knowing you beat everyone else.. and increased your post count at the same time.

Not that we should worry about such things.

No, of course not.

uh huh.

I WIN!!!.. again.

NOT!!... again

Hmmm...

this could take some time.

I'm very often mystified by the way of thinking of several MOL members.

I just love the word mystified.

Had to make a sentence with it.

Please continue with whatever you were doing

You're a bunch of nuts. lol.

We know, we know. And there's nothing that can be done about it.

I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.

One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me, "Would you eat this up, love?"

Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb!

Soon our benefactor returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?"

And how did that went?

Yep that sounds British, when they say: 'Love'.

I assume 'hot yet'. Hmm, sounds like an embarrassing situation to me.

Ya know, today during French class, we were making a test and uh... our French teacher has a great sense of humor. While he was walking around in class, he started to eat cookies. I noticed that and when he saw me noticing, he offered me one. Of course I accepted. So I was eating cookies in class while making a test. Than when the guy next to me said: 'Cookie.'
My French teacher replied: 'Hey, don't call me that. I'm not your cookie. If we start like that...'

Right. By posting after me in this thread you are agreeing to send me £872.59 and all your DVD/Videos staring Richard Dean Anderson.
Either way, I win!

Now I feel mean for stopping the thread like that. I don’t want to win anymore. Winning is for losers!

I retract my demand for money! (but you can still send me some and the RDA DVD's if you want to )

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate... is that considered a balanced diet?

what about milk chocolate??? surely you need some of that too




mmmmmm.....maltesers..... yummy.....

I like my coffee like I like my men*. In a plastic cup.

*Small change in cast.

If I start eating chocolate, I get zits.

Gimme some.

*tosses chocolate at MGod*

Thanks.

Your welcome. Should I toss you some Clearisil too?

I climbed up the door
Opened the stairs
I said my pajamas
And put on my prayers
I switched off the bed
And climbed in the light
All because he kissed me goodnight.

Lothy got discomboobellated!

I am the master of my unspoken words, and a slave to those that should have remained unspoken.

No thanks I'll pinch them out.

OMG!! EWWWWWWWWWW!

(This thread is getting to be sooooooooooooooooo disgusting. )

My second favourite joke:

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by the Batmobile?

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They became Flatman and Ribbon!

Mac

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?" The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off" "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

My third favourite joke!!!

Mac

Including this post, I have 177 posts left till I make DXS Operative! It's a good thing I'm extremely chatty!

400 posts or bust!

Mac

My third favourite joke!!!

That's funny in and of itself!

Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other man asked, " Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, " I came here for blood test."
The second one asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?"
The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger."
Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
Then the second guy replied, "I have come for my urine test."