denizen 26 January 2017 - 08:02 PM |
| Yup, I used to love Who's Line is it Anyway. They're great. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 9 February 2017 - 08:24 AM |
| That makes so much sense now! XD |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 11 February 2017 - 04:22 PM |
| I absolutely LOVE that Jedi!!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverOnline 14 February 2017 - 03:00 AM |
| Posted by: Jediferret 14 March 2017 - 11:29 AM |
| Japanese Google Translate... XD |
| Posted by: denizen 14 March 2017 - 07:57 PM |
| Too painful too watch! My ears! My ears are bleeding! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 15 March 2017 - 04:38 AM |
| That was the most unconvincing "I hate you" in history. XD A friend of mine showed this to me, and I nearly choked on my coffee I was laughing so hard. |
| Posted by: denizen 15 March 2017 - 07:49 PM |
| No way Jedi. Just kidding, that's all. |
| Posted by: denizen 30 March 2017 - 11:58 PM |
 Interesting. A scene of the clown from IT without his makeup. |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 16 April 2017 - 11:34 AM |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 16 April 2017 - 12:28 PM | ||
Now, that's scary. |
| Posted by: denizen 2 May 2017 - 08:13 PM |
 Juuuuuusssst for all you coffee fanatics.  Jedi! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 2 May 2017 - 09:10 PM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 3 May 2017 - 04:19 AM |
| LOL! That's awesome! XD I want one so I can freak out my neighbors... mwahahaha!!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 3 May 2017 - 07:47 AM |
| This is a dog that I want. |
| Posted by: denizen 3 May 2017 - 07:46 PM |
| Not sure if having a sneaky dog would be a good thing. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 4 May 2017 - 02:47 AM |
| If the dog can clean up I don't know what the problem is. |
| Posted by: denizen 4 May 2017 - 03:06 AM |
| And hide his chewing, biting or messing away from unseen eyes? Till the big reveal?? Nah, i'll give it a miss. |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 7 May 2017 - 02:24 PM |
| I didn't know that RDA have a truck company |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 7 May 2017 - 04:03 PM |
| So that's what he has been doing all these years. |
| Posted by: denizen 7 May 2017 - 08:25 PM |
| I think that's how he funds his crime empire. He takes out the trash. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 8 May 2017 - 03:09 AM |
| It never hurts to make a little money on the side. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 11 May 2017 - 12:05 AM |
| Right and fund his retirement account! |
| Posted by: denizen 12 May 2017 - 01:12 AM |
For every Rambo Fan |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 12 May 2017 - 04:16 AM |
| Charlie Sheen did a better job in Hot Shots part Deux. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 12 May 2017 - 12:16 PM |
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| Posted by: denizen 15 May 2017 - 08:13 PM |
| Classic |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 18 May 2017 - 03:32 AM |
| Hilarous! Woohoo! 6000! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 18 May 2017 - 11:40 AM |
| Way to go!!! |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 18 May 2017 - 02:40 PM |
| That Grammophone Sketch is just so great. Here is other my favorite The Salesman sketch |
| Posted by: denizen 18 May 2017 - 08:05 PM |
| Brilliant! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 20 May 2017 - 05:24 PM |
| Alien Covenant came out this weekend. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm hoping to see it in the next week or so. In the mean time... |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 21 May 2017 - 04:20 AM |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 23 May 2017 - 02:45 AM |
| Just found this one on Facebook. An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said "I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag." |
| Posted by: denizen 23 May 2017 - 03:30 AM |
| I liked that |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 24 May 2017 - 06:57 AM |
| Acrobatic clown and mime from EXPO '86 exposition, Vancouver Are there anybody in this Mac forum who had a chance to visit EXPO '86 at that time? |
| Posted by: denizen 24 May 2017 - 07:54 PM |
| Well I certainly wasn't there. But it looks fun. |
| Posted by: denizen 25 May 2017 - 08:20 PM |
Some BIG changes are in store for the new season of Supernatural Jedi.  |
| Posted by: Mr Duct Tape 26 May 2017 - 03:09 AM |
Bring it  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 26 May 2017 - 06:20 AM |
