This just something fun to do.
Everyone is welcome!Narrator: When we last left that adventurous group known as the Mac Pack, they had once more witnessed MacGyver escape from the clutches of Murdoc and his sidekick, AussieMacFan....
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| Posted by: YopeGyver 16 June 2013 - 09:57 AM |
| This is a carryover from the "Last one to Post...Wins!!" You can read from the beginning http://www.macgyveronline.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3373&st=4530. This just something fun to do. Everyone is welcome!Narrator: When we last left that adventurous group known as the Mac Pack, they had once more witnessed MacGyver escape from the clutches of Murdoc and his sidekick, AussieMacFan.... |
| Posted by: MDBfan 16 June 2013 - 10:55 AM |
| I love the idea of having Mac Pac adventures as a topic! It feels less "serious" than a role play and I like that!  |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 16 June 2013 - 11:44 PM |
I love it!  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 17 June 2013 - 06:49 AM |
Actually, this will be awesome! I love doing this kind of stuff.  Let's see... we got Mac back and O'Neill probably busted himself out by now. Now what? Mac: Oh hey! I got a letter! Me: What's it say?? Mac: I'm sight for sore eyes. Me: Uh oh... |
| Posted by: MDBfan 17 June 2013 - 09:57 AM |
 Deborah! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 17 June 2013 - 10:57 PM |
Murdoc has since disappeared. And me, well I'm lurking...  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 19 June 2013 - 10:26 AM |
| What if.... WHAT IF!!! Murdoc and Deborah teamed up! I mean, how else would she survive a fall like that? Dun Dun Duuun!!!  Mac: Don't even joke about that...  |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 19 June 2013 - 12:39 PM |
| Oh my gosh, you're right! GASP, she's been taking lessons from Murdoc!! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 20 June 2013 - 07:54 PM |
| I actually thought of letting them team up at one stage... But we did see her body after she fell...  |
| Posted by: KiwiTek 20 June 2013 - 10:59 PM |
| What if Deborah is Murdoc in disguise!? |
| Posted by: MDBfan 21 June 2013 - 08:14 AM |
| Haha!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 21 June 2013 - 09:48 AM |
| *in the distance* Murdoc: Wasn't me! But not a bad idea... Mac:  Deborah: Hi honey. Mac: Oh man.... |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 2 July 2013 - 12:35 PM |
| Oh no! Not HER! Great, just fantastic. Now you see what you've done? Murdoc is brainstorming! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 3 July 2013 - 04:50 AM |
| Deborah: Oh Murdoc taught me a few tricks. Fake body. Mac: You wouldn't change your mind on killing me, would ya? Daborah: No Mac:  Me: It's okay Mac. We'll Deborah proof the house. Mac: How? Me: Uhm... hey guys! Any ideas??? Nice new icon Yope! Where did ya get it? I liked your other too! |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 3 July 2013 - 05:49 AM |
| Me: Oo, fake body! There's a new one. Hey Deborah! Are you afraid of rats or spiders or anything? (Thanks, Jedi! I cant remember exactly where I got this one from, I looked at so many. But I think it might've been from a Stargate forum - I just made the background transparent. I liked my last one too, I just have a hard time deciding on avatars. XD Ithink I mmust've changed my avatar 3 times yesterday on another forum.) |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 3 July 2013 - 10:53 PM |
| I'm not giving any of her secrets away... (I like it too Yope. ) |
| Posted by: Jediferret 4 July 2013 - 09:05 AM |
| I feel like her only fear would be breaking a nail... or having a REALLY bad hair day. I say we put super glue in her shampoo. Heeheehee I know... I'm evil. |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 4 July 2013 - 11:09 PM |
| Me, to Murdoc: Ooh, that one has potential, they all have potential. If only we could get them on our side... Murdoc: That's rather a good idea actually. Me:  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 6 July 2013 - 02:29 PM |
| Me: NEVAR!!! I am loyal to MacGyver! Mac: See!? I have minions! Pete: How do you have minions? Mac: No clue. |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 6 July 2013 - 03:54 PM |
| I'll find your weaknesses and use them to my advantage... And there's always a weakest one in your little army. *evil laugh* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 7 July 2013 - 09:55 AM |
| Me: It's okay Mac, none of us are gonna switch sides. Murdoc: I have cookies! Me: What!? Where!? Mac: Me: Just kidding! Edit: The other icon I made if anyone would like to use it. :3 |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 9 July 2013 - 01:52 AM |
| Murdoc: Unlimited junk food, anything you want! Me: ooh, Doritos! Don't mind if I do… |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 9 July 2013 - 08:30 AM |
| Me: Junk food, junk food, junk food!!! =D Must. Resist!! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 9 July 2013 - 09:27 PM |
| Murdoc: What's your weakness YopeGyver? What is it? It might take a while but I-we'll find it! Me: Murdoc, you still owe me a chocolate bavarian cheesecake. Murdoc: I thought you forgot about that… |
| Posted by: Jediferret 10 July 2013 - 10:52 AM |
| Mac: Come on guys! Don't let her get you guys to betray me for sweets and junk food! I can make you guys all kinds of yummy and healthy foods. Strawberry smoothie anyone? Me: I'm with Mac. I LOVE strawberries. :3 Deborah: I like strawberries too! Mac: ACK! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 10 July 2013 - 03:24 PM |
| Me: Ooh, strawberries... Murdoc: *elbows me* Right, this calls for the big guns. *laughs at his own joke and pulls out a bazooka*  |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 10 July 2013 - 03:51 PM |
| Me: *claps hands* Oo are we gonna have a barbeque? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 10 July 2013 - 04:16 PM |
| Me: *looks around* Barbeque?! Where?! Murdoc: *rolls eyes* Right over there darling. Me: What? Oh... But, you didn't set the camera up. Murdoc: I thought you were gonna do that. Me: Ok! Ok! I forgot... I'm going. *walks off, soon returning with a tripod and camera, sets them up and starts imitating Murdoc* The bazooka, is a very effective weapon... Murdoc: *facepalm followed by heavy sigh* Am I really that annoying? Wait. How did she... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 11 July 2013 - 06:24 AM |
| Me: This barbeque sounds dangerous. Mac: Yeah, they're setting up cameras and bazookas. Deborah is hiding behind that tree... Me: Where's Sam? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 11 July 2013 - 11:19 PM |
| Me: *sniggers in the background...* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 16 July 2013 - 09:16 AM |
| Mac: Yope seems to be missing from the party as well. Me: Sam, now Yope? Who else is missing? Mac: Oh dear.... Me: Rescue mission? Mac: |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 16 July 2013 - 04:42 PM |
| Me: Help! I've been kidnapped by Murdoc and Aussie! They're tantalizing me with potato chips! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 17 July 2013 - 08:27 AM |
| Me: *gasp* Mac we gotta save her! Mac: Don't worry Yope! We're comin' to get ya! Sam: What did I miss? Me: Where have you been? Sam: *nervous* Uhm... Mac: Where did you get those cookies? Sam: Bake sale? Me: Uh huh... you working with Murdoc and Aussie, aren't you?Sam: No? Mac: Say it's not so! Sam:  |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 17 July 2013 - 04:17 PM | ||
(ROFL!!! xD  ) |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 17 July 2013 - 10:45 PM |
| Mwahahahaha! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 18 July 2013 - 04:21 PM |
