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  Posted: 27 December 2017 - 06:55 PM                                    
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I don't know if this is where this thread should go or not, but Dragondog and I somehow accidentally started up a MacGyver/Lego Movie crossover. It started up with the suggestion to imagine what would happen if the MacGyver crew found themselves in Cloud Cuckoo Land... And things spiralled delightfully from there. wink.gif

Since our brainstorming outgrew the Crossovers thread, we figured it would be better to move our ramblings to a thread of their own.

Here's everything we've posted so far, to get caught up...

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Let's all take a moment to picture MacGyver, Jack, Pete, Murdoc, and Penny all in Cloud Cuckoo Land together. w00t.gif

JACK: What the heck is this place?
PENNY: I don't know, but I think it's wonderful!
MACGYVER:*under his breath* Of course you do.
MURDOC: I really do hate it here.

PETE: Mac, I don't care what it takes, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Penny: Oh, but I don't ever want to leave!

Unikitty: <to Pete> You seem so grumpy! Here, maybe this giant marshmallow will help!

Penny: Oooh, good idea! And some pretty flowers, too!

Murdoc: I've got to get out of here. ... <casually pushes MacGyver in front of Abraham Lincoln's speeding space chair>


Can you imagine how different some of the scenes in The Lego Movie would have been if Mac and the gang were in them?
Like when Cloud Cuckoo Land was destroyed:


UNIKITTY:*devastated* My home!
PENNY: Oh how horrible!
MAC, JACK, And PETE: *sending Unikitty sympathetic glances*
EMMIT: I'm so sorry, Unikitty!
MURDOC: *under his breath* I'm not...
EVERYONE: *glares at Murdoc* :mad:
MURDOC: unsure.gif I'm just saying...

And when their getaway ship was sinking afterwards...

Vitruvius: Why are my pants cold and wet?

Benny: We're coming apart at the seams!!!

Wyldstyle: Deep breaths, everybody!

MacGyver: <calmly plugs the leaks with chewing gum and duct tape> Don't panic! Everybody just stay calm. I have a little experience with submarines.

Penny and Unikitty: YAAAAY!!!

Emmit: Wow!! You are so cool! Are you sure you're not The Special?

Vitruvius: He clearly is a very talented MasterBuilder.

Murdoc: <rolls eyes and mutters> No, trust me, he's not...


JACK: *nudges Murdoc* Shhh! Don't ruin the moment!

Murdoc: <exasperated> What moment? I'm not convinced that this isn't a hallucination! We're on a submarine made out of children's building blocks, for crying out loud!

Penny: Well, you don't have to be so mean about it, do you?

Murdoc: Look, someone's got to be the voice of reason around here.

MacGyver: <raises eyebrow> Look who's talking about being reasonable. It's not exactly reasonable to use a rocket launcher on somebody, Murdoc.

Murdoc: <mutters> It is if the person you're using it on is annoying...

MacGyver: What if I told you that we all have to work together to escape this place alive?

Pete: We'll be lucky to escape this place at all!

Emmit: You guys sound really upset... Do you wanna sit down and talk about it? <gestures to double-decker couch>

Murdoc: <throws hands in the air> I'm done.


BATMAN: *seeing couch* What the heck is that?
MURDOC: Another idiotic waste of materials, that's what!
EMMIT: *ignoring Murdoc* It'a the double-decker couch, which seemed like a good idea at the time...
BATMAN: You are so disappointing. On so many levels.
MURDOC: Finally, someone agrees with me...
PENNY: Murdoc, I never thought I'd say this, but SHUT UP!

MacGyver: idea.jpg

Pete: Quiet, everyone! Mac has an idea!

MacGyver: The double-decker couch isn't useless! It's exactly what we need!

Jack: It is?

Emmit: It is?!

Murdoc & Batman: <gritted teeth> It is?

MacGyver: Yeah! We can use this to sneak past all those guys who were shooting at us. Naturally, they're gonna send out search parties, and this big colorful submarine is gonna show up as a giant blip on their radar, but this couch---this is gonna slip right past 'em.

Murdoc: <sarcastic> Oh, of course, MacGyver, how wonderful... Except for the fact that couches can't float, and what are you going to do to hide everyone, hm? Hide us under the seat cushions? Really. <scoffs>

Batman: Yeah, exactly. It's useless. Totally useless.

Emmit: well, I mean... I *did* leave room under the seats for coolers...

MacGyver: <grins> Hey, Unikitty, I'm gonna need some of those cloud stabilizers that you salvaged from the wreckage on the way down.

Unikitty: YAAAAY!!

Wyldstyle: <sideways glance at Pete and Jack> Does he do this often?