| LOL! As if the Supernatural fandom isn't broken enough from the season finale... XD |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 2 June 2017 - 07:45 PM |
Here's a really funny video! I could not figure out how to get it to appear here  , so I put the link. If it doesn't work, let me know please.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PdY3L-JYzk |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 3 June 2017 - 01:31 AM | ||
LOOOOVE this Video; I'm still laughing tears every time I watch it You can embed YT-Videos quite easily: Just right-click on the Video Screen. YouTube gives you several Options (e.g. copy video-URL). Sadly, my Screenshot is in German (because I'm located in Switzerland), but I'm pretty sure your third Option would be something like "embed this Video" or "copy embedding Code". After choosing the copying embedding Code option, you can just copy it into here. |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 3 June 2017 - 01:36 AM |
| If you put the embedding Code in here, it Looks like this. (Like with uploading pictures, you won't see the Video before you hit "Add Reply") |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 3 June 2017 - 02:17 PM |
| Thanks Dash!!! Well, here goes nothing... |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 3 June 2017 - 02:19 PM |
| YAY!!! THANK YOU DASH!!! |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 3 June 2017 - 02:22 PM | ||
Works perfectly fine! |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 4 June 2017 - 07:47 AM |
| >>> |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 4 June 2017 - 01:05 PM |
| That's great! |
| Posted by: denizen 20 June 2017 - 08:29 PM |
Vulcan much? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 24 June 2017 - 06:26 PM |
| So any time I'm in a bad mood and just need to laugh... I watch this. Cracks me up every time. It's so me and my sister. XD |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 24 June 2017 - 08:21 PM |
| I like that Jedi!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 26 June 2017 - 09:09 AM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 26 June 2017 - 12:14 PM |
| LOL! Wow, and I thought I was bad... XD |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 7 July 2017 - 04:53 AM |
There are answers to the question though. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 9 July 2017 - 07:22 AM |
| Hmmmmmmmmm....😁 |
| Posted by: denizen 19 July 2017 - 08:18 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 19 July 2017 - 09:11 PM |
| I love it Denizen!! |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 20 July 2017 - 07:25 PM |
| That's great! |
| Posted by: denizen 20 July 2017 - 08:22 PM |
Its Friday! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 21 July 2017 - 04:47 AM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 21 July 2017 - 05:36 AM |
| LOL! Woohoo!! Friday!!! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 21 July 2017 - 11:35 PM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 29 July 2017 - 01:48 PM |
| I mean... obviously... |
| Posted by: denizen 17 August 2017 - 08:59 PM |
I tried. I failed. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 17 August 2017 - 11:34 PM | ||
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 19 August 2017 - 02:27 AM |
 Only I would order Stella Artois, not that dishwater. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 21 August 2017 - 03:14 AM |
| Let the smile this happy lizard brighten up your day. https://www.instagram.com/p/BX9ywfsFB87/?taken-by=tetrapod_id |
| Posted by: denizen 21 August 2017 - 06:04 AM |
| Thats good. |
| Posted by: denizen 22 August 2017 - 08:38 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 22 August 2017 - 09:47 PM |
| That's awesome!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 29 August 2017 - 01:55 PM |
| Big dog is trying to get a sip of wine. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 31 August 2017 - 12:12 AM |
| I have two of those guys....I can honestly see that happening!! I left a cup of coffee in my center console in my car, and when I got back, Arthur had the lid off and was lapping away!! He has a penchant for PG Tips tea too! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 3 September 2017 - 04:54 AM |
| 2 year old wants a boyfriend. |
| Posted by: denizen 12 September 2017 - 08:16 PM |
| Posted by: Jediferret 13 September 2017 - 08:35 AM |
| LOL! I used to watch that show religiously as a kid. XD CinemaSins anyone? lol God I love these things... Edit: I should probably put a language and violent imagery warning. Can't be too careful. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 13 September 2017 - 03:36 PM |