| Me: Who's with me and Mac to save Yope!? Come on now... don't be shy. Mac: I made alfalfa sprout sandwiches! Sam:  Pete: I'm in! Jack: Me too! Me: Wait... whatever happened to Deborah? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 18 July 2013 - 10:11 PM |
| Don't suppose you noticed Penny missing yet? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 19 July 2013 - 06:13 AM |
Me: Oh Lord! XD And bawww! Everybody's abandoned me!  |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 19 July 2013 - 02:34 PM |
| Ah well, if you can't beat them, join them. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 19 July 2013 - 03:38 PM |
| Me: Don't cry Yope! We're coming for ya! Mac: Yeah! I made you an extra special alfalfa sprout sandwich! Me: Oh Penny? We let her get captured on purpose... our secret weapon. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 22 July 2013 - 11:37 PM |
| Where'd Murdoc go? Hey Yope, have you seen him anywhere? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 23 July 2013 - 07:57 AM |
| OMIGOSH!! Mac behind you! Murdoc's on the roof of the houseboat with a bazooka!!!!! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 23 July 2013 - 04:57 PM |
| Mac: No worries. The boathouse is bazooka proof. Murdoc: *in distance* SNAKES!!!! Why did it have to be snakes!? Mac: See? No problem. Wait... how did you escape Yope? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 23 July 2013 - 05:45 PM |
| While Murdoc went merrily on his way with his bazooka, one of your ninja ferrets came and got me. |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 23 July 2013 - 10:22 PM |
| You really think that's gonna stop us?! MWAHAHAHAHA! *produces flamethrower* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 24 July 2013 - 03:41 PM |
| Me: Uh oh... Mac: I think we should run. Sam: Running is good. Let's do that. Me:  |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 24 July 2013 - 10:38 PM |
| Deborah: *appears from nowhere complete with gun, blocking the only escape route* But if you leave now you'll miss all the fun. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 28 July 2013 - 05:40 AM |
| Mac: Remember http://youtu.be/6uC6wBsx0e0? Deborah: Yeah? Mac: Me: In other words... move it or lose it lady. What the video at your own risk, as it does contain spoilers. *insert http://youtu.be/7bjqbaybF3A* |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 28 July 2013 - 07:07 AM |
| (ROFL!!! Oh my gosh, I am literally laughing my head off. XD I almost choked on my coke!) |
| Posted by: Jediferret 29 July 2013 - 09:18 AM |
| Jack: I know CPR! Mac: Forget about it, Jack.Jack: Sam: Mac: I'm outta here... who's with me?  Me: MEEEE!!!! Bye Deborah!  |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 30 July 2013 - 12:42 AM |
| I put down the flamethrower glance back at Murdoc who is still battling the snakes. *softly* MacGyver?  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 30 July 2013 - 04:45 AM |
| Mac: Yes Aussie? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 30 July 2013 - 10:29 PM |
| Me: *goes quiet and looks guilty, hanging head* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 31 July 2013 - 01:06 PM |
| Mac: You wanna come too Aussie? Me: Yeah! We got plenty of room! :3 You can sit in the back with me and Yope. Sam: Are we there yet? Mac: Don't start... |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 31 July 2013 - 10:26 PM |
| Me: You'd help me after all I've done to you? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 1 August 2013 - 04:18 AM |
| Mac: Yup! I mean, we are friends after all, right? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 1 August 2013 - 12:06 PM |
| We are? Well, what about Murdoc? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 1 August 2013 - 05:44 PM |
| Mac: Of course we are! Murdoc? Well... I guess we could be friends... if he would stop trying to kill me all the time. |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 1 August 2013 - 07:28 PM |
| Me: Yeah...that kinda just kills it, y'know? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 1 August 2013 - 10:12 PM |
| No way, he'll never give up. But if I go with you guys he's gonna be after me too, so you see my problem… |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 5 August 2013 - 03:22 AM |
| Murdoc: *appears next to me* Me:  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 7 August 2013 - 04:12 PM |
| Me: *throws rubber snakes at Murdoc* Stay away from Aussie, you heathen! Mac: Come on Aussie! Get in! You know you wanna come. |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 7 August 2013 - 10:50 PM |
| But what about Murdoc? He's my friend! |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 8 August 2013 - 06:33 AM |
| Me: *jawdrop and eye twitches* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 8 August 2013 - 01:54 PM |
| Murdoc: *hides knife behind his back and looks innocent* Why thank you Aussie. Mac: I'm not your friend Aussie? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 16 August 2013 - 07:44 AM |
| Mac: *twiddles thumbs* Me: *eyes Murdoc* Murdoc: Sam: Soooo... how about the weather? Me: It sure was damp today... Mac: I couldn't seem to do anything with my hair. Sam: |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 17 August 2013 - 01:05 AM |
| Me: your hair looks fine. *avoids question* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 23 August 2013 - 02:46 PM |
| Me: You know you wanna come. We'll have a blast! Me and Yope want ya to come. :3 Right Yope? Sam: Twinkie? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 23 August 2013 - 06:28 PM |
| Me: Righto, mon ami! -eyes Sam's Twinkie- *slurp* Ahem, hehe, I wasn't drooling, honest. 83 |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 24 August 2013 - 01:35 AM |
| Me: well, poor deprived me has never had a Twinkie, never seen one even… *continues avoiding question and stalling* |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 24 August 2013 - 07:09 AM |
| Me: Well, if you don't want it... *starts to reach for Twinkie* |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 24 August 2013 - 02:17 PM |
| Me: Well, they do look good. But you can have it... Wait, where did Murdoc go? Uh-oh... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 24 August 2013 - 02:23 PM |
| Sam to Aussie: I got a bunch of Twinkies in the back of the Jeep that Dad doesn't know about. Mac: Do what? Me: Way to go Sam, he knows now... Mac: And just where did those Twinkies come from? Sam: Uhhhhhh........  |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 25 August 2013 - 08:54 PM |
| Me: No, you cant tempt me! Murdoc has plenty of junk food that I can have... |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 25 August 2013 - 09:25 PM |
| Me: Ah but does he have...*rummages in Jeep*...homemade peanut butter fudge! I've got chocolate too, with and without nuts. |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 26 August 2013 - 12:44 PM |
| Me: meh, I don't like peanut butter. I wonder what Murdoc's up to... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 29 August 2013 - 11:07 AM |
| Murdoc: Oh nothing, my dear. Just drawing up my new plan to get rid of MacGyver. Me: *whispers* Hey Yope! Pete wants us to get those plans. You in? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 30 August 2013 - 07:35 PM |
| Me: *fist pump* OH YEAH! *silence as everyone turns to stare* Sam: Mac: Murdoc: Me: |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 31 August 2013 - 01:57 AM |
| Me: |
| Posted by: Jediferret 4 September 2013 - 02:40 PM |
| Me: Sweet. Okay, the plan is... we sneak into Murdoc's hideout unnoticed, try not to get spotted and/or caught, steal the plans from Aussie, sneak back out and then we're home free! Sounds good, right Mac? Mac: I think maybe I should go with you. Me: Good idea! You and Sam can be backup... ya know... cuz me and Yope are awesome. We got this. Cue the http://youtu.be/8vO0ehahuzY theme!Sam: Oh boy... Mac: You said it. |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 5 September 2013 - 02:54 PM |
