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denizen

Posted: 3 April 2016 - 08:47 PM

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At least he got a good clean outta it.

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Posted: 4 April 2016 - 05:56 AM

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Now THAT's my kind of luck!!

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Posted: 5 April 2016 - 11:23 AM

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Now, how am I going to get out of this one without losing my bike or dying myself?

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I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
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Posted: 5 April 2016 - 01:39 PM

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Ha!! I can hear Mac now: "I HATE heights!!"

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denizen

Posted: 6 April 2016 - 02:01 AM

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Reminds me of the old Spidey movies. That's how they shot them

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Posted: 6 April 2016 - 03:40 AM

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Perspective really is everything!

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Posted: 7 April 2016 - 09:09 AM

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Hold on for dear life I guess!

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Posted: 7 April 2016 - 10:18 AM

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I'd drop my bike for starters and maybe pull up on my left arm trying to get ahold of whatever is above me with my other. But I probably won't make that either.

denizen

Posted: 7 April 2016 - 08:05 PM

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None of you are thinking like MacGyver! I would drop the bike, take off the helmet, tie a shoe lace (Very long one) around it and use it as a harness to throw overboard!

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Posted: 23 April 2016 - 09:40 AM

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Haha!

denizen

Posted: 27 April 2016 - 11:38 PM

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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

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Posted: 28 April 2016 - 01:52 AM

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denizen

Posted: 5 May 2016 - 10:07 PM

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For all you Civil War fans out there!!!

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Posted: 5 May 2016 - 10:58 PM

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Do I see things too seriously? Re: Perspective is everything

Barry Rowland wrote:

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Ha!! I can hear Mac now: "I HATE heights!!

denizen wrote:

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Reminds me of the old Spidey movies. That's how they shot them

MacGyver1985 wrote:

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Hold on for dear life I guess!

MacGyverGod wrote:

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I'd drop my bike for starters and maybe pull up on my left arm trying to get ahold of whatever is above me with my other. But I probably won't make that either.

denizen wrote:

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None of you are thinking like MacGyver! I would drop the bike, take off the helmet, tie a shoe lace (Very long one) around it and use it as a harness to throw overboard! roller.gif MacG.gif sakopen.gif

What would I do?

Err........I'd turn the photo round!

Barry Rowland

Posted: 6 May 2016 - 04:59 AM

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Ha!!! Way to go Maclover!!!

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denizen

Posted: 28 June 2016 - 11:54 PM

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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

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Posted: 29 June 2016 - 02:07 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Look at these guys

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Posted: 29 June 2016 - 02:57 AM

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!!!

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Posted: 29 June 2016 - 04:53 AM

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Possibly one of the greatest pie fights in cinematic history...

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Posted: 29 June 2016 - 06:22 AM

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I remember that Jedi....it sure was!!

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Posted: 29 June 2016 - 08:39 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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That was funny

according to IMDB: "Following this scene the crew devoured more than 300 leftover pies" yum

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Posted: 29 June 2016 - 08:49 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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This is one of my favorites

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

denizen

Posted: 29 June 2016 - 08:20 PM

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Alcoholic!

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Posted: 5 July 2016 - 01:52 PM

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Heeheehee

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Posted: 5 July 2016 - 03:39 PM

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Good one Jedi! We've been on a Star Trek run here at the house lately. Imagine Scotty and Mac!!

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Posted: 6 July 2016 - 12:22 PM

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LOL! More like Spock and Mac... XD

There's a picture somewhere that I wish I could find of my sister back in the early 90's. She and my oldest sister are Trekkies and would go to conventions. My sister had this t-shirt that read "He's dead Jim - You grab his Tricorder, I'll grab his wallet".

I grew up in a family of nerds... XD

denizen

Posted: 6 July 2016 - 08:36 PM

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Posted: 7 July 2016 - 03:50 AM

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QUOTE (Jediferret @ 7 July 2016 - 08:22 AM)

But it had to be a blast Jedi!!

Barry

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Posted: 9 July 2016 - 01:46 PM

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Can't stop laughing!

Barry Rowland

Posted: 9 July 2016 - 05:24 PM

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Me either!!

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