Pete: Pretty much. <grins>

Jack: You get used to it.

Murdoc: You've got to be kidding me!



MACGYVER: Alright, everyone, get in the couch.
MURDOC: No.
MACGYVER: MURDOC, comeon!
MURDOC: No, this is ridiculous!
Vitruvius: Should we knock him out?
MACGYVER: Maybe... and put a snake in with him.
MURDOC: NEVER MIND! I'M GOING IN! SEE! I'M GOING!
PETE: *smirks* Well, that was easier than expected.

 
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Wyldstyle: So, what exactly is the plan here? I mean, where are we actually going?

MacGyver: <slight frown> Wherever the current takes us, at first. We have to be adrift for a while, like a random piece of wreckage. At least until after the enemy forces move on. After that, maybe we can rig up a sail to take us to shore.

Murdoc: <curled up inside the couch, fuming> I hate all of you. <pinches Jack>

Jack: Ouch! Hey! He pinched me!

Murdoc: I did not!

Jack: Did too!

Pete: Would you two stop it? We don't have a lot of time!

Wyldstyle: <hops inside the couch after Emmit and Benny> Ugh, this is so not how I expected to save the world.


 
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PENNY: But this is so much fun! I haven't had an adventure quite like this before!
WYLDSTYLE: Maybe if you like being cramped...
EVERYONE: *climbs into the couch*
BATMAN: Someone's squishing me.
MURDOC: Everyone's squished! What do you expect?
MACGYVER: Hang on, everyone, here we go!
MURDOC: *sarcastic* Wheee.

 
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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 28 December 2017 - 09:37 PM)
PENNY: But this is so much fun! I haven't had an adventure quite like this before!
WYLDSTYLE: Maybe if you like being cramped...
EVERYONE: *climbs into the couch*
BATMAN: Someone's squishing me.
MURDOC: Everyone's squished! What do you expect?
MACGYVER: Hang on, everyone, here we go!
MURDOC: *sarcastic* Wheee.

Penny: <completely without irony> Wheeee!!! This is so exciting!

Batman: Exciting? Yeah, sure, except for the fact that our submarine is being blown up all around us.

Penny: Is that what that sound is?

MacGyver: Just hang tight, everybody, it might be rough ride for a few minutes. Just don't panic.

Murdoc: <scoffs> Hang tight to what, MacGyver? We're inside a couch, in case you'd forgotten.

MacGyver: What I mean is, just stay positive! <Unikitty chimes in on the last two words>

<Murdoc and Batman groan>

Benny: Hey, the crashing and exploding sounds stopped!

Pete: <nods> And it feels like we're just bobbing up and down on the waves. So the sub must be gone, and now we're just floating like wreckage. Okay, Mac---time to find out if your plan will work or not.

MacGyver: I'm pretty sure it will.

Wyldstyle: Pretty sure? That doesn't sound too comforting.

Jack: Don't worry, mon cherie! If Mac says it'll work, it'll work.

Murdoc: How long are we going to be cramped in here? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

MacGyver: It might be a while. We have to be certain that all the search parties are gone before we can look out.

Vitruvius: What if we sing a song to pass the time?

MacGyver: That's a great idea! What songs do we all know?

Batman: A heavy metal song, about how I'm an orphan!

Penny: You're an orphan? Oh, how awful! You must be so lonely.

Batman: That's why I wrote the song. Duh.

Emmit: Well, the only song I know is "Everything Is Awesome."

Pete: How does that go?

<Wyldstyle groans>

Murdoc: Perhaps I would have been better off with the snake. dry.gif

 
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UNIKITTY: Oh, don't be so grumpy. *cuddles up to Murdoc*

MURDOC: blink.gif unsure.gif rolleyes.gif That's actually kind of nice...
EVERYONE: *stares at Murdoc* surprise.gif
MURDOC: blink.gif *realizes what he just said* unsure.gif blush.gif Never mind, I didn't say anything!

 
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PENNY: A little late for that Murdoc. Really, you shouldn't be ashamed of having a bit of heart.
MURDOC: Can we please change the subject? You said you guys wanted to sing? I know rock & roll.
MACGYVER: Wait, what?
BATMAN: Exactly, what?
MURDOC: Trust me! I'm pretty good, even if I do say so myself!
MACGYVER: Oh, Lord have mercy!

 
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Oh my gosh, YES!!!! This is *money!* roller.gif

Jack: <squints> Are we actually getting along right now?

Benny: <whispers> Shhhh, you don't wanna jinx it!

Vitruvius: I know a bit of ragtime!

Murdoc: No! We'll sing rock 'n' roll, or we won't sing anything at all.

