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Posted: 11 January 2018 - 07:24 PM                                    
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roller.gif You two are killing me with laughter!!!!! I love this!!!! roller.gif laugh.gif

 
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought they'd die laughing while reading this! tongue.gif I think Murdoc would be proud. laugh.gif

 
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Metalbeard: Yaaaarrr, the Octan Tower be in sight.

Wyldstyle: Okay, those two are NOT driving us home!

Metalbeard: Assuming we make it home in the first place.

Unikitty: <is smoothing out her fur from where all of it had been sticking straight up> Don't worry, Metalbeard! Stay positive! We'll make it.

Vitruvius: Shhh. If I'm not mistaken, I believe we're approaching the Laser Gate.

Wyldstyle: <nods> Stay down, everybody.

<Benny slowly drives up to the gate>

Robot: Space ID?

Benny: Uh, we're here to---

Jack: <singing loudly> "And it's no, nay, never---" <clap clap clap clap clap> "No nay never, no more, will I play the wild rover, no never, no---" <pauses> What was that last part again?

Robot: I do not know. Do you have a Space ID?

Benny: Uh---we, uh---

Batman: <hisses> Just tell him you have a drive-on!

Benny: <brightly> We have a drive-on!

Robot: <cheerful> Who are you here to see?

Jack: Yyyouuuu!!!! Happy Birthday, amigo! Mac, ya got any candles?

MacGyver: <cringing> How hard did he hit his head? He might have a concussion. <worried>

Pete: <wry> Seems like the normal Jack Dalton to me.

Robot: <shiny red eyes widen> Today is my birthday?!

Benny: <following along with Jack> Sure! Did you forget your own birthday? You must be working too hard!

Jack: Turn on the radio!! See if there are any good tunes!

Robot: <switches the radio on and "Everything Is Awesome" begins to play. Its eyes glaze over as its programming takes over and it mechanically begins to dance> This is my jam!

Jack: Mine too! "Eeevvverything is awesoooomee!!!"

Murdoc: He sounds like a stray cat yowling at the fence. Someone shut him up!

Benny: <grabs one of Batman's Batarangs and throws it at the button that opens the gate. It flashes green> Hey, first try! <beams>

Jack: <hugs Benny> Good work, amigo!

 
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Thank you, ladies!! High praise. biggrin.gif
I've been cracking up, too. I think it's all part of Murdoc's elaborate plan to test out his new methods of assassination by infectious laughter. wink.gif roller.gif

 
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Thanks from me, too. It's nice to know our writing is appreciated!

MACGYVER: Benny, what's that crunching sound through the intercom?
BENNY: Jack's eating an apple.
JACK: *starts sobbing hard*
MACGYVER: Jack, what's wrong?
JACK: A lot of living things have skin, including humans. Apples have skin too! I'm a CANNIBAL!
MURDOC: *starts cracking up*
MACGYVER: Uhhhh.........
BENNY: Jack, are you LICKING me?
JACK: Just getting used to my new nature! I'm a hopeless cad now!
WYLDSTYLE: This is getting weird.
BATMAN: *starts cracking up, too*
JACK: *suddenly happy* Let's swim to Tahiti! After we save the world! WE CAN DO ANYTHING!
MACGYVER: Anyone have a tranquilizer?
PETE: NO! DON'T! Can you IMAGINE what that might make him do?
MACGYVER: unsure.gif Good call, Pete.

 
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OH MY GOSH Dragon!!! You are a genius! Jack's revelation about the apple and Murdoc's reaction were just *genius!!!!* I'm cracking up over here! roller.gif

Murdoc: ... <slips the tranq dart he was holding back into his jacket inside pocket> whistle.gif

Wyldstyle: What are we going to do with him while we're breaking into the Octan Tower? We can't let him wander off or something! If he ran into some of Business' robots, he could jeopardize everything, or even be killed!

MacGyver: That's true. We'll have to leave him here with the spaceship, and we'll have to have someone else stay behind to watch him. It'll be good to have someone on standby here anyway, just in case we need to make a fast getaway.

Jack: Did you know that once, I made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs?

Murdoc: Did you know that parsecs are a measure of distance and not time?

Vitruvius: <points to Murdoc with his staff> I vote that we leave him here.

Murdoc: What?! Me?! Are you insane? I'm the most well-trained operative you have! None of you would last ten seconds in there without me, except for maybe MacGyver. Maybe.

MacGyver: You're also the most unpredictable, unreliable, and untrustworthy person on our team.

Murdoc: Oh, I'm the most unreliable person on the team? Look around you! You've got a crazy blind man, a brainwashed construction drone, a rainbow unicorn cat, an out-of-shape desk jockey---

Pete: Hey!

Murdoc: ---and your best friend who's currently unable to speak English! How am I the weak link here?

Jack: Pues, El Diablo entra en este bar... <cracks up before he can finish the joke>

Benny: Guys! Could you please help me out here? You know, before he starts eating the seat cushions or something?!

