MacGyver According to Professional WrestlingMacGyver = John Cena•White-meat babyface (aka the really nice good guy who can do no wrong)
•Very rarely, if ever, loses...even if he has to make a staggering comeback at the last minute
•Knockout punch, when he manages to land it, is almost invincible (and he almost always manages to land it when he wants to use it)
•Knows his cars
•Very well-spoken & educated
•Military interest (Mac actually is a veteran, and Cena almost joined the Marines)
•Somewhat inexplicable fear of commitment, at least early on
•Fear of fatherhood, at least early on (did you see his face when Robin Curtis' character walked in pregnant in "Friends"?)
•Paradoxically, loves kids
•Almost universally loved by women and often children as well
•Quiet guy at home, but can bring the fight when needed & doesn't back down from a challenge
•Supports a great many charities and volunteer organizations
•Environmentally conscious (although for Cena, this is less true of him than it is of his brother-in-law)
•Health conscious
•Patriotic
•Interesting friends who usually get him into trouble of one variety or another
•Lots and lots of enemies
•Sense of humor
•At times, can be difficult to figure out
Murdoc = The Undertaker •Is dead
•Is also undead---seriously, no matter what you do, you can't kill this guy. He's the Deadman.
•Undertaker sit-up (obviously, 'Taker does this all the time, but if I recall correctly, Murdoc did the 'Taker sit-up in "Strictly Business" from beneath a pile of rocks with a knife in his hand)
•Very manipulative
•Fond of evil villain rants
•Loves mind games
•Breaks into people's houses (Murdoc breaks into Mac's house all the time, and 'Taker broke into Vince's home and lit Stephanie's teddy bear on fire)
•Ties a girl up and takes her hostage (Stephanie McMahon for 'Taker, Penny Parker for Murdoc...although to be fair, I guess Murdoc never strapped Penny to a giant "M" and tried to force her to marry him)
•Has a sibling, and sometimes works to save that sibling from harm
•Works for a "higher power" (HIT for Murdoc, Vince for 'Taker)
•Very powerful and almost invincible...except to somebody equally invincible
•He will always be the coolest person in the room, regardless of whether he's a babyface or a heel
•Often plays with fire
•Will do just about anything to put his opponent inside a casket
•No qualms about serious, hardcore violence
•Doesn’t always play fair
•Terrified lots of people as kids
•Can’t really be trusted even when he’s a babyface, because you know he can and probably will turn on you at any moment
•Actually does have something of a code of honor when he’s a babyface (although sometimes he’s willing to work around this when necessary)
•Has been through so much damage physically that you wonder how he’s even still capable of functioning
•Drives a hearse & lives in a graveyard (“Halloween Knights”)
•Guilty of murder, attempted murder, assault, battery, theft, identity theft, and various other crimes
Penny Parker = Bayley (NXT) •Naïve and innocent almost to the point of being childlike
•Loves bright colors and cute things
•Embraces happiness and the fun things in life
•Tries to believe the best about people
•Energetic
•Has big dreams & isn’t afraid to work hard to achieve her goals
•Often comes across as young and silly, which can cause some to underestimate her
•Has a big heart and lots of spunk (enough to kick Murdoc & suplex Bobby Roode!)
•Despite being a nice person, she often manages to get herself and her friends into trouble
•Has awesome friends, and they help each other out (Mac for Penny, Finn Bálor for Bayley)
Jack Dalton = Justin Hawk Bradshaw
(This one’s not exact, so work with me here.) •Always has a plan
•Would do anything for his best friend
•Will also do just about anything for money, including things that aren’t quite legal or ethical
•Mustache power!
•Sometimes runs away, but will make an effort for his friends and comes through in the end
•Quirky and may not always make sense
•Often used as a pawn by dark forces (Jack was used to manipulate Mac in both “Partners” & “Halloween Knights,” and Bradshaw was ‘Taker’s henchman in the Ministry of Darkness)
•Definitely the kind of guy that you can picture running a a Wild West saloon (“Serenity”)
Pete is too pure for pro wrestling. He’s far too nice to even be a manager. So, what do you all think? Am I way off base here? Can you think of better comparisons? Is there anything I missed? Or am I just insane? (...well...I think I can probably answer that last one for myself.
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