| All this Everything Wrong With stuff is something I'm not really a fan of. What's the point of pointing out whatever is wrong with a movie? That's like, you better don't watch it because this, this and this is wrong with it and we say so. There's difference with nitpicking but if it's like pointing out how illogical or terrible a film is in a certain amount of time that would be like: djeez, if you don't like it, do something else, just don't ruin for others. That's like that channel that always seems to be knowing the real reason why a certain actor or actress is no longer casted. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 13 September 2017 - 03:59 PM |
| Would you like me to remove it? I just found it funny (as I love CinemaSins) and was just sharing. |
| Posted by: denizen 14 September 2017 - 12:41 AM | ||
Door swings both ways. You don't have to see it either. Freedom of speech allows people to express their opinions. And although his video is intrusive toward the movie, it is still just his opinion. It does not speak for the masses. However this movie in particular has been a victim of various critics because of its lack of success compared to previous entries in the series. For those who have seen it, pretty much know of its flaws. I personally liked it. But i didn't love it. So i'm not surprised that fans are backwashing in it with insults. They want to be entertained like the old days. That's the bottom line. Let's get back on topic here folks! And that is to be funny. Perhaps the video is best suited in the movies thread. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 14 September 2017 - 02:12 AM | ||
No, not all. It wasn't personal. I don't get YouTube channels like that. They're trying to prove something that is like not needed. If they can really point something out to fans to where the movie is wrong and be all hip and cool about it, that can ruin it for fans forever even if they do have a point. But Denizen is right let's stick on topic here. Did you know that Pennywise The Clown really did have candy down there?  And I bet you'll never look at pancakes the same way again.  |
| Posted by: denizen 15 September 2017 - 02:51 AM |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 15 September 2017 - 01:34 PM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 20 September 2017 - 04:28 AM |
How to lure Jediferret to work...  |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 20 September 2017 - 11:00 AM |
| I'm with you Jedi!! It happens to me daily! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 21 September 2017 - 03:29 AM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 21 September 2017 - 04:15 AM |
| Orange juice is delicious! Just like fresh coffee! |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 21 September 2017 - 06:02 AM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 21 September 2017 - 07:26 AM |
I would call that orange juice thing: Fruiticide.  3, 2, 1, breathe! He's dead, Jim. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 21 September 2017 - 06:18 PM |
| These are awesome!!!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 22 September 2017 - 06:37 AM |
| I remember those moments. I once said to my first grade teacher 4+5=7. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 22 September 2017 - 12:51 PM |
| lol I actually flunked subtraction in grade school. Though my not so brightest moment was when I flunked cutting and pasting in kindergarten. From my report cards, I, apparently, was too distracted because I talked too much. lol What? I was bored... =P |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 23 September 2017 - 06:32 AM |
| A sign of true genius....or I like to think so because I was always in trouble for the same thing Jedi |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 26 September 2017 - 08:39 AM |
 MacGyver's name in Japanese is pronounced: Rinkamijifurukushi. I think I'll stick to MacGyver-san. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 26 September 2017 - 02:33 PM |
| I agree!! |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 26 September 2017 - 07:37 PM |
| Sounds good to me! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 5 October 2017 - 05:42 AM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 5 October 2017 - 06:44 PM |
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| Posted by: denizen 6 October 2017 - 03:37 AM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 9 October 2017 - 04:58 AM |
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| Posted by: Jediferret 10 October 2017 - 12:24 PM |
| LOL! That's good one MacGyverGod. XD |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 10 October 2017 - 04:22 PM |