| Me: Hey Murdoc, how's your 101 creative ways to kill MacGyver going? Murdoc: Pretty good actually darling, I'm up to 73. Me: Oh yeah? What is it? Murdoc: throw him in a volcano Me: nice... Murdoc: yeah, just an idea. Now, this other plan that I'm working on, is almost done. Your an important part of it. Me: Aw, thanks. Tell me more... |
| Posted by: Jaz 7 September 2013 - 04:37 PM |
| Me: 101 ways to kill MacGyver... Sounds interesting *Drooling over Murdoc* Ummm... *wipes my mouth* I wasn't drooling... |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 7 September 2013 - 04:43 PM |
| Murdoc: Who's this? Me: Haha! Murdoc this is Jaz. |
| Posted by: Jaz 7 September 2013 - 04:48 PM |
Me: *hides behind Aussie* He's so cute  |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 7 September 2013 - 05:04 PM |
| Murdoc: takes a step toward her suspiciously Me: "She's on our side." Murdoc: "Are you sure she isn't another of their spies?" Me: "I'm sure. Look, she loves you..." Murdoc: |
| Posted by: Jaz 7 September 2013 - 05:08 PM |
| Me: Do I look like I could be a spy ? I'm hiding behind Aussie scared and shy... |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 7 September 2013 - 05:20 PM |
| Murdoc: "Well, you never know..." |
| Posted by: Jaz 7 September 2013 - 05:23 PM |
| Me: Would a spy be drooling over their target and hiding behind someone ? *still hiding behind Aussie* |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 7 September 2013 - 05:28 PM |
| Murdoc: "Well they might." Me: "Fangirl spies could work..." |
| Posted by: Jaz 7 September 2013 - 05:38 PM |
Me: trust me I'm on your side. Even though Sam sounds tempting with his food and his dad...  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 24 September 2013 - 07:48 AM |
| Me: I'm BACK!!! Who missed me? Wow, did I miss out on all the fun or what? XD Mac: Murdoc is gaining support. Quick! To the snake launcher! Me: Wha? O_o Sam: He's been working on it for days using gum, pencil shavings and dental floss. I just realized the more I do this, the more Mac seems to go insane. HAHA! Oops.... |
| Posted by: Rocket 28 September 2013 - 10:32 AM |
| (Pokes head over edge of peanut gallery) I've been following this without sticking my oar in so far, but I'd just like to say that I have no problem with a MacGyver-made, motorised snake launcher Or for that matter, with a motorised snake... Keyed in to follow the chemical trail left by Murdoc's aftershave, perhaps... (Ducks back again) |
| Posted by: Jediferret 29 September 2013 - 05:54 AM |
| Feel free to join anytime. Murdoc: Would you like some tea? Mac: Is it poisoned? Murdoc: Trust me, MacGyver. Mac: This is just an excuse for me to be a goofball. XD |
| Posted by: Rocket 29 September 2013 - 08:54 AM | ||
Thanks I'm fine up here in the gallery with Statler and Waldorf for now I'd not be drinking that tea if I were Mac. There's probably fiendish bad-guy THINGS in it. I bet it smells weird... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 30 September 2013 - 07:21 AM |
| LOL! My Dad always loved them. There's a whole section dedicated to the Muppets at Disney World's Hollywood Studios. You should check out Muppet Vision 3D, which is hilarious. Statler and Waldorf are, of course, picking on people that come into the theater. XD Our usual contributors seem to be MIA as of late. If anyone ones to step in and contribute, feel free to do so! The more the merrier I say. :3 |
| Posted by: Rocket 30 September 2013 - 10:11 PM |
| Me: Leaps down out of the gallery, yelling, "Don't drink it!" Knocks the tea out of Murdoc's hand and punches him right in the sneer! Mac: Anybody like to take advantage of the distraction to grab Murdoc's bad guy plans quickly, in case I get battered here?!  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 2 October 2013 - 11:43 AM |
| Me: *grabs the plans* Rocket, Yope, Mac... RUN!!! We are run for the Jeep and prepare to speed off. Me: NAH NAH!!! Watcha gonna do now Murdoc??? Mac: Oh dear... Me: What now!? Mac: We have a problem... |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 3 October 2013 - 03:09 PM |
| Me: hehehe no quick escapes for you lot. Come on, get out. Out! |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 4 October 2013 - 02:06 PM |
| Me: *salutes Rocket and shakes hand* Good to have you on the team. |
| Posted by: Rocket 4 October 2013 - 10:50 PM | ||
*Returns a cheerful, sloppy salute* Nice to be here :-) How come the Jeep won't start? |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 4 October 2013 - 11:31 PM |
| Me: I think fast, that's why. Now, out! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 5 October 2013 - 04:45 AM |
| Mac: *pokes his head out of the window* What did you do to my Jeep!? Me: Should we get out? She pointing things at us. Mac: ...yes... *grumbles* *everybody gets out* Me: Now what? Mac: *looks under the Jeep* You cut my gas line! Man... at least it's an easy fix. Murdoc and Aussie approach* Me: Hi guys! We weren't leaving... honest. We were just... uh... keeping your plans safe for ya. That's all. Mac:   Must fix Jeep...  Me: Idea! Okay, so me and one other person will distract Murdoc and Aussie while Mac makes repairs. Someone needs to get gas. Volunteers!? |
| Posted by: Rocket 5 October 2013 - 11:02 AM | ||
I could start another fight with Murdoc! That would distract them |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 5 October 2013 - 04:48 PM |
| I'll go get gas! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 6 October 2013 - 06:46 AM |
| Me: *hands Yope a gas can* Good luck, and god speed! *to Rocket* Let's give ol' Murdoc a run for his money. Mac: Take Sam. Sam: Oh, I'm still here? I thought you forgot about me. Me: How could we forget about you? Sam: Well, I was in only one episode. Hi Rocket! Welcome to the fun! You got any junk food? Mac: Poor Jeep... |
| Posted by: Rocket 6 October 2013 - 10:19 AM | ||
There is no junk food - there is only war! Ready JediFerret? On three we both go for the big flying leap and the one-stop-knockout-drop punch, OK? ONE! TWO! THREE!! POW! |
| Posted by: Jaz 8 October 2013 - 01:12 PM |
| Me: We'll get them next time Murdoc Murdoc: We can't lose forever. Now to make some new plans  I'll be so creative they wont see it coming!  |
| Posted by: Jediferret 8 October 2013 - 01:38 PM |
| Me: Nice punch out you did there Rocket! I'm impressed! Mac: Still not fixed yet. Me: Yeah... we'll need to hurry... looks like Murdoc and his friends are up to something. Mac: When are they not up to something? Me: Good point... who wants to man the snake launcher!? See Murdoc See Murdoc run from Mac's snake launcher. Run Murdoc Run! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 8 October 2013 - 06:18 PM |
| I'm back with the gas ca- *sees snakes from snakex launcher* AUGH!! |
| Posted by: Rocket 8 October 2013 - 10:12 PM |
| *Returns, slightly dishevelled and shaking out hand* Me: That really stings your knuckles! What's nex- Oh my stars and garters, a snake launcher! I love how fast Murdoc can run! He's dropped something though... Me: Hey, Mac! What's this? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 9 October 2013 - 05:29 AM |
| Mac: Oh dear... Me: What... *peers over Mac's shoulder* Oh dear... Mac: It's a map! But... it's a dangerous trek, it looks like. Lots of heights. Sam: *is picking up rubber snakes from snake launcher* Snakes... why did it have to be snakes? Mac: Looks like Murdoc was looking for some legendary lost treasure. Me: Ooooo... treasure hunt! Mac: Sam: With lots of spiders. Me: Uhm... on second thought... *thinks* Oh, what the hell... let's do it! :3 |
