Me: I'm BACK!!! Who missed me? Wow, did I miss out on all the fun or what? XD
Mac: Murdoc is gaining support. Quick! To the snake launcher!
Me: Wha? O_o
Sam: He's been working on it for days using gum, pencil shavings and dental floss.

I just realized the more I do this, the more Mac seems to go insane. HAHA! Oops....

(Pokes head over edge of peanut gallery)

I've been following this without sticking my oar in so far, but I'd just like to say that I have no problem with a MacGyver-made, motorised snake launcher

Or for that matter, with a motorised snake...
Keyed in to follow the chemical trail left by Murdoc's aftershave, perhaps...

(Ducks back again)

Feel free to join anytime.

Murdoc: Would you like some tea?
Mac: Is it poisoned?
Murdoc: Trust me, MacGyver.
Mac:

This is just an excuse for me to be a goofball. XD

Thanks
I'm fine up here in the gallery with Statler and Waldorf for now

I'd not be drinking that tea if I were Mac. There's probably fiendish bad-guy THINGS in it. I bet it smells weird...

LOL! My Dad always loved them. There's a whole section dedicated to the Muppets at Disney World's Hollywood Studios. You should check out Muppet Vision 3D, which is hilarious. Statler and Waldorf are, of course, picking on people that come into the theater. XD

Our usual contributors seem to be MIA as of late. If anyone ones to step in and contribute, feel free to do so! The more the merrier I say. :3

Me: Leaps down out of the gallery, yelling, "Don't drink it!"
Knocks the tea out of Murdoc's hand and punches him right in the sneer!

Mac:

Anybody like to take advantage of the distraction to grab Murdoc's bad guy plans quickly, in case I get battered here?!

Me: *grabs the plans* Rocket, Yope, Mac... RUN!!!
We are run for the Jeep and prepare to speed off.
Me: NAH NAH!!! Watcha gonna do now Murdoc???
Mac: Oh dear...
Me: What now!?
Mac: We have a problem...

Me: hehehe no quick escapes for you lot. Come on, get out. Out!

Me: *salutes Rocket and shakes hand* Good to have you on the team.

*Returns a cheerful, sloppy salute* Nice to be here :-)

How come the Jeep won't start?

Me: I think fast, that's why. Now, out!

Mac: *pokes his head out of the window* What did you do to my Jeep!?
Me: Should we get out? She pointing things at us.
Mac: ...yes... *grumbles*
*everybody gets out*
Me: Now what?
Mac: *looks under the Jeep* You cut my gas line! Man... at least it's an easy fix.
Murdoc and Aussie approach*
Me: Hi guys! We weren't leaving... honest. We were just... uh... keeping your plans safe for ya. That's all.
Mac: Must fix Jeep...
Me: Idea! Okay, so me and one other person will distract Murdoc and Aussie while Mac makes repairs. Someone needs to get gas. Volunteers!?

I could start another fight with Murdoc!
That would distract them

I'll go get gas!

Me: *hands Yope a gas can* Good luck, and god speed! *to Rocket* Let's give ol' Murdoc a run for his money.
Mac: Take Sam.
Sam: Oh, I'm still here? I thought you forgot about me.
Me: How could we forget about you?
Sam: Well, I was in only one episode. Hi Rocket! Welcome to the fun! You got any junk food?
Mac: Poor Jeep...

There is no junk food - there is only war!

Ready JediFerret? On three we both go for the big flying leap and the one-stop-knockout-drop punch, OK?

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!

POW!

Me: We'll get them next time Murdoc

Murdoc: We can't lose forever. Now to make some new plans I'll be so creative they wont see it coming!

Me: Nice punch out you did there Rocket! I'm impressed!
Mac: Still not fixed yet.
Me: Yeah... we'll need to hurry... looks like Murdoc and his friends are up to something.
Mac: When are they not up to something?
Me: Good point... who wants to man the snake launcher!?