 
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PENNY: Well, SOMEONE has to stay with him!
MURDOC: If I'm so untrustworthy, why do you want me alone with Jack?
PETE: Mac, he does have a point. Maybe...... I should stay with him? *cringes*
JACK: Can I take the wheel now?
EVERYONE: NO!
JACK: *sad puppy eyes* You PROMISED!
BENNY: Later, okay? You need a rest.
JACK: I feel SO good right now! Why do I need a rest?
MURDOC: Maybe we should knock him out.
PETE: MURDOC!
MACGYVER: He's not actually too far off. I do agree you ought to stay with him, though. Murdoc could steal our getaway ship if he stays behind. And we need all the help we can get, so I don't think both of you should keep an eye on Jack.
JACK: *singing* LET IT GOOOOOOO!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!
PETE: What did I get myself into?

 
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I actually have to confess, the idea about Jack and the apple wasn't completely my invention. I saw a crossover between Dreamworks Dragons and Dreamworks Rise of the Guardians on pinterest, and in it, one of the characters went a little nuts and yelled, "People have skin, and potatoes have skin. SO WE ARE ALL POTATOES!" I just reworded it for this story.

 
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JACK: *singing* Let it GOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MURDOC: *singing back* Hold it back a little more!
JACK: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MACGYVER: *singing as well* The Jack I know is gone!
MURDOC: *speaking* and given the circumstances *singing* Here we'll stay!
BATMAN: *smacks both MacGyver and Murdoc* Are you two nuts?!
MURDOC: I can't believe we just did that! Ewww...
MACGYVER: Eww, me neither.
WYLDSTYLE: How do you guys even know that song? Isn't it before your time?
MACGYVER: Yup. We kinda..... learn on the fly.
PETE: *rolls eyes* I'm not sure I want to stay with him... Can't Benny handle him alone?

 
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Well, wherever you got it from, I loved it! And the way you reworded it worked really well with that scene! happy.gif

Benny: NO! I mean, uh---well, part of Emmet's plan was for me to help with the computers! Right? I gotta help get the Kragle shield down! Maybe Vitruvius could stay and help you.

Murdoc: <rubs the back of his head where Vitruvius hit him earlier> His staff ought to keep Dalton in line, if nothing else. Or perhaps knock him out---which I still think we should do, by the way.

MacGyver: <shakes head firmly> We can't risk it. He might have a concussion already.

Penny: <hugs Pete> Don't worry, Pete! You'll be fine! Besides, somebody has to be in charge if something goes wrong.

Batman: <rolls eyes> That's the most coherent thing she's said today.

Murdoc: Hey! That's my girl you're talking about!

Emmet: Uh, guys? Can we, you know---save the world and stuff now?

 
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QUOTE (Sanguine @ 14 January 2018 - 11:39 PM)


Batman: <rolls eyes> That's the most coherent thing she's said today.

Murdoc: Hey! That's my girl you're talking about!


He finally admits it!

 
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QUOTE (MacGyver85 @ 14 January 2018 - 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Sanguine @ 14 January 2018 - 11:39 PM)


Batman: <rolls eyes> That's the most coherent thing she's said today.

Murdoc: Hey! That's my girl you're talking about!


He finally admits it!

Of course! They belong together. Murdoc & Penny forever!!! love.jpg

 
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QUOTE (Sanguine @ 14 January 2018 - 11:02 PM)
QUOTE (MacGyver85 @ 14 January 2018 - 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Sanguine @ 14 January 2018 - 11:39 PM)


Batman: <rolls eyes> That's the most coherent thing she's said today.

Murdoc: Hey! That's my girl you're talking about!


He finally admits it!

Of course! They belong together. Murdoc & Penny forever!!! love.jpg

Nice, Sanguine, I'm loving this!

MACGYVER: Yes, let's go! Good luck, Pete!
PETE: Thanks, I'm gonna need it!
JACK: Wanna fly while we wait for them?
PETE: No, Jack, I don't.
JACK: You're no fun.
MURDOC: You don't have to worry about me going after Batman. I can't really fight much with only one good arm.
BATMAN: That's nice to know.
MURDOC: Hush. I'm still mad at you for insulting Penny!
PENNY: It's okay, Murdoc. Here, maybe this will calm you a little. *hands Murdoc something out of her pocket*
MURDOC: What's this... *sees that it's a My Little Pony Figure* Pinky Pie? Wow, look at the detail on this thing! It looks just like her!
PENNY: Um, actually I meant to give you this. *grabs a chocolate candy out of her pocket* I must have grabbed that by mistake.
MURDOC: *a little embarrassed* So do you want this back, then?
PENNY: No, I just found it on the ground, and stuck it in my sweater pocket. You can keep it if it means that much to you.
MURDOC: *looks at Penny with a tender gaze* Thank you....
PENNY: *smiles at Murdoc sweetly*
BATMAN: Wait, are they gonna-
WYLDSTYLE: Shh! Babe, don't ruin the moment!
JACK: * breaks the sweet silence* JUST KISS HER ALREADY, YOU MORON!
PETE: JACK!
MURDOC & PENNY: *break away from each other* Ah, ahem.
EMMET:......Well, Okaaaay...... Let's get this show on the road!

 
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I just think it's adorable that Penny gave Murdoc a Pinkie Pie. They really do belong together! laugh.gif

MacGyver: Lead the way, Emmet.