| Posted by: Rocket 10 October 2013 - 12:55 PM |
| I say we head back to the houseboat and get a proper plan together. And tea, definitely tea... How's the fix on the Jeep coming along? Is there anything I can do? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 13 October 2013 - 08:11 PM |
| Me: The Jeep is good as new! ^^ *stands up proudly* *in background, something clatters to the ground from under the jeep* Eh heh...almost. Gee, I can't imagine how that happened... Penny: Guys, did you forget about meee? Jack: Hey don't forget me either! *sees map* Ooo is that a TREASURE map? *ch ching noise and dollar signs in Jacks eyes* Lemme see that! *grabs map* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 14 October 2013 - 08:57 AM |
| Me: Hey Mac! Your friends are here! Ya know... besides us. Mac: No Jack! You can't go. *snatches map away from Jack* Jack: Why not? Mac: Because you always get me into trouble, that's why. Jack: But we're best buddies, best pals. You gotta take me along. Mac: ... NO! Penny: Hey MacGyver! Wanna hear my new...? Mac:... NO! Jack: Wow... he's grouchy today, ain't he? Mac: Sam: Uhm... Dad? I think we're gonna need a pilot. Jack: Penny: Wait... did he just call you Dad? Sam: Yeah. He's my Dad. I'm his son. We're related. Jack: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mac: Jack... |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 14 October 2013 - 02:30 PM |
| (ROFL!! OMG, I was laughing so hard. XD) Penny: When did you get married? How come I wasn't invited? *pout* You know I almost got married, once, well not almost almost, if it was almost almost I'd probably made it at LEAST to the altar, but it was- *still talking* Jack: *starts walking around Penny looking at her* Is there an off switch on her somewhere? |
| Posted by: Rocket 14 October 2013 - 10:14 PM |
| Sam: Off switch?! We should be so lucky! Me: OK you lot - Jeep. Houseboat. Tea. Plan. In that order! *Puts a hand under Penny's elbow, links arms with Jack and steers them both to the Jeep* Mac:  Me: It'll be fine. We might need a pilot at that, and Penny knows everyone. Mac: Me: Jediferret? Yope? Can you get Mac into the Jeep please! Sam: Come on Dad, I baked carrot cake and it's at your house... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 18 October 2013 - 02:33 PM |
| Me: Mmmmm... carrot cake and tea. Come on Mac, you can't beat that. Mac: I think you're right. Let's go everyone! My place for tea break! Everyone: YAY! Murdoc: Can we come? Mac: Me: I'm staring to think Murdoc is getting a little lonely. Murdoc: |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 20 October 2013 - 01:16 AM |
| Me: Me too! Me too! I'm hungry. |
| Posted by: Rocket 20 October 2013 - 08:43 AM |
I hope nobody's seriously considering inviting Murdoc and the Minions back to the houseboat for tea and cake...  Me: NO, Murdoc! You aren't invited, because you're a lowdown, sneaky rat and you can't be trusted not to try and kill us mid tea-break! *The Jeep. filled only with Good Guys, roars into life and drives off* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 22 October 2013 - 06:03 PM |
| Me: Weeeeee!!! I love how we all magically managed to fit into Mac's Jeep. *we arrive at Mac's houseboat* Everybody: YAY! Mac: Poor Jeep. Jack: You guys get the grub, I'll look over the ma... Mac: No! Jack: But, we're partners... partner. Mac: NO! Me: Okay, who wants to help Mac go over the map, other then Jack? And who wants to help me get the tea and cake? Sam: Hi Dad! |
| Posted by: Rocket 22 October 2013 - 11:32 PM |
| I'll help with the map and make sure Jack doesn't scamper off with it when no-one's looking |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 23 October 2013 - 11:22 AM |
| Jack: Little ol' moi! Don't be ridiculous. I wouldn't scamper off with- Mac: *smacks Jacks hand away from the map* Me: I'll help Jedi! |
| Posted by: Rocket 24 October 2013 - 07:40 AM |
| *Rolls out the map on the coffee table and weights it down at the corners with a video tape, two hockey pucks and a screwdriver* Me: OK, lets see what we've got here... Mac: Hey! I recognise that place! I wound up swimming a river with a journalist near there. Oh man, were the border patrol surprised to see us! Me: So what's the place marked with the dot? Mac: Not sure... Anyone know? |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 24 October 2013 - 06:44 PM |
| Jack: *ch-ching sound and dollar signs in eyes* Treeeeaassuuuurre.... *drool* |
| Posted by: Jediferret 25 October 2013 - 12:44 PM |
| Jack: I know what it is! Mac: Uh huh... Jack: Lost treasure that needs to be found... by me... I mean, us! Mac: Your eye is twitchin' Jack: Is not... *eye twitches* Penny: So MacGyver... Mac: Yes Penny? Penny: Can you do me a "little" favor?" Mac: Penny: Can I borrow the Jeep? Mac: No Penny: Well, you see... I have to go do this audition... Mac: No Penny: Pleeeeease! Me: I'll take ya Penny. Penny: Hurray! Me: Anyone else want to go? *Mac is staring at the map in silence while Jack is still going on about treasure* Me: Someone will need to keep an eye on Jack, and make sure he doesn't swindle Mac into something. Jack: That's cold... real cold. Sam: I'll keep an eye on Jack. Jack: Who are you again? Sam: ... okay, I've been watching far too much Stargate. Try reading that as Jack and Sam from Stargate and it's kinda hilarious. |
| Posted by: Rocket 25 October 2013 - 01:25 PM |
| Me: Mac, what do you see? Mac: I'm not sure. This place looks so familiar... Jack: *looking at map upside down* Hey, amigo! I know this place too! Oh, wait... *scoots round to Mac's side of the table* Jack: Maybe not so much from this angle. Sam: Oh man... Me: Mac, however familiar it looks, you don't seem happy to see it. Mac: I'm not, it makes me sad though I can't place why... Jack: That's why we need to go, amigo! Then you'll know and I'll... We'll have some treasure to cheer you up Mac: I dunno Jack, I think maybe we should leave this one alone. The door bangs and Penny bursts in, in a cloud of chiffon, sequins and theatrical intent. Penny: *Striking a classic Hollywood starlet pose* How do I look? Sam: Wow! Mac: Penny, you look great. Good luck! Penny sashays out and we hear the Jeep roar off. Sam watches as Mac's eyes are drawn back to the map. He brushes a stray sequin gently off a beautifully penned mountain range and stands, looking down at the hauntingly familiar landscape... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 2 November 2013 - 08:29 AM |
| Me: Awww... poor Mac. Do you need a hug? Mac: Hugs are nice. Jack: Can I have a hug? Me: No... So Mac, what's with this place? Mac: *hesitates* Jack: Penny: I'll make snacks! Sam: I'll go gas up the Jeep. Me: The rest of us will stay here and find out what's up with Mac and the sadface. Mac: *sadface* I'm not sure what you got in mind Rocket, but very interesting. |
| Posted by: Rocket 2 November 2013 - 10:18 AM | ||
No clue, flower - was just putting it out there for someone to pick up! Something from his past, maybe... DXS mission gone wrong? Lost love? Could the map be of Vietnam and it's a wartime trauma? Where's a writer when you need one... |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 3 November 2013 - 12:25 PM |
(*points at Jedi* There's your writer!  ) |
| Posted by: Jediferret 4 November 2013 - 06:33 AM |
Me: *is drinking coffee complete with bedhead*  Do wha? Oh! Story!Mac: Yeah, hurry up will ya. Me: Okay, lets see... what evil thing can I do to Mac... Mac: HEY! *thinks and ponders* Me: GOT IT! Mac: *holds up sign that reads "help me"* Me: Oh stop it... I won't hurt you. Mac: I know about your fanfics... Me: *thinks some more and looks at map* Me: Well, that's why you're sad... that section is called "the Pit of Despair". Jack: I was there once... Mac: Your eye is twitchin'. Sam: Are we goin'? Me: *grins* We're gonna have a blast! Who wants to make snacks??? Jack: I'll gas up the plane! Mac: I'm gonna go get duct tape. Lots and LOTS of duct tape. |