Batman: Who died and made you boss?

Murdoc: <fiendish grin> How interesting that you should ask. Would you like to find out?

MacGyver: Hey! Knock it off!

Unikitty: Well, I'd like to hear you sing. <waits expectantly>

Murdoc: unsure.gif What, now?

Penny: Yes! Oh, come on, Jacques---I mean, Murdoc. Don't be shy!

Pete: <sotto voce> This is gonna be good.

Murdoc: blush.gif Well... All right.

*

Jack: <aside> What exactly does "sotto voce" mean, anyway? I mean, this is weird for all of you, too, right? Not just me?

 
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MACGVYER: Don't worry, Jack, you're not alone.

MURDOC: *faltering* You know, I don't have a microphone, so maybe we should forget about this.
BATMAN: Dude, we're all crunched together, you don't NEED a mic.
MURDOC: Well, I usually throw my whole self into it, and that's probably not a good idea in these conditions. I'll punch somebody, probably more than once.
JACK: Murdoc, quit stalling!
MURDOC: I'm not stalling, I... just need a moment to figure out what I'm doing.

 
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UNIKITTY: *cuddles up to Murdoc again* Does this help?
MURDOC: Uh, unsure.gif well... happy.gif
PENNY: Come on! What are you gonna sing?
MURDOC: Let me have a moment to think of something...
VITRUVIUS: In the meantime, about that ragtime....
MURDOC: NEVER MIND, I GOT SOMETHING!
PENNY: Oh, good!
MURDOC: I wrote this a long time ago. I call it "Can't Get You Off My Mind"
MACGYVER: Um... unsure.gif I didn't, you know, inspire this song, did I?
MURDOC: No. Different kind of obsession.
PETE: Well, that's a relief.
EMMIT: Good, I thought this was going to get awkward.
BATMAN: Well, let's get this over with, Mr. Rock-&-Roll.

 
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Murdoc: <punches Batman in the face and smirks> Don't say I didn't warn you. <launches into the first part of the song>
"I've been thinking on this abandoned road... My hands are feeling shaky and slowly spinning out of control...
And the view behind the mirror is cracked and I'm falling apart...and I'm feeling like a junkie jonesing for a broken heart.
Well, white lines on the highway, headed for a heartache, all I see are caution signs...
I'm driving kinda crazy, gunning for ya baby, 'cause I can't get you off my mind..."

<starts belting out the second verse passionately, whacking Benny in the face in the process>

Benny: Yowch!!

Pete: <mutters> Oh, boy.

Jack: <singsong, sotto voce> You created a Frankenstein... idea.jpg Oh, so that's what that word means.

Penny: <delighted> This sounds so romantic!

MacGyver: blink.gif

 
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QUOTE (Sanguine @ 3 January 2018 - 09:22 PM)
Murdoc: <punches Batman in the face and smirks> Don't say I didn't warn you. <launches into the first part of the song>
            "I've been thinking on this abandoned road... My hands are feeling shaky and slowly spinning out of control...
And the view behind the mirror is cracked and I'm falling apart...and I'm feeling like a junkie jonesing for a broken heart.
Well, white lines on the highway, headed for a heartache, all I see are caution signs...
I'm driving kinda crazy, gunning for ya baby, 'cause I can't get you off my mind..."

<starts belting out the second verse passionately, whacking Benny in the face in the process>

Benny: Yowch!!

Pete: <mutters> Oh, boy.

Jack: <singsong, sotto voce> You created a Frankenstein... idea.jpg Oh, so that's what that word means.

Penny: <delighted> This sounds so romantic!

MacGyver:  blink.gif

OH! MY! GOSH! I'M DYING HERE! roller.gif

PENNY: Heheh blush.gif Well, he IS good! Looks like he got over his nerves at least.
JACK: Yeah, no kidding! *gets punched by Murdoc* Oof!
UNIKITTY: Wow! You're great Murdoc!
PENNY: Yeah, he is! wub.gif
WYLDSTYLE: *sighs* wub.gif
BATMAN AND EMMIT: WYLDSTYLE!
WYLDSTYLE: Oops! Uh... unsure.gif Heheh blush.gif

 
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Okay, I know this isn't the scene we're working on, but I realized that it must have been pretty funny when Mac and the gang first joined up with the Lego guys, presumably after Emmit had already joined up with Wyldstyle.

WYLDSTYLE: *to Mac and the gang* Come with us if you want to not die.
MURDOC: Yeah, darling, I'm pretty used to dying. Thank you anyway.
MACGYVER: MURDOC! *to Wyldstyle* Ignore him, we'll come.

