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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 03:40 AM

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 04:01 AM

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That's what happens when you stick your head in a bucket.

I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 04:25 AM

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Buckets; a non effective way to get out of doing the dishes.

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 05:07 AM

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 05:56 AM

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 06:47 AM

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Fisherman: Now I've seen everything.

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 07:18 AM

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Jack: Doc said I should protect my eyes in Summer, but I couldn't find my sunglasses.

That's always a sign you might be in trouble if your dashboard is on fire...
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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 07:29 AM

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Jack: This hat doesn't fit.

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 08:47 AM

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No, Jack - that's not the way to get onto people's bucket list.

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Whether you think you can or you can't .... you're probably right!

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 29 April 2017 - 03:51 PM

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Look, Mac. I'm Buckethead!

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Posted: 29 April 2017 - 04:14 PM

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How wrong can I get with this...

It's MacGyver's patent Sleep-O-Matic sleep aid. Non habit forming, easy to use, no pills to take! With only four payments of $49.99, you could sleep with the fishes without any worry of overdose! Just put over the head and fall asleep fast!

Warning: May cause sleeping walking, public humiliation and a slight fishy smell.

Buy yours today!!

...god help me...

denizen

Posted: 1 May 2017 - 08:20 PM

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 2 May 2017 - 02:01 AM

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Mac: Jack, you gotta stop putting your head in buckets. It's embarrassing.

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Posted: 2 May 2017 - 05:06 AM

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QUOTE (denizen @ 1 May 2017 - 11:20 PM)

Luke, I am your father

Good one denizen...

MacGyverGod

Posted: 14 May 2017 - 05:21 AM

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How about a new picture?

user posted image

Hi, I like to order a pizza, run it through the garden. Hold the chovies.

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Posted: 14 May 2017 - 06:42 AM

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*automated voice* Thank you for calling HIT. Your call is very important to us. We're currently experiencing a high volume of calls. Please wait on the line for our next available representative. *hold music*

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Posted: 14 May 2017 - 11:31 AM

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Barry

"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 14 May 2017 - 12:13 PM

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Murdoc: wahahahaha!
Mac: Ieeee! *slams phone down.*

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Posted: 14 May 2017 - 06:10 PM

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Penny: Oh , MacGyver thank you for calling me back. I just want to tell you that I'm pregnant. I don't know who the father is but, you know that I know that we know that somebody is and I think that it all eventually come out in the wash or DNA or something like that. Okay, that's it see you later.

denizen

Posted: 14 May 2017 - 08:38 PM

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Hello?
Hello
Who is this?
Do you like scary movies? What's your favorite scary movie?
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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MacGyverGod

Posted: 15 May 2017 - 02:28 AM

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QUOTE (Joe SAKic @ 15 May 2017 - 03:10 AM)

And than he wakes up screaming.

MacGyverGod

Posted: 2 June 2017 - 08:06 AM

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Playing hide and seek. I knew Jack wouldn't find me here.

Jediferret

Posted: 3 June 2017 - 07:23 AM

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MacGyver's been playing too much Metal Gear Solid.

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Posted: 3 June 2017 - 08:57 AM

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Eavesdropping on the set of the MacGyver reboot

Jody~

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Posted: 3 June 2017 - 01:15 PM

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Good one, Uniquelyjas.

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Posted: 3 June 2017 - 02:59 PM

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Thanks MacGyverGod!

Jody~

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Posted: 23 June 2017 - 08:21 AM

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I'm starting to rethink that "if I live in a box I won't have a mortgage payment anymore" idea.

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denizen

Posted: 24 June 2017 - 02:07 PM

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Heil the furor!

Hopefully not in bad taste

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Posted: 24 June 2017 - 02:49 PM

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Jack & Nikki up a tree ..... K ...... I ........S .......S........I.........N..............G!

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Posted: 26 June 2017 - 08:36 AM

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Now technically I'm driving a stolen car following a kidnapping... and I didn't even get to have my first cup of coffee. (Mac)
Your burning hot MacGyver... And so is Pete! ! (Murdoc)
Does anyone have a knife?? Yes...it has lots of different blades (Macgyver music plays while mac examines the knief) ...I know
Why are you taking your pants off?? You got a better idea? I'm still trying to figure out what yours is!!

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