| Posted by: Rocket 4 November 2013 - 02:42 PM |
| Me:*looking over Mac's shoulder at the map* Sounds bad. So what happened at the Pit of Despair when you were there before? Mac: Murdoc happened. I ended up falling into the pit when Murdoc cut the rope bridge and got washed away into an underground river... *Mac flexes his arm as if with remembered pain* Jack: So there's treasure, right? Murdoc was after treasure, yes?! Mac: Murdoc was hired to kill, same as usual. Some kind of turf war between rival gangs or something. I never did find out for sure. Me turning up was just an added bonus for him! There was a ton of stuff stashed in the caves there - it's been a hideout for smugglers since forever. Still is, by the way... Me: *wiping a smudge of Jack's dribble off the corner of the map* So what were you doing there? Mac: Well, smugglers don't just smuggle goods - some of them smuggle people. I was on a rescue mission and... Sam: And...? Mac: We got separated when the bridge went. I held her hand all the way down but I got slammed into a rock in the river and we were washed apart. I really hope she made it out OK. Jack: But there's treasure! We should go! I'm going to get my stuff *bounces off*. Sam: Dad, if you don't want to go back... Mac: No, it's OK. Besides, I never did pick up the other thing I went there for... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 21 November 2013 - 09:23 AM |
| So sorry I haven't had time to post anything in here yet. I've job interviewing like a mad woman. LOL Me: I'm sure she made it out just fine, Mac. Never know, maybe you'll cross paths with her while we're there. Mac: Hopefully we won't cross paths with Murdoc though. Me: So... what's this "other" thing. Mac: Uhm, you're gonna have to see it. Me: Are there spiders? Mac: And snakes. Sam: Look on the bright side Dad, if there are snake, Murdoc probably won't show up. Mac: Yeah... Jack: Plane's already to go! Me: I got snacks! And the bug spray... and a swatter for the spiders. *shudders* Mac: Everyone ready to go? |
| Posted by: Rocket 21 November 2013 - 01:46 PM |
| Me: Ready. Jack, when you say the plane's ready to go, do you mean that you did all the checks and counted the parachutes and loaded some extra fuel for the journey back, or that you gave one of the tyres a kick and figured it looked ok...? Jack: Um... Me: Go. Now. A short time passes, in which we get our gear together and Penny returns from her audition, clearly buzzing. Sam: Well??? Penny: I got it! I'm going to be in a disaster movie! Mac: *mutters* Seems likely... Sam: Great! We're about to head off on a treasure hunt. Want to come with us? Penny: Yeah! Let me get my stuff. I'll tell you all about my new part on the plane! Mac: That's great news Penny, I'm really pleased for you. Jack: *sidling back in* All done! Me: Really done? Jack *turning away so none of us see the twitch* Really truly done. Mac: OK, let's go. *Exeunt omnes, stage left* |
| Posted by: YopeGyver 25 November 2013 - 12:52 PM |
| (ROFL!!! Omg, I laughed so hard when Penny said she was going to be in a disaster movie. XD) Me: *slides into an empty seat and fastens seatbelt* |
| Posted by: Rocket 17 December 2013 - 06:39 AM |
| We all get into the plane and buckle up. The planes coughs into life and Jack taxis round and takes off with his usual aplomb. Me: (Leaning over Jedi's shoulder) So where are we going then? I brought my passport just in case, but nobody's said which country the Pit of Despair is in... |
| Posted by: Jediferret 23 December 2013 - 08:10 PM |
| Me: *drools* Mac: Hey! *pokes Jediferret* Wake up! Me: *snort* Wha? What happened? I'm awake! I'm awake! Mac: Me: Oh... heh... Jack: We're preparing to leave. Me: Oh, yeah... XD So... where is this pit of dispair Mac? Mac: Uhm... *points to spot on the map* There! Me: Oh goody! Central America! Jack: Dinoto!? Mac: No! Jack: No Dinoto? Mac: No. Penny: I went to Dinoto once... *goes off on random story* Me: *drools* zzzzzz...... Sam: Jack: Hey Mac, old buddy... got any of that duct tape? Mac: Why?*hears Penny rambling* Jack: Oh.... no reason. I do apologize for my absence and lack of posting. >_< I'll try to be by more often. =) |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 26 October 2014 - 05:19 PM |
| Me: Come on Murdoc, we have to go... Get. On. The. Plane. Murdoc: but there's snakes. Me: which do you care about more? MacGyver or the snakes? Murdoc: |
| Posted by: Rocket 27 October 2014 - 07:43 AM |
| The plane judders, rumbles and clatters it's way over some truly breathtaking South American scenery. We see rainforests, waterfalls glittering in the sun, wide, sweeping valleys, the whole nine yards. It's only slightly spoiled by snatches of conversation floating back from the front seats, heard through the roar of the elderly engines... Mac: What do you mean, 'not sure'?! Jack: Mumble mumble... Mac: Well, OK then - how much runway HAVE we got to play with? Jack: Mumble squirm... Mac: Jack! EVERYBODY needs permission to land! Jack: Mumble mumble... Sigh... Mac: I shouldn't need to 'have a look at it'. You're supposed to have checked it was working when we took off! Jack: Groan! Mumble mumble... Mac: I do NOT worry too much! |
| Posted by: Rocket 9 November 2014 - 11:09 AM |
| Against all the odds, the Mac Pack land fairly safely on a grass runway two weeks from anywhere in the depths of South America. Jack secures the plane, we gear up, find a clear area and try to work out where we actually are... Mac: Hmm. Looking at the sun, we must be... *He turns round, holding up the map and squinting into the sunlight* Jack: That way! I can smell the treasure already, amigo! Me: How far, Mac? Mac: Hard to say, there's no scale on the map. I didn't come in this way, but I can hear the river so we can't be too far away. We shoulder our packs and head off after Mac, pausing only to turn Jack round and nudge him in the right direction and retrieve Penny from a flower picking expedition. As we trek across the meadow and into the edge of the forest, Jedi turns her head, listening to some half caught sound. Could that purring noise be the sound of another plane approaching from behind the trees, where we can't see it? Nah, probably only the sound of the river in the distance... |
| Posted by: Elizabeth MacGyver 7 May 2015 - 06:12 PM |
| You know Mac seems grumpy in this story. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 7 May 2015 - 11:00 PM |
| Well, this is a humor story and isn't meant to be taken seriously. I'm a grump, so I just ran with it. |
| Posted by: Elizabeth MacGyver 8 May 2015 - 06:09 AM |
| Oh lol. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 8 May 2015 - 06:16 AM |
| You're welcome to add to it if you'd like. It was just something fun we were doing... making fun ourselves and the characters. If you'd like to contribute, feel free to do so! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 27 August 2015 - 12:55 AM |
| *walking along the river bank* Me: So, Murdoc... Murdoc: What now? Me: Um... I was just asking where we were actually going. |
| Posted by: Rocket 27 August 2015 - 09:50 AM |
| We trek through the jungle, filled with the sounds of exotic birds and shy animals moving through the foliage. The river sounds louder as we move towards it. I'm just disentangling Jack from the vines for the third time when Mac holds up a hand, stopping us in our tracks. Me: Mac? What is it? Mac: SSSH! And then I see it. An enormous, green and black snake sliding silently through the jungle ahead of us. It's at least fifteen feet long, with a head the size of a rugby ball. It's heading towards the river too, and it's moving fast... |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 23 June 2018 - 10:48 PM |