| I love it Jedi!!! My kids were in the other room and wondered what it was I had going on lol!! |
| Posted by: denizen 12 October 2017 - 08:59 PM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 16 October 2017 - 03:09 PM |
 When you got too close to the fire.  When you overslept and need to get dressed quickly.  When you can't win a discussion.  He shoots, he... fails! |
| Posted by: denizen 20 October 2017 - 05:02 AM |
Just as i remember! (maybe this relates to MacGyver 2016 |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 20 October 2017 - 05:31 AM |
As if he is some sort of Rambo.  |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 20 October 2017 - 08:18 PM |
| Or young Chuck Norris |
| Posted by: Jediferret 22 October 2017 - 06:02 AM | ||
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What the heck? XD |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 22 October 2017 - 08:09 AM |
| I remember seeing these on ebay years ago. Makes no sense, really |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 18 November 2017 - 05:12 AM |
| When you're watching Godzilla with a new sound system. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 19 November 2017 - 06:50 PM |
| Go go Godzilla!!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 23 November 2017 - 09:09 AM |
| A good one and a well known on of Winston Churchill told by the late John Hillerman. I would just switch the cups though. |
| Posted by: denizen 23 November 2017 - 07:58 PM |
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| Posted by: Barry Rowland 23 November 2017 - 08:28 PM |
| I am probably the only one, but I would have loved to have heard some of Higgins stories to the end |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 24 November 2017 - 04:25 AM |
| It would've been a real Higgins joke if he mentioned a year. 'I believe it was in the year 1941 or 42...' |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 24 November 2017 - 08:51 AM |
| Absolutely!! |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 26 November 2017 - 05:24 AM |
| Well, what can I say? It is an honest trailer. You can say the McFly's are actually pretty sick. You're own mother falls for you, while you have to persuade your dad to go out with her by actually taking advantage of her. And Vern is into Jennifer. |
| Posted by: DashboardOnFire 28 November 2017 - 01:34 PM |
| They sure have fun in there |
| Posted by: Jediferret 29 November 2017 - 05:38 AM |
| LOL! Ferrets in packing peanuts is always a hoot. Just have to watch that they don't eat them. XD |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 2 December 2017 - 01:20 AM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 2 December 2017 - 07:53 AM |
 For some reason this little stripe can't get out. The joy of having children.    |
| Posted by: Jediferret 2 December 2017 - 10:12 AM |
| LOL! Those sound pretty typical for my family. XD We're very dysfunctional. My boss introduced me to Tim Hawkins, a Christian Comedian. I actually saw another video of his called "Things You Don't Say To Your Wife". He's hilarious. |
| Posted by: denizen 3 December 2017 - 08:26 PM |
| That's funny. |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 5 December 2017 - 10:16 AM |
| How do they do it? Seriously, how? This one doesn't even want to get out. I can't even imagine the fit my mother would throw if she would've find me in one of those machines. Then again I wouldn't even come up with the idea of crawling in there in the first place. How would MacGyver escape one of these? |
| Posted by: denizen 5 December 2017 - 08:03 PM |
| I guess he'd have to find one that he could fit into first. |
| Posted by: MiracleMac 7 December 2017 - 12:53 PM |
| Space Invaders |
| Posted by: denizen 8 December 2017 - 05:03 AM |
| Thats funny |
| Posted by: MacGyverGod 9 December 2017 - 05:42 AM |
| He'll never draw a sword again. Joke time: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 9 December 2017 - 09:12 PM |
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| Posted by: MacGyverGod 11 December 2017 - 02:04 PM |
| What a nice guy to tell her that. Little bit of language here but at 1:15 it's just hilarious. |
| Posted by: Dragondog 11 December 2017 - 04:39 PM |
| I heard this story on Pinterest, though I don't know if it's true or just made up. It basically involves a guy(I'll call him GUY #1) going into a bathroom stall and having a discussion with the guy (I'll call him GUY #2) in the stall next to him. GUY#2: Hi, how are you? GUY#1: Uh, I'm fine. GUY#2: What are you doing? GUY#1: Same as you, just sitting here. GUY#2: Can I come over? GUY#1: *annoyed* I'm a little busy right now. GUY#2: Sorry I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions. |