 
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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 4 January 2018 - 09:51 PM)
Okay, I know this isn't the scene we're working on, but I realized that it must have been pretty funny when Mac and the gang first joined up with the Lego guys, presumably after Emmit had already joined up with Wyldstyle.

WYLDSTYLE: *to Mac and the gang* Come with us if you want to not die.
MURDOC: Yeah, darling, I'm pretty used to dying. Thank you anyway.
MACGYVER: MURDOC! *to Wyldstyle* Ignore him, we'll come.

Yeeeesss!! Oh my goodness, this is all so awesome! Let's just write it al! laugh.gif I love it!

Pete: What exactly is even going on here, anyway?

Jack: Yeah, what's up with the guys with lasers, and why are the cops trying to kill us?

Penny: <fearful> And why are they robots? Why do they have to be so mean and scary?

Wyldstyle: <solemnly> Before Lord Business came into power, all the people from all the worlds were free to mingle and build whatever they wanted! But when Lord Business became obsessed with order and perfection, he banned all creativity and ordered all the MasterBuilders to be hunted down, because they were always changing everything all the time! <grabs Emmit by the shoulders and spins him around to show them the Piece> That's why it's so crucial that we protect the Piece of Resistance! It's our only hope for stopping Lord Business!

Murdoc: <scoffs and laughs> You actually expect me to believe that?

Emmit: Well, yeah! It's the truth. <awkward chuckle>

Penny: Oh, MacGyver, we have to help them! No creativity? How terrible!

MacGyver: <somber> I agree. Lead the way, Miss.

Murdoc: Well, you can have fun on this merry crusade all you want, but I'm not going. Just show me the way out.

MacGyver: That's the whole problem. We don't know the way out! We need these people to help us.

Murdoc: I don't need any of you!

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Oh, before I forget: I noticed earlier that you seemed to be having a wee bit of trouble with the font colors. That messed me up at first, too. You had it right with "color=purple" inside the brackets, but don't forget that you have to also use the end tag or it won't work. So at the end of your sentence, add "/color" inside brackets, and it'll change the color for you. It ought to show up in the preview if you have it typed out right. Hope this helps! smile.gif

I love it how all the ladies are falling in love with Murdoc and all the guys hate him right now! thumbsup.gif


Pete: Is anyone but me starting to think that this was a bad idea? This is starting to get a little out of control.

MacGyver: Yeah, Pete, I think you're right. Having Murdoc sing is a lot scarier than I thought it would be.

Jack: <glares> You're telling' me! Come on, Mac, you're not the guy who's getting used as a human punching bag! <gets whacked in the chest this time> Ow!!!

Unikitty: Now I want to dance, too!

Batman: Please don't.

Emmit: Well... It *is* kind of catchy.

Benny: At least it's not "Everything Is Awesome!"

Penny and Wyldstyle: wub.gif

Batman: <glares daggers> I can't take this anymore! <pokes his head out from under the cushions to look around at the ocean>

MacGyver: <pulls him back down> Calm down! We have to be sure that the search parties have all moved on!

 
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Thanks Sanguine. I'll admit, this problem with the colors was starting to get embarrassing, LOL. I thought about asking someone, but couldn't figure out how to word it. Thanks again!

BATMAN: Even if we stay under the cushions, the whole couch is rocking thanks to Murdoc's ridiculous dancing. People are gonna notice!
MURDOC: *finishes song* Okay, I've done my part.
PENNY: Murdoc, you were so great! And to think you were so nervous and shy at first!
MURDOC: I was NOT! blush.gif Nervous, I mean.
JACK: Owwww....
MURDOC: Quit whining like a baby, Dalton!

Off subject, I just heard that Unikitty has her own spin-off show now, laugh.gif

 
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Hey, no problem! I totally understand what it's like to join a new site and have to find your way around and figure things out. I still haven't figured out everything on this site, to be honest. biggrin.gif

Unikitty has her own spin-off?! I must see this for myself!!!!


MacGyver: <pause, then a sigh> I guess you're right. All right, let's take a look and see what we're dealing with here. <peeks out>

Batman: <looking around> Oh, great! Just great. We're out here in the middle of an empty ocean.

MacGyver: It's better than having all of those robot things running around. Besides, we can find our way to shore from here. We can use some of the fabric we've got around us to rig up a sail or something.

Batman: Yeah, but that's gonna take, like, forever. We need a faster way out of this, but instead we're going to be stuck out here for days. I mean, it's not like some big ship is just gonna pop up out of nowhere to rescue us and---

<Metalbeard's ship appears, sailing over a cresting wave>

Batman: MY GOSH!