| Murdoc:*holds me back from walking straight off a cliff* Murdoc: You need to be more careful, you'd never make it if I weren't here to keep you alive. Me: *hands on hips* Well if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here to start with! Murdoc: *mutters to self* I wish you weren't. Me: I heard that. Murdoc: I didn't say a word. Me: *glares angrily at him as we continue walking through the assorted flora and fauna) *a few minutes of silence* Me: Are we there yet? Murdoc: Does it look like we're there yet? Me: Don't you take that tone with me! I don't even know where we're going! (Wow that was a mean bit of writing :/ ) |
| Posted by: Dragondog 24 June 2018 - 05:54 AM |
| Lol. Is it too late for me to join in? |
| Posted by: Jediferret 24 June 2018 - 03:04 PM |
| Nope, not at all! Feel free to add to this! |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 28 June 2018 - 08:11 PM | ||
I was thinking about this last week! We start it back up. |
| Posted by: Rocket 14 July 2018 - 11:48 PM |
| Ok then, where were we? Oh yes. That's right. ANACONDA!!! |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 6 August 2018 - 03:58 PM |
| Me: *is wandering thru the dense jungle plants* Hey, where is everybody? *comes up behind y'all* There you are! |
| Posted by: Jediferret 6 August 2018 - 04:15 PM |
| Me: ACK! *is lost and confused* Where am I!? Who are you!? OMG! O_O!! Mac: She hasn't had coffee in a while... just ignore her. Me: Wait!? How long have we been here? Mac: Uhm... a very long time while you were busy trying to act like a responsible adult. Jack: What is this... responsible adult you speak of? Mac: *sighs* Someone get me out of here and back to my houseboat... please? Me: Mac: |
| Posted by: Sanguine 6 August 2018 - 06:37 PM |
| Sanguine: <pops up uninvited, dusts self off, and stands between MacGyver85 and Jediferret> Hello. You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right? <points at anaconda> I like snakes. |
| Posted by: Jediferret 7 August 2018 - 07:40 AM |
| Mac: Quick! Get it! We can use it to ward off Murdoc! Me: What about Pluto? You talking about Pluto the dog? Or Pluto the planet? Mac: It's not a planet anymore... Me: Jack: Yay! More friends for our adventure! |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 7 August 2018 - 09:36 AM |
| Me: Pluto will always be a planet!!!! Mac: Fine. Whatever. Me: Mac: *mutters* it's not... Me: Jack: Uh...Is someone gonna get that snake? 🐍 |
| Posted by: Sanguine 7 August 2018 - 12:25 PM |
| Sanguine: <grabs MacGyver85 in a bear hug> Exactly! I believe in a solar system with nine beautiful planets who are loved regardless of size and chemical composition! <sideways glance at Jack> Judging by the speed that that snake's headed for the water, I'd say it's either found something to eat or it smells a female. If you really want it, I'll get it for ya, but I'm not carrying it the whole trip. |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 7 August 2018 - 05:21 PM |
Bystander: How did I miss this? This looks like so much fun!!  |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 7 August 2018 - 07:17 PM |
| Me: *hugs Sanguine back* You, my friend, are awesome! (to Barry) Hi Bystander! Jack: If we caught it,I could sell it for a fortune...Mac: No! Absolutely not. We are not bringing a giant snake with us. Jack: Come on, Mac! Me: You heard him, Jack. No snakes. So what exactly are we doing in this jungle? |
| Posted by: Sanguine 11 August 2018 - 04:00 AM | ||
Sanguine: Catching tropical diseases? <turns down the snark> Or maybe you're looking for treasure or archaeological artifacts? Or maybe you're just running from the cute British dude I passed up a while back? <shrugs innocently> |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 14 August 2018 - 07:55 PM |
| Me: The first option sounds like me! Jack: Murdoc. Is. Not. Cute. *glares at Sanguine* Me: *facepalm* Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that I saw him on the way here! *teasing* I dunno, Jack, some of us ladies think he's charming... Mac: Jack: Me: I'm kidding... or am I?... (Do you think we should narrate what Murdoc is doing? Or do you think Aussie will come back?) |
| Posted by: Dragondog 15 August 2018 - 10:16 AM |
| (Not sure, unless one of us -like me, since I haven't joined in yet- decides to join up on Murdoc's side. Aussie will probably be back eventually, but I can't say when) |
| Posted by: Rocket 18 August 2018 - 12:01 AM |
| The anaconda, distracted from it's pursuit of a leisurely swim, stops to listen to the conversation. It coils up, tastes the air with its tongue and rests its head on its coils. Humans are strange, it muses. It feels a vibration through the forest floor and turns, tasting the air again. Another set of humans are approaching. These ones are different. The anaconda can smell the wickedness rolling off the curly haired one. It coils in the air like smoke... The anaconda, curiosity piqued, uncoils and slithers in for a closer look. Mac: Hold still everyone! Penny: What is it, Mac? *turns around* SNAKE! AAIIEEEEE! Jack: Penny! Stop screaming and just let me... The anaconda, deafened by the screech, recoils back and frowns. Humans are noisy as well as strange, and that one with the hat looks like it's about to try something really stupid. The anaconda recalls eating someone wearing a very similar hat once, and having indigestion for a week. It turns its head as the second set of humans enter the clearing. One of them gasps, then freezes. Murdoc: Snake! *feels all his blood drain into his boots* Everyone else: MURDOC!!! The anaconda tastes the fear of the wicked, curly human. Frightened ones always have a better flavour. It lowers its head to the ground and sets off, picking up speed as it races towards its prey... |
| Posted by: Sanguine 18 August 2018 - 05:14 AM |
Sanguine: <sees Murdoc>  <"Dream Weaver" plays> <snaps out of it> We're not just gonna let him get constricted to death, are we? |
| Posted by: Dragondog 18 August 2018 - 05:39 PM |
| Me: No, we're not. *looks ready to fight the snake* Mac: Where the heck did you come from? |
| Posted by: Sanguine 18 August 2018 - 06:51 PM |
| Sanguine: We should find something to distract the snake so he can get away! Maybe we can find something tastier for it to eat that will draw it away, or maybe we can throw a stick or something to buy Murdoc some time! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 20 August 2018 - 06:02 PM |
| (It's not a rule that we have to role-play as humans, is it?) Me: I hear roadrunners can use there wings to distract rattlesnakes, then grab them and fling throw them headfirst into the ground until they die. Then they eat them. *stretches own wings* Jack: You don't plan to eat it, do you?! Me: Uh, no. Just get it away from Murdoc |
| Posted by: Sanguine 20 August 2018 - 06:51 PM |
| Sanguine: Okay, I like the idea and I'm digging the enthusiasm---very creative---but since the green anaconda is the world's heaviest snake, I'm thinking maybe skip the flinging part and just focus on the distracting and getting away. Does that sound good? <pauses> Although, if we're trapped in this rainforest for any significant length of time, I'm thinking a giant snake wouldn't make such a bad meal, am I right? <glance at Mac> |
| Posted by: Rocket 20 August 2018 - 11:35 PM |
