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Posted: 23 May 2014 - 03:28 PM                                    
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Here's one for the science buffs.

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At first glance it seems a little deep for funny, are these humor or brain teasers? unsure.gif



The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

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"Nature often addressed our problems much better than the doctor." - Henry Miller

"So shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless and don't be sorry." - Jack Kerouac

"No one is remembered for being normal" -- Albert Einstein

 
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These are great! biggrin.gif



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Batman?? hmm.bmp I don't get it. huh.gif



"Definitely Murdoc's handiwork. I could fix it if I only had some duct tape." -Murdoc (impersonating MacGyver), "Strictly Business"

 
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MDBfan, if you know that the repeated molecular model above the word Batman is that of sodium which has a periodic table symbol of 'Na' then it reads

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!!!! biggrin.gif


Now, please help me with the first one? hmm.bmp hmm.bmp



The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

Whether you think you can or you can't .... you're probably right!

"Nature often addressed our problems much better than the doctor." - Henry Miller

"So shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless and don't be sorry." - Jack Kerouac

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This site had me in stitches yesterday.

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

Seems like a boring topic but the captions are pure gold.



 
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QUOTE (Joe SAKic @ 25 May 2014 - 07:27 AM)
MDBfan, if you know that the repeated molecular model above the word Batman is that of sodium which has a periodic table symbol of 'Na' then it reads

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!!!! biggrin.gif



Oh! doh.gif

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"Definitely Murdoc's handiwork. I could fix it if I only had some duct tape." -Murdoc (impersonating MacGyver), "Strictly Business"

 
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QUOTE (Joe SAKic @ 25 May 2014 - 07:27 AM)
Now, please help me with the first one? hmm.bmp hmm.bmp

It's a mix up of the Back to the Future movie and the 3rd hobbit movie: There and Back Again (which has since been renamed)





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Okay, thought I was missing some insider info. BTTF is one of my all tine favorites but haven't delved at all into the Hobbit trilogy.



The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

Whether you think you can or you can't .... you're probably right!

"Nature often addressed our problems much better than the doctor." - Henry Miller

"So shut up, live, travel, adventure, bless and don't be sorry." - Jack Kerouac

"No one is remembered for being normal" -- Albert Einstein

 
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"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

 
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This has been doing the rounds on Google+. There's a wholo set of these jokes using the same photos.



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How about men passing out on slingshot rides? The second one really cracked me up and maybe the third is even better.


Passing out twice on slingshot ride.


Kid passes out three times in twenty seconds on slingshot ride.


How about four times and screaming like a girl? tongue.gif



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ROFLMAO! roller.gif



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I can relate to "senior" moments...

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roller.gif Poor dinos!!

A belated welcome to Mac2Nite! smile.gif



"Definitely Murdoc's handiwork. I could fix it if I only had some duct tape." -Murdoc (impersonating MacGyver), "Strictly Business"

 
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I figured I'd share these. At my old job, I was having a bad day and one of my co-workers (who is also a buddy of mine) showed me these to make me feel better. It worked, and we had a good laugh. smile.gif






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I've seen these before. Very funny. biggrin.gif



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I have a 2 o' clock appointment.



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... looks like a mullet is mandatory. laugh.gif



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"No one is remembered for being normal" -- Albert Einstein

 
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QUOTE (denizen @ 9 January 2015 - 02:39 PM)
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I have a 2 o' clock appointment.

What the...? Where is that?



I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
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..... the sign says 'Dhaka'. Bangladesh always did have a decent MacGyver following.



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Saw this online. biggrin.gif

MacGyver's way of reheating cold pizza.



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I still have to see this sometime...
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Oh lordy denizen... XD Somehow, I find that sorta frightening.

So, I was sorting through my files today, and found something you guys "might" like. It's a cast my Dad put together of his co-workers based off Star Wars characters. It's pretty old... early 90's, I believe. There are a lot of inside jokes, but... I don't get half of them anyway. Can anyone guess which one is my Dad? heehee

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MacGyver Opening Credits starring Mr. Spock!!!



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Sorry to dampen your spirits but Leonard Nimoy was hospitalized for severe chest pains.So no more macgyverisms...
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I used to. Quit a long time ago. smile.gif



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LOL! Wut!?

Here's a joke...

If Spring Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?










Pilgrims

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