MacGyver: <grinning> You never know what a little bit of luck will bring.

Metalbeard: <yelling> Ahoy, mateys!!!

Jack: I'm not whining! And I think I should get a free punch. You know, as payback for all those times you hit me. It was six. I counted. Six times you hit me! I think I should get one.

Murdoc: <evil look> Do you really want to try it?

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, I think I do!

Pete: <warning> Dalton!

Unikitty: Let's all just stay positive! <scoots a little closer to Murdoc and looks at him expectantly> Right?

Murdoc: ... Erm... <hears Metalbeard and decides to change the subject> Do you hear that?

 
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MURDOC: *entranced by Metalbeard's ship* WOW!
JACK: *sees* the opportunity* HIIIIIIYAAAAAA!!! *punches Murdoc*
MURDOC: OOOF! YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, DALTON!
JACK: Aiyeeeeee! *Hides behind Batman*
MURDOC: *Accidently punches Batman* TAKE THIS, JACK!
BATMAN: WHY YOU-
MURDOC AND BATMAN: *fight like animals*
PETE: NOW see what you've done?
JACK: Hehe... whistle.gif
PENNY: STOP THEM! THEY'LL KILL EACH OTHER!
UNIKITTY: Stay positive! Stay positive!
METALBEARD: Did I show up at a bad time?
MACGYVER: Oh no! This is the perfect time! Because if I don't get out of here now, I'm going to lose my sanity!
WYLDSTYLE: Go Batman!

 
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Okay, *all* of that was just too perfect!

Metalbeard: Well, come aboard then, all of ye! You're all welcome with me and me hearty crew!

<Metalbeard's crew send over a net, "catch" the couch, and reel it aboard>

Benny: <watching the fight between Murdoc and Batman> We've got to do something!

Emmit: Hmmm... idea.jpg Hey, Benny, can I see your helmet for a second?

Benny: Sure. <takes it off and passes it over>

Jack: <distracted from the fight. Elbows Pete and whispers> Hey, Pete, look. That's what their heads look like with no hair or helmets or anything.

<Emmit uses the helmet to scoop up some water right before the couch is caught in the net. He then splashes Murdoc and Batman>

<Benny quickly grabs his helmet back>

Murdoc: <soaking wet> He bit me!!!

I love it how this plot development that turned out to be a big bonding scene in the movie has turned into a minor catastrophe the instant Murdoc and Jack get involved. This is why MacGyver can't have nice things! roller.gif

 
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BATMAN: Aren't YOU the one who said to stop whining like a baby? Owww...
MURDOC: Why you.... *groans*
PETE: SEE what happens when you let your tempers get out of control? You're lucky we don't toss you overboard!
MURDOC: You'd never do that, I'm sure of it!
EMMIT: Are we good now? No more fighting?
MACGYVER: I hope so. Else Metalbeard might have second thoughts about letting us stay on his ship.
METALBEARD: Oh, don't worry about that! I've had my fair share of fights on this vessel!
MACGYVER: Oh GREAT! Just great.
PENNY: Are you two okay?
BATMAN: I'm a hurting man, but I'll be fine.
MURDOC: Same.
WYLDSTYLE: Ugh.

 
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Unikitty: Well, now that you're both all right and not being so angry anymore, maybe now we can start thinking of ways to stop Lord Business? <eyes hopeful and shining>

<Murdoc glances at Unikitty silently>

MacGyver: I'm sure we can come up with something if we all work together!

Benny: Why'd you come back for us, Metalbeard? I thought you said we were a lost cause!

Metalbeard: Ye are! Except for this bedoubled land couch. I saw Lord Business' forces completely overlook it! Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmit: <beaming> Really?

MacGyver: <catching on> Metalbeard is right. We need something inconspicuous.

Murdoc: <crafty grin> You mean a disguise?

Batman: A Bat-Disguise! Patent pending.

MacGyver: No, that won't work. They'll see that coming from a mile away.

Emmit: Lord Business is expecting us to storm the Octan Tower with a Bat-ship or a Rainbow ship or a---

Benny: Or a spaceship!!!

Emmit: <nods> Or a spaceship, but what's the one thing that Business won't expect MasterBuilders to do?

Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow!

Jack: Buy a case of self-sealing stem bolts, smuggle them across the Canadian border, and sell them for twice the price?

Murdoc: Kill MacGyver?

Pete: Murdoc!!!

Emmit: NO! It's follow the instructions!

<The MasterBuilders groan and Emmit looks dejected>

MacGyver: <firmly> No, Emmit is right. We need to be unpredictable. If that means following the instructions, then so be it. <pause> What exactly are the instructions that we're talking about again?