| Jack: Wait! I got an idea! *dives onto the anaconda, seizing hold of its tail as the snake flashes past* Anaconda: ????!!!! Penny: Jack! Be careful! Mac: No, Jack! Let go! Jack: *bumping along the ground* I got it! I got it! The anaconda screeches to a halt, lifting its tail up to view the hat-human dangling from the tip. it hisses, opening a cavernous mouth and showing some very sharp teeth. In one sinuous movement, it coils around Jack, squeezing... Jack: GAH! GET OFF! Penny: Let him go! *rushes forward and hits the anaconda smartly on the nose with her parasol* The anaconda turns to face its new assailant. This human smells frightened, but still attacks. Interesting. The human swings another wild blow, catching the handle of its club in the anaconda's left nostril! The anaconda shakes its head, but only succeeds in jamming the parasol more firmly into its sinuses. The female human lets go, falling into some bushes. the hat-human wriggles free of the anaconda's coils and runs away. The tall human with the floppy hair rushes in and grabs the female, dragging her out of reach. Then it pulls back its fist and punches the anaconda right on the nose! Mac: OW! *shakes his hand in pain* Anaconda! OW! Bugger this for a joke... *sneezes the parasol out and disappears back into the jungle* Mac: *picks up the parasol, now generously coated in snake snot* Penny? Yours... Penny: Yuck! Thank you, Mac. A voice from some way up a tree calls down. Murdoc: is it gone? Is it safe to come down now?! |
| Posted by: Sanguine 21 August 2018 - 03:21 AM |
| (Oh my gosh, Rocket, I'm dying laughing right now. Poor snake! ) Sanguine: <has been cracking up, but stops laughing when she hears Murdoc in the tree> Hello! You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right? |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 21 August 2018 - 07:46 PM |
| Oh my gosh, same! Me: *hands on hips glaring at Murdoc* It depends on what you consider safe. We're standing in the middle of the jungle Murdoc! |
| Posted by: Sanguine 22 August 2018 - 03:09 AM |
| Sanguine: <nods> She's right. As far as snakes go, you're probably better off down here than up there. |
| Posted by: Dragondog 22 August 2018 - 12:52 PM |
| Murdoc: *screams and slides down tree so fast he slips and falls* Me: *gets crushed by Murdoc* Oof! You're welcome. Get off me! |
| Posted by: AussieMacFan 23 August 2018 - 07:46 PM |
| (don't wait for me guys, I don't even know when I'm likely to reappear! (feel free to write about me too if you really want!)) |
| Posted by: Sanguine 26 August 2018 - 04:09 AM |
| Sanguine: <helps Dragondog and Murdoc up> You should really be more careful. <picks a soursop from a tree and offers it to Murdoc> For you! |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 28 August 2018 - 07:49 PM |
| Me: What's that thing? Penny: Oh! What is that? Can I have one? What does it taste like?... Jack: Anybody else care that Murdoc is right there?! Penny: Oh yeah. I forgot. *to Murdoc* Were you spying on us? That's not very nice, you know. Although it does remind me of that time tha...Mac: Penny Penny: *takes a breath and looks at Mac* Oh. Sorry. |
| Posted by: Sanguine 29 August 2018 - 02:28 AM |
| Sanguine: <as if nothing in the world is wrong> It's a soursop. It tastes like a cross between a strawberry and an apple, but it's soft and custardy on the inside like a banana. Try one! Hey, you wanna hear a joke? There's a hitchhiker walking down the road, and he just can't get a ride. Then finally, somebody picks him up, and the hitchhiker says to the driver, "Oh, thanks for stopping. Everybody's afraid to pick up hitchhikers these days. I mean, how do you know I'm not a serial killer or something?" And the driver goes, "Well, the odds of two serial killers being in the same car together are astronomical!" <glances between Murdoc & Mac to see if there's any reaction> |
| Posted by: Dragondog 1 September 2018 - 06:04 PM |
| Jack: That'd be funnier if we didn't have a killer in our presence right this moment. Me: Oh hush, Jack. Haven't you heard that without ugliness, there can be no beauty? Jack: *completely missing the point* Um, thank you for your sacrifice, I guess? ******5 minutes later****** Mac: *having finally pulled me off of Jack* Okay, enough of the insults, you two. Let's go. (Not sure if that was any good, I just typed that spur of the moment) |
| Posted by: Sanguine 1 September 2018 - 06:28 PM |
| (It was fine! Don't sweat it.) Sanguine: <has spent the past five minutes wondering who's ugly and why everyone's so upset> I'm confused. Penny: Me, too! Oh, I'm so glad it's not just me! Sanguine: <raises fist> Confused people of the world, unite! ....But in some kind of central location that's easy to get to. Penny: <nods> And somewhere that you can take a bus or something to get to so that you don't have to worry about memorizing a whole bunch of directions. Sanguine: And we all need to have nametags so we won't have any awkward moments where we forget who somebody is! |
| Posted by: Rocket 2 September 2018 - 01:03 PM |
| Mac: Right. *folds arms and fixes Murdoc with his best stare* I know what WE'RE doing here, but what are YOU doing here?! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 3 September 2018 - 12:02 PM |
| Murdoc: Well, I thought I was following you, but it looks like I also trailed a few visions of loveliness in the process. *smiles at Penny and Sanguine* Me: Hmm, I have to say, he does have a certain charm about him. He's quite handsome for a bad guy, actually. Jack: I thought you said he was ugly. Me: No, Jack, it was a metaphor. Without ugliness there can be no beauty. Without evildoers like Murdoc, there can be no good guys like Mac. Jack: Oh... Me: *getting mad again* And you said I was ugly you little- Mac: Please, let's not start this again. Me: Fine. *folds up wings* One of us has to be mature, after all *smirks at Jack* Jack: Why do I get the feeling this is going to last a while? Me: I have a good memory. Sam: Anyway now what? |
| Posted by: Rocket 6 September 2018 - 12:40 PM |
| Jack: Well, we were here for this! *pulls out the map with a flourish, then glances at Murdoc and clutches the map tight* I'm not sure I should say! Penny: Oh, that's right! We were lookng for trea- Everyone: PENNY! Murdoc: Treasure? Do I hear treasure? How delightful... MacGyver: *standing some distance off, watching Murdoc* This is a really bad idea. Murdoc: Nonsense! I love a treasure hunt as much as the next - MacGyver: -Villain! Murdoc: Don't be such a spoilsport, MacGyver! In one smooth move, Murdoc whips the map out of Jack's hands and spreads it out over a handy rock. He leans in close, tracing the line of the river with one finger. Murdoc: Ah yes, I remember this place. And, now I look at it properly, I believe this might be my map! Penny: You've been here before? MacGyver: *Glaring at Murdoc* Tell them, Murdoc. Tell them what you did last time you were here! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 7 September 2018 - 03:23 PM |
| Murdoc: *evil smirk* Do you really want to know? |
| Posted by: Sanguine 7 September 2018 - 04:17 PM |
| Sanguine: <flips open notebook & grabs pen from pocket> Yes. In detail, please. For research purposes. |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 3 October 2018 - 08:20 PM |
| Me: *taps toes* We're waiting, Murdoc. |
| Posted by: Dragondog 4 October 2018 - 05:28 PM |
| (admit it, none of us know what Murdoc should say here ) |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 4 October 2018 - 07:10 PM |
| (I know right! I was hoping someone had an idea; I don't know if I can come up with anything good enough ) |
| Posted by: Sanguine 4 October 2018 - 07:27 PM |
| Have no fear, the self-proclaimed assassin whisperer is here! Murdoc: You don't expect me to ruin the surprise, now do you? That wouldn't be any fun at all. <sinister grin> No, I'd much rather keep you in the dark in regards to my personal business. Unless, of course, MacGyver wants to share with you all the gory details, hm? |
| Posted by: Dragondog 5 October 2018 - 02:21 PM |
| (Thanks, you rock ) |
| Posted by: Rocket 15 October 2018 - 06:12 AM |
| I do know what I had in mind initially, but am happy to go along with Sanguine's plan instead. Up to you guys |
| Posted by: Sanguine 15 October 2018 - 08:33 AM | ||
I have no plan! I was doing improv. Go with whatever you had planned!! I want to find out what will happen! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 15 October 2018 - 05:41 PM |
