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KiwiTek

Posted: 23 May 2014 - 03:28 PM

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Posted: 23 May 2014 - 04:06 PM

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Here's one for the science buffs.

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Posted: 24 May 2014 - 06:44 AM

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At first glance it seems a little deep for funny, are these humor or brain teasers?

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

Whether you think you can or you can't .... you're probably right!

"Nature often addressed our problems much better than the doctor." - Henry Miller

"So shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless and don't be sorry." - Jack Kerouac

"No one is remembered for being normal" -- Albert Einstein

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Posted: 24 May 2014 - 08:12 AM

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These are great!

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Posted: 24 May 2014 - 10:15 AM

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Batman??

I don't get it.

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Posted: 24 May 2014 - 11:27 AM

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MDBfan, if you know that the repeated molecular model above the word Batman is that of sodium which has a periodic table symbol of 'Na' then it reads

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!!!!

Now, please help me with the first one?

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This site had me in stitches yesterday.

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

Seems like a boring topic but the captions are pure gold.

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Posted: 28 May 2014 - 05:00 AM

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QUOTE (Joe SAKic @ 25 May 2014 - 07:27 AM)

MDBfan, if you know that the repeated molecular model above the word Batman is that of sodium which has a periodic table symbol of 'Na' then it reads

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!!!!

Oh!

Thanks, JoeSAKic!

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Posted: 28 May 2014 - 12:37 PM

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QUOTE (Joe SAKic @ 25 May 2014 - 07:27 AM)

Now, please help me with the first one?

It's a mix up of the Back to the Future movie and the 3rd hobbit movie: There and Back Again (which has since been renamed)

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Posted: 28 May 2014 - 01:58 PM

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Okay, thought I was missing some insider info. BTTF is one of my all tine favorites but haven't delved at all into the Hobbit trilogy.

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Posted: 17 July 2014 - 10:38 PM

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Posted: 15 December 2014 - 03:43 AM

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This has been doing the rounds on Google+. There's a wholo set of these jokes using the same photos.

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Posted: 15 December 2014 - 12:44 PM

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How about men passing out on slingshot rides? The second one really cracked me up and maybe the third is even better.

Passing out twice on slingshot ride.

Kid passes out three times in twenty seconds on slingshot ride.

How about four times and screaming like a girl?

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Posted: 16 December 2014 - 09:55 AM

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ROFLMAO!

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Posted: 16 December 2014 - 10:04 AM

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I can relate to "senior" moments...

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Posted: 7 January 2015 - 09:45 AM

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Poor dinos!!

A belated welcome to Mac2Nite!

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Posted: 8 January 2015 - 09:05 PM

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I figured I'd share these. At my old job, I was having a bad day and one of my co-workers (who is also a buddy of mine) showed me these to make me feel better. It worked, and we had a good laugh.

"Walk in love. Walk in service. And you will walk in honor." (Good Knight MacGyver)
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denizen

Posted: 8 January 2015 - 11:50 PM

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I've seen these before. Very funny.

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denizen

Posted: 9 January 2015 - 05:39 AM

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I have a 2 o' clock appointment.

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Posted: 9 January 2015 - 06:37 AM

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... looks like a mullet is mandatory.

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Posted: 9 January 2015 - 06:51 AM

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QUOTE (denizen @ 9 January 2015 - 02:39 PM)

I have a 2 o' clock appointment.

What the...? Where is that?

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Posted: 9 January 2015 - 07:23 AM

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..... the sign says 'Dhaka'. Bangladesh always did have a decent MacGyver following.

denizen

Posted: 20 January 2015 - 09:31 PM

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Saw this online.

MacGyver's way of reheating cold pizza.

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denizen

Posted: 9 February 2015 - 10:29 PM

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I still have to see this sometime...
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Posted: 20 February 2015 - 06:18 PM

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Oh lordy denizen... XD Somehow, I find that sorta frightening.

So, I was sorting through my files today, and found something you guys "might" like. It's a cast my Dad put together of his co-workers based off Star Wars characters. It's pretty old... early 90's, I believe. There are a lot of inside jokes, but... I don't get half of them anyway. Can anyone guess which one is my Dad? heehee

denizen

Posted: 24 February 2015 - 09:07 PM

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MacGyver Opening Credits starring Mr. Spock!!!

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Posted: 25 February 2015 - 01:25 AM

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Sorry to dampen your spirits but Leonard Nimoy was hospitalized for severe chest pains.So no more macgyverisms...
You don't smoke,do you?

denizen

Posted: 25 February 2015 - 01:52 AM

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I used to. Quit a long time ago.

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Posted: 16 April 2015 - 09:46 PM

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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

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Posted: 17 April 2015 - 12:52 PM

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LOL! Wut!?

Here's a joke...

If Spring Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?

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