Emmit: <smiles and holds up his instruction packet> I thought you'd never ask.

Murdoc: <leans over to take a peek and smirks. Points to the page with the Octan ship> This looks perfect. It'd blend right in.

MacGyver: <raises eyebrow> Looking to be helpful, are we?

Murdoc: <scowls> No. I'm just a master of disguise, and I enjoy the chance to exercise my skills. That's all. <huffs>

 
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JACK: *shrugs* Whatever works. *flinches as Murdoc eyes him*
MURDOC: I'm still angry at you, Dalton. Oww.. Batman, you really did a number on my arm.
METALBEARD: Want me to remove it? *gestures to a sharp sword*
MURDOC: blink.gif I'll manage, thank you very much. dry.gif
MACGYVER: All right, let's get down to business!
UNIKITTY & PENNY: YAY!
WYLDSTYLE: Now finally we're getting somewhere!

 
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Emmet: Bring me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!!

MacGyver: <smiles> A little duct tape couldn't hurt, either.

Emmet: <works on the plans with MacGyver> Okay, so here's our big plan to put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle, stop Lord Business, and save the universe. Step one: we sneak into the Octan Tower with a delivery ship that's exactly like all the other Octan delivery ships. Batman and Benny can get us inside, and then once we're in, we can plunder the relic room for disguises!

Murdoc: The what?

Jack: <hearing profit in the wind> Relics? Did you say relics? What kind of relics?

Metalbeard: Horrible contraptions that snap, zap, and entrap!

Pete: <eyebrow raised> Nice assonance.

Murdoc: Sounds like my area of expertise. <smirks>

Unikitty: What next?

MacGyver: Let's get the van built first. Then we can focus on the next part of the plan. What resources do we have available?

Batman: Not the right ones. These instructions call for a hyperdrive. We don't have that part.

Wyldstyle: Maybe we can build one?

 
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Crap. Just found out his name is spelled Emmet, not Emmit. That would have been nice to know earlier, LOL. It's been a while since I've seen this movie, so I'll try to match the scene best I can, but I can't quite remember how this scene goes.

BATMAN: We can't build one.
BENNY: Maybe we could find one.
BATMAN: What do you think? A spaceship's just gonna appear out of the blue?
*SPACESHIP APPEARS*
BATMAN: Are you kidding me?! The same thing!
HAN SOLO: Chewie, we're supposed to be half-way to Naboo for a sweet party right now. This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning, taking us to loser systems like this.
C-3PO: Captain Solo, we must go. You know how perturbed I get if we're not punctual.
HAN SOLO: Droid's right, let's go.
LANDO: Now, hold on, Han. *looks at Wyldstyle* This might be the right galaxy after all, because I see a heavenly body.
WYLDSTYLE: Ooh, woah, I have a boyfriend. And it is super serious. Right Babe?
BATMAN: Of course it's serious.
WYLDSTYLE: Yep.
BATMAN:*to Lando* Got room for just one dude?
WYLDSTYLE: Woah, Babe!
MACGYVER: Wait, WHAT?
LANDO: If he's a cool dude like you.
WYLDSTYLE: You're trying to bail on us!
MURDOC: Traitor! I should've killed you when I had the chance. *lunges at Batman*
PETE: *grabs Murdoc's arm* We're NOT going through this again!
MURDOC: Oww. *glares at Pete*
PETE: *realizes he grabbed Murdoc's injured arm, and let's go* Sorry.

Sorry, didn't mean to make that so long. If you're wondering why I typed so much after claiming I couldn't remember much, it's because I googled a transcript.

 
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Eh, Hakuna Matata. It's no big deal. I didn't catch it either. It's been a few weeks since I've seen it, too, and besides, we have plenty of room for artistic license here. Although I do appreciate your attention to detail, looking up a transcript like that. I was too lazy, so I just filled it in from memory and used MacGyver to work through the blanks. biggrin.gif And don't worry about the length. Feel free to write as much or as little as you want. I'm flexible and I don't mind. smile.gif Also, I love it that Pete is such a good guy that he feels bad for hurting Murdoc, even though he was stopping this hardened criminal from attacking someone. laugh.gif

Jack: Hey, wait a second. You guys got a spare hyperdrive thingy on that ship of yours?

Han: I don't know, maybe. Look, we don't have time for this. Is the Darth Vader wannabe coming along or not?

Batman: Hey, this is a Bat-Cowl, not some lame-o helmet. <boards the Falcon>

Jack: If you have a spare hyperdrive, you name your price. For Jack Dalton, businessman extraordinaire, money is no object. Right, Mac?

MacGyver: Jack, what are you doing?