Emmet: <nods> Great! I know where we can access an air duct from here. That'll take us to Business' office. After we've disguised ourselves with the relics, then we can split up and get to work! <leads them to a grate at the end of the hall and uses a wrench from his tool belt to open it. Crawls inside>

MacGyver: All right, everyone in. I'll bring up the rear.

Batman: I'm going next. <follows Emmet into the duct>

Benny: <glances at Metalbeard while Wyldstyle follows Batman> Hey, Metalbeard? Are you sure you're gonna fit through here?

Metalbeard: <loud pirate cackle> Don't worry, laddie! This metal body o' mine has a few surprises in it still! <changes himself Transformers-style into a small tank and moves into the air duct>

Benny: <jaw drops> Okay. <crawls in after him>

Unikitty: <beams> This is going to be so much fun!

MacGyver: Okay, Murdoc, Penny. You're next.

Penny: <hesitates> It's pretty dark in there...

Murdoc: Don't worry, Penny, I'll be right behind you. <holds her hand>

<Penny brightens a little>

 
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MACGYVER: *rolls eyes* Sheesh....
MURDOC: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY GIRL?!
EMMET: SHHHH! Don't be so loud, or we'll get caught before we've even begun!
MURDOC: unsure.gif Good call, Emmet. blush.gif

*later*

EMMET: Okay, now let's use these disguises!
MURDOC: Watch and learn, amateurs. *quickly disguises himself as a nurse* TA-DA!
PENNY: Wow, you wear that too well, Murdoc.
*clunking sounds*
JACK: HIYA!
MACGYVER: Jack, you're supposed to be back at the ship!
JACK: Pete fell asleep, who was to stop me?
BATMAN: How'd he fall asleep? We've only been gone for five minutes!
JACK: Well, I knocked him in the head accidentally.
MURDOC: *mimicking a female voice* Well, that'll do it, yes.
JACK: *stares at Murdoc* MOM?!
MURDOC: *back to his real voice* What? No!
JACK: *runs over, hugs Murdoc, and starts crying into Murdoc's chest* I haven't seen you lately! I missed you!
MURDOC: Uhhhhhhh... *looks over to MacGyver for help*
PENNY: Who wants to take him back?
EVERYONE: NOT ME!
MURDOC: Help! Please! I'm not used to this!
PENNY: Then this is good for you.
MURDOC: Why me? Why?!
BATMAN: HAHA! At least it's not me. HAHAHAAAA!
JACK: Oh, hi dad!
BATMAN: UH OH.......
WYLDSTYLE: I could watch this all day.

 
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MACGYVER: Look, Jack seems most attached to you two, so you'd better be the ones to take him back. We'll wait for you.
MURDOC: *death glare* Thanks a lot MacGyver!
BATMAN: Yeah, thanks bro! Thought we were friends!
JACK: Dad, why are you so angry at Uncle Mac?
MURDOC: All right, let's go, easy now.

*time passes*

MURDOC: All right, that's taken care of!
MACGYVER: *notices Murdoc is back to wearing his usual clothes instead of the nurses outfit* Weren't you wearing the nurses uniform over your own clothes when you left?
MURDOC: I cut if into strips, and used them to tie Jack to the seat, just in case.
BATMAN: It was genius. Pure genius.
MURDOC: Of course it was!
MACGYVER: Now I'm worried. I'm not questioning Murdoc's logic. That WAS a good idea! Wait, how's Pete?
BATMAN: Oh, we woke him up. He's resting. He'll be fine.
EMMET: Okay, time to don some SENSIBLE disguises. No nurses uniforms!
MURDOC: That was just a sample of my expertise! Prepare to be amazed!

 
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*time passes, everyone gets dressed up*
EMMET: Okay, you all know what to do!
BENNY: Let's go, Metalbeard! Come on, Mac!

*later*
COMPUTER: I am the computer.
BENNY: Wow, a talking computer! Please disable the shield systems!
COMPUTER: Of course. There are no movies with that title.
BENNY: Ahh!
MACGYVER: Disable shield systems!
COMPUTER: I do not understand your command.

*back where Vitruvius is providing lookout*
VITRUVIUS: Hmmm.. Don't see anything yet... *unaware he's staring at a brick wall*

*Batman, Unikitty, Penny, and Murdoc head into the board room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan*

LORD BUSINESS: I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that?
BATMAN: *disguised as his alter ego* I second! Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. We'd like to invest in your company. Your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
MURDOC: Yeah, I wonder how that would work against MacGyver....
PENNY: *nudges Murdoc* Shhh!
LORD BUSINESS: It is indeed super sweet.
BATMAN: Cool. What kind of sound system does it have?
LORD BUSINESS: Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
BATMAN: Wait, you're telling me that you have a system to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
UNIKITTY: Seriously?
LORD BUSINESS: Well, I mean...WE need to get that done. I want eight foot speakers.
BATMAN: Great call.
LORD BUSINESS: Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and legs and just feel the beat.
MURDOC: Hmmmm..... That's actually a cool idea. I might have to consider that next time I'm up against MacGyver....

 
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