| Me too! |
| Posted by: Rocket 22 October 2018 - 11:06 AM |
| Murdoc: (sighs) If you insist. Last time I was here, I was working, and... Mac: What was the job, Murdoc? Tell them what the job was! Murdoc: (rolls eyes) Alright, I was working for HIT, and I was on assignment, OK? Mac: (folds arms) Carry on. Murdoc: It was beautiful. I was setting up two rival gangs to fight each other into oblivion, and being paid by both sides to wipe out the opposite gang. Double bonus! Happy days! (is overtaken momentarily by nostalgia) Mac: And what else did you do while you were here? Murdoc: Must I? MacGyver, you're so tedious when you're all serious... Mac: (GLARES!) Murdoc: Very well. I encountered Number One Boy Scout here (waves in Mac's general direction) and I may have caused him to have an unscheduled wash... Mac: (losing patience) What Murdoc means is that I happened to be in the same place, at the same time, rescuing the people his rival gangs had been trafficking. Rather than let me get on with it, he saw fit to cut the rope bridge we were crossing, dropping me, a reporter and a dozen kidnap victims into a raging river! Murdoc: So dramatic! You were alright, weren't you? Mac: Alright? Alright?! We lost four of them in the rapids, the journalist was never found and I washed up five miles downstream with concussion and a broken arm! Rocket: Murdoc, you're a scumbag. Murdoc: (bowing) At your service... Rocket: What are you doing back here? Murdoc: Well, when your happy little band accosted me and stole my map (glares at Rocket, who shrugs, unrepentant), I was coming back here to look for the gang's stash. That much money can't be allowed to go to waste, now can it? Jack: Someone say MONEY?! (At some point, I may write the rescue story up as a proper episode. Remind me, would you?) |
| Posted by: Sanguine 22 October 2018 - 11:11 AM |
| Sanguine: <intrigued> If the journalist was never found, then we should make it our mission to find out what happened! |
| Posted by: Rocket 22 October 2018 - 11:23 AM |
| Bingo! I love it when a plot hook snares someone |
| Posted by: zoeryan 22 October 2018 - 12:03 PM |
| The group hears rustling behind some tall bushes. Jack: Another Anaconda!? Murdock dives behind MacGyver. Mac gives him a withering look, as he looks around for a weapon. Grabbing a large stick off the ground he edges towards where the noise came from, and then holding the stick up at the ready, swoops back the foliage. Mac: ZOE??!? What are YOU doing here? Me: MacGyver, this could be the most important archeological discovery of our time! We have to get to it first! Mac: Hold it... Me: After you destroyed the last find... Mac: What! Me: Well I assume you would care about the benefit to society that was all but eradicated when you collapsed that cave... Mac: Just hold it right there! I pause, hand on hips. Murdock pokes his head out from behind the group. Murdock: So not a snake then... Mac: Zoe, how did you get here? Me: Well with the other half of the map of course! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 22 October 2018 - 12:59 PM |
| Me: *glancing at Murdoc* You're cute when you're scared Murdoc: Huh? Me: Never mind. *turns to Zoe* Hey |
| Posted by: zoeryan 22 October 2018 - 01:02 PM |
| Zoe: Hey---- Mac:*waving his hands* Everyone just hold on. The priority is finding the journalist, not the treasure! Jack: There's no reason to think we might not find the journalist on the way to the treasure *eye twitches* |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 20 November 2018 - 09:14 PM |
| Me:*whispering to Zoe and Dragondog: Do you think we should invite Murdoc to Thanksgiving dinner? Mac: Me: |
| Posted by: Sanguine 21 November 2018 - 07:06 AM |
| Sanguine: That's a good idea! Hey, Murdoc, do you want to join us for Thanksgiving? It won't hurt us to celebrate a little before we go looking for the journalist and for the treasure. I promise we won't cook any snakes! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 21 November 2018 - 06:57 PM |
| Me: I think it sounds nice- Mac: You're all insane Me: I'm part dragon. I can do whatever I want |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 22 November 2018 - 10:03 PM |
| Penny: You're part dragon? That reminds me of a show I was in once, well, almost in anyway. There was this... Me: We won't let him cut the turkey. We're not that insane! Jack: But the treasure? Mac: Aren't you forgetting something...Jack: *sighs* And the journalist... ? |
| Posted by: Sanguine 23 November 2018 - 05:23 AM |
| Sanguine: <amused> If the journalist and the treasure have been missing for this long already, they can afford to wait a wee bit longer. Besides, this will give us time to think of a game plan. Now, who's going to help me roast these plantains? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? |
| Posted by: Dragondog 23 November 2018 - 06:35 PM |
| Me: I'm not a fire-breather, or I'd help- Murdoc: I can help with that Jack: Oh crap... |
| Posted by: Sanguine 23 November 2018 - 11:10 PM |
| Sanguine: <throws rock horns in the air> \m/ Let's do this! Pyromania! <uses tiny ineffectual pink SAK to slice the plantains> |
| Posted by: Dragondog 25 November 2018 - 07:00 PM |
| Murdoc: *Pumps fist* Yes! Me: Yeah! Mac: Oh no... |
| Posted by: Sanguine 25 November 2018 - 07:19 PM |
| Sanguine: <crestfallen> Oh... I don't have a lighter. Does anyone else have one? I really don't want to scrape my knife on a rock to try to get a spark. |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 25 November 2018 - 09:03 PM |
| Me: Here's a snazzy wind resistant one! Yay fire! |
| Posted by: Sanguine 26 November 2018 - 04:19 AM |
| Sanguine: Yes!!! Thank you!! Okay, Murdoc, you get our fire started and we'll get cooking! |
| Posted by: Dragondog 26 November 2018 - 06:56 PM |
| Me: We should probably stand back Everyone: *steps several paces back* Murdoc: *pretending to look offended* I'd almost think you don't trust me! |
| Posted by: Sanguine 26 November 2018 - 07:15 PM |
| Sanguine: Well, I trust you. But I'll also thank you to not go overboard. We don't need any unfortunate accidents, now do we? |
| Posted by: Dragondog 20 February 2019 - 07:20 PM |
| Murdoc: Mac: Oh boy |
| Posted by: Sanguine 17 April 2019 - 06:38 PM |
| <watches Murdoc create a larger-than-necessary bonfire> This is awesome! Now all we have to do is cook these plantains before it inevitably rains and puts our fire out! Right, Murdoc? |
| Posted by: Dragondog 18 April 2019 - 07:38 PM |
| Me: Hope you liked your plantains charred through... |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 18 April 2019 - 08:21 PM |
| Me: Plantains are ok. Bananas are evil. |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 18 October 2019 - 01:10 PM |
| *as Murdoc lights out happy little campfire* Me:*pointing behind the group* Guys.Guys.GUYS! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! ( I thought I'd try and get this going again lol) |
| Posted by: Barry Rowland 18 October 2019 - 07:02 PM |
| It's Pete bringing more plantains (whew!). |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 20 October 2019 - 07:55 PM |
| 😅 Hi Pete! 👋 Hey Barry do you know how to actually cook these things? *starts cooking plantains willy nilly* How does everyone like these? Boiled? Fried? Burnt...? We need to eat fast so we can get a move on. |
| Posted by: MacGyver85 23 October 2019 - 09:18 PM |
| *hours later* Penny: Weren't we supposed to be doing something? Ya know, something important? Me: The journalist... Penny: Oh right! I think we should float down the river on a raft to find... Me: *starts to roll eyes but stops halfway* oh wait, that's actually what I was gonna say! Penny: Alright! *high fives* Let's go white water rafting! *me and Penny start walking away* Pete: Should we follow them? Mac: *sighs* Probably.Jack: Murdoc: |