Han: Money is no object, huh? Well, I guess we *could* use some credits to pay Jabba the Hutt that money we owe him. Chewie, look and see if we have any extra parts in the back.

Murdoc: Why don't we just kill them and take what we want?

Unikitty: Because that wouldn't be very friendly!

Wyldstyle: Babe! Get off that spaceship! We need you!

Batman: Look, Wyldstyle, if this relationship is going to work out between the two of us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of random strangers whenever I feel like it.

Wyldstyle: What?!

Penny: That sounds so rude!

Batman: I WILL text you! <vanishes inside the Falcon>

<Lando's voice can be heard saying, "Where'd you get that sweet space cape, brother?">

Wyldstyle: I can't believe this!

Pete: Why are you dating that guy, anyway?

Murdoc: I would be happy to kill him for you. Revenge is one of my specialties.

Pete: Murdoc, no! You can't kill him!

Murdoc: No, I assure you, I can.

 
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MACGYVER: Murdoc, I don't think you're helping.
MURDOC: Well, EXCUUUUSE me, MacGyver! At least I offered to do SOMETHING!
PENNY: Murdoc has a point.... Err, not about killing Batman, but about trying to stop him. He seems like a jerk!
EMMET:Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person, and you know, if Batman can't see that then he's just... well, he's just as blind as a guy who's eyes stopped working. And I'm gonna tell you something, Batman is the worst person I've ever met.
BATMAN: *suddenly returns* Need a hyperdrive?
EMMET: NO WAY!
WYLDSTYLE: Babe!
JACK: Oh, hi! Wow!
PENNY: I take back what I said!
EMMET: I knew that, I knew that!
WYLDSTYLE:You really had me there!
MURDOC: Fine, Batman, I'll let you live.
BATMAN: Those guys were so lame! All they did was play space checkers. Plus, it turns out they were all dudes!
MACGYVER: Did you really just say that in front of the girl you almost dumped?
BENNY: Won't they notice they're hyperdrive is missing?
MURDOC: WHO CARES?! Let's DO this!
EMMET: Wow, you're eager all of a sudden!
MURDOC: What can I say? I'm starting to like Batman's style. He even had me fooled!
MACGYVER: All right, Emmet, what's your plan?

 
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Emmet: <smiles at MacGyver and holds up his construction paper plans> Step one: build the spaceship! Step two: we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, Laser Gate.

Jack: <hand shoots up in the air> Dibs on piloting!!!

MacGyver: Maybe someone with actual spacecraft experience should pilot that, Jack.

Jack: How hard can it be, Mac? It's like piloting a helicopter with heat shields!

Benny: I can pilot the spaceship!

MacGyver: Let Benny be the pilot, and you can be the co-pilot. How about that?

Jack: <sulky> O-kay.

Emmet: Step three: we break into Lord Business's office and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises. Step four: Benny, MacGyver, and Metalbeard sneak their way into the Master Control Room. Once inside, they'll use their technical know-how to disable the Kragle shield.

Pete: Sounds good so far. What next?

Emmet: Step five: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed.

Murdoc: Wait, wait! You're asking a blind man to be the lookout?! That's ridiculous!

Unikitty: Shhhh, you don't want to hurt his feelings!

 
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VITRUVIUS: *whacks Murdoc in the back of the head with his staff* Silence, you peasant!
MURDOC: Ooof! Wait, what?
VITRUVIUS: It just sounded good at the time.
MACGYVER: *is on the floor, face down, sobbing with laughter*
MURDOC: *glares at MacGyver* I hate you! *glares at Vitruvius* I hate you, too!
PENNY: Hush. So, Emmet, what do you want me to do?
EMMET: Go with Batman and Unikitty into the board room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. You too, Murdoc.
PENNY: Sounds like fun!
PETE: And me?
EMMET: Maybe you'd better go with them to make sure Murdoc and Batman don't kill each other.
MURDOC: Oh, great. dry.gif
PENNY: *hugs Murdoc's good arm* Come on! It can't be that bad!
UNIKITTY: That's right! Just stay positive.
MURDOC: Fine. For your sake, Penny, I'll behave myself.
PETE: Sheesh, let's go, lover boy.

 
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Oh my gosh, this is so darn funny!!! And Murdoc and Penny are too perfect together! <3

<Murdoc is fuming, but he already promised to be nice>

Jack: And where exactly does yours truly fit into this plan of yours? I mean, you've gotta have something for me to do other than sit there by the car, right?