See Murdoc
See Murdoc run from Mac's snake launcher.
Run Murdoc Run!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'm back with the gas ca- *sees snakes from snakex launcher* AUGH!!

*Returns, slightly dishevelled and shaking out hand*

Me: That really stings your knuckles! What's nex- Oh my stars and garters, a snake launcher!

I love how fast Murdoc can run!
He's dropped something though...

Me: Hey, Mac! What's this?

Mac: Oh dear...
Me: What... *peers over Mac's shoulder* Oh dear...
Mac: It's a map! But... it's a dangerous trek, it looks like. Lots of heights.
Sam: *is picking up rubber snakes from snake launcher* Snakes... why did it have to be snakes?
Mac: Looks like Murdoc was looking for some legendary lost treasure.
Me: Ooooo... treasure hunt!
Mac:
Sam: With lots of spiders.
Me: Uhm... on second thought... *thinks* Oh, what the hell... let's do it! :3

I say we head back to the houseboat and get a proper plan together. And tea, definitely tea...

How's the fix on the Jeep coming along? Is there anything I can do?

Me: The Jeep is good as new! ^^ *stands up proudly* *in background, something clatters to the ground from under the jeep* Eh heh...almost. Gee, I can't imagine how that happened...

Penny: Guys, did you forget about meee?

Jack: Hey don't forget me either! *sees map* Ooo is that a TREASURE map? *ch ching noise and dollar signs in Jacks eyes* Lemme see that! *grabs map*

Me: Hey Mac! Your friends are here! Ya know... besides us.
Mac: No Jack! You can't go. *snatches map away from Jack*
Jack: Why not?
Mac: Because you always get me into trouble, that's why.
Jack: But we're best buddies, best pals. You gotta take me along.
Mac: ... NO!
Penny: Hey MacGyver! Wanna hear my new...?
Mac:... NO!
Jack: Wow... he's grouchy today, ain't he?
Mac:
Sam: Uhm... Dad? I think we're gonna need a pilot.
Jack:
Penny: Wait... did he just call you Dad?
Sam: Yeah. He's my Dad. I'm his son. We're related.
Jack: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mac: Jack...

(ROFL!! OMG, I was laughing so hard. XD)

Penny: When did you get married? How come I wasn't invited? *pout* You know I almost got married, once, well not almost almost, if it was almost almost I'd probably made it at LEAST to the altar, but it was- *still talking*
Jack: *starts walking around Penny looking at her* Is there an off switch on her somewhere?

Sam: Off switch?! We should be so lucky!

Me: OK you lot - Jeep. Houseboat. Tea. Plan. In that order!
*Puts a hand under Penny's elbow, links arms with Jack and steers them both to the Jeep*

Mac:

Me: It'll be fine. We might need a pilot at that, and Penny knows everyone.

Mac:

Me: Jediferret? Yope? Can you get Mac into the Jeep please!

Sam: Come on Dad, I baked carrot cake and it's at your house...

Me: Mmmmm... carrot cake and tea. Come on Mac, you can't beat that.
Mac: I think you're right. Let's go everyone! My place for tea break!
Everyone: YAY!
Murdoc: Can we come?
Mac:
Me: I'm staring to think Murdoc is getting a little lonely.
Murdoc:

Me: Me too! Me too! I'm hungry.

I hope nobody's seriously considering inviting Murdoc and the Minions back to the houseboat for tea and cake...

Me: NO, Murdoc! You aren't invited, because you're a lowdown, sneaky rat and you can't be trusted not to try and kill us mid tea-break!

*The Jeep. filled only with Good Guys, roars into life and drives off*

Me: Weeeeee!!! I love how we all magically managed to fit into Mac's Jeep.
*we arrive at Mac's houseboat*
Everybody: YAY!
Mac: Poor Jeep.
Jack: You guys get the grub, I'll look over the ma...
Mac: No!
Jack: But, we're partners... partner.
Mac: NO!
Me: Okay, who wants to help Mac go over the map, other then Jack? And who wants to help me get the tea and cake?
Sam: Hi Dad!