Emmet: Hang on, let me see. <looks through his construction paper plan cards> Hm... Once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room to place the thing on the other thing and save the universe. That's the last step of the plan. ...um...maybe we could fit you in with the--- Whoa, whoa, whoa! <holds up Vitruvius' picture> Hey, I didn't draw that! Is that me exploding?

Vitruvius: Uh...I didn't mention that earlier, when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle it might explode?

Emmet: No! But it might not, right?

Vitruvius: Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.

Murdoc: <dark laugh> How fitting. You can save the universe like a hero, or you can stay alive. How about it, MacGyver? Sounds like the perfect job for you!

Penny: Murdoc! You shouldn't say things like that!

Murdoc: dry.gif

 
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PENNY: Why do you always have to be so mean?
MURDOC: In case you've forgotten, Penny dear, I am the perfect specimen for your average professional assassin. In fact, I'm above average. All other hitmen bow at my feet!
JACK: Is that why MacGyver keeps beating you?
PETE: And why Helman tried to kill you?
MACGYVER: *recovered from his laughter attack* And why I had to carry you over a pit of snakes because you were too scared to move?
MURDOC: blowup.gif
BENNY: Okay, everyone, let's not ruin the good mood!
MURDOC: Too late...
EMMET: Okay, let's get this show on the road! Jack, you stay with Benny.
JACK: Come ON Kemo Sabe! There's gotta be SOMETHING more I can do!
BATMAN: You could shut up...
BENNY: Come on, Jack! I'll show you how I pilot this thing! You'll love it!
JACK: Well..... Okay!
EMMET: Great! Now LET"S GO!

 
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<Jack and Benny hop in the cockpit of the Octan spaceship while the others jump in the back>

Murdoc: I'm sitting next to Penny. Move over, Batman.

Batman: No way! I was here first.

Pete: Just let him sit there. If you don't, he'll complain the whole way. Besides, shouldn't you be sitting next to your girlfriend anyway?

Wyldstyle: <brightens> Yeah, Batman, come sit next to me!

Batman: <grumbles> Fine. <moves over>

Murdoc: <sits next to Penny and holds her hand> Well, Penny darling, I hope this will be a pleasant trip.

<Wyldstyle tries to hold Batman's hand as Pete looks on with sympathy and Emmet looks on with jealousy>

<Unikitty and Vitruvius begin to play Truth or Dare>

Jack: <watching Benny> So, when can I take the wheel?

Benny: How about when we're halfway there? That way, you can see how I do it and ask any questions!

Jack: <smiles> Sounds good to me! Hey, does this intercom thingy on the dash communicate with the back?

Benny: Yeah, just push that green button beside it.

Jack: <grins> Thanks. <adjusts his cap and pushes the button> Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Dalton Airlines. Thanks for joining us on our trip to outer space and possible death today. We're about to take off through the atmosphere at supersonic speeds faster than a bullet traveling from a gun to head up to some kinda giant tower lair thing. Please fasten your seatbelts, enjoy the trip, and try not to look out the portholes because Mac might throw up on ya! Okay, Benny, lift us off! Woohoo!!!

Murdoc: unsure.gif MacGyver. I don't see any seatbelts.

MacGyver: blink.gif Neither do I. <grips the edge of the bench *very* tightly>

Pete: ...Oh, boy.

 
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BENNY: *counts down* 10! 9! 8! 7!...
MACGYVER: I'm starting to regret this.....
PENNY: This DOES seem kinda scary... But I'm sure we'll be fine!
MURDOC: SURE we will! *less confident* I hope...
BENNY: 1! HERE WE GOOOOOOOO!
*ship blasts off with supersonic speed*
BENNY & JACK :Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: *screams at the top of their lungs*
PETE: Anyone got any barf bags?
MURDOC: Oh NO YOU DON'T! Face THAT way!
PETE: Oh no, I'm good, I was just wondering.
*ship hits maximum altitude, evens out, and slows down a bit*
JACK & BENNY: THAT! WAS! AWESOME!
MACGYVER: *flustered* Yeah. REAL awesome. *turns and notices Murdoc is hugging Penny* Uh... Murdoc?
PENNY: You okay?
MURDOC: *realizes what he's doing, and immediately lets go* YEAH, OF COURSE I'M FINE! I WAS JUST.... uhhhh... making sure YOU were all right!
BENNY: Uh, guys?
MACGYVER: What?
BENNY: You know that turbulence we just hit? Jack just whacked his head on the dashboard....
MACGYVER: Is he all right?!
JACK: Oh, I AM FIIIIIIINE! Feeling totally AWESOOOOOOME!
PETE:Oh no.
JACK: *singing* FEEEEEEEELLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNGGS!!!!!!!!!!
BATMAN: Are we there yet? dry.gif

 
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