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Posted: 20 January 2020 - 01:21 PM                                    
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Seems every fandom has one of these, so I figure might as well have one for MacGyver as well.

Just in case someone doesn't know what Incorrect Quotes are, it's basically when you take quotes from various sources (other fandoms, tumblr, vines, your own imagination, etc) and replace the original speakers with other characters, in this case, with MacGyver characters. They don't always make sense, but they are entertaining (even though most of the time, most fandoms seem to use a lot of the same quotes...)

I should probably add, that since a lot of these quotes are used in most fandoms, it's pretty much impossible to tell where some of these originated, unless someone happens to credit the original source in their own posts. And some come from vines, which aren't really considered property of anyone's (and are kinda impossible to directly credit; most sources just credit them as "vine" without specifying). Most people consider the quotes free to use and don't really worry about it too much (this includes some of the original posters who admit they don't mind their post going viral without credit). Heck, some of these are just credited with "Source: tumblr" so idk what to do about that.

I can, however, say that I just took most of these from other Incorrect Quote blogs, and just smashed MacGyver characters over them. Primarily from the Carmen Sandiego Incorrect Quotes blog, and from the Miraculous Ladybug Incorrect Quotes Twitter account. Also from Thomas Sanders Youtube Channel. Other than that, it's just random stuff I've seen floating around. I don't know where the blogs got them from, so that's the best I can do myself.

Anyway, here's what I got:

*on a roadtrip, Mac in the driver's seat, Pete asleep in the passenger seat, Jack in the back*
Jack: *narrating* It was at that moment that they became helplessly lost!
Pete: *waking up* Lost? Are we lost?
Mac: No.
Jack: *narrating* He lied.
Mac: Stop it.

Murdoc, disguised as Jacque: So Penny, if you have 10 cookies, and I ask for 5, how many are you left with?
Penny: Zero.
Murdoc: Come on, Penny, it's basic mat-
Penny: I'd give them all to you because you've been so nice to me smile.gif
Murdoc: *tearing up* T-that's disgusting, get out of here you-

Pete: You lost a lot of blood and passed out, do you remember anything?
Mac: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Pete: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Mac: But I heard a siren?
Pete: That was Jack.
Jack: I was WORRIED!

Mac: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Pete?
Pete: No.
Jack: I do.
Mac: I know, Jack.
Jack: I'm sad.
Mac: I know, Jack.

Mac: Remember that weird lump we found in the trash?
Pete: His name is Jack.
Mac: No. From the trash pile.
Jack: My name is Jack. sad.gif

Responses to getting stabbed with a sword:
Mac: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
Jack: It seems like you sword of have a problem with me.

Penny: I need advice... what do you do if you see someone beautiful?
Murdoc: Smile, flip my gorgeous hair, and put down the mirror.

MacGyver: Did-did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"?
Murdoc: Should I not have?

Penny: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Murdoc: Break their bones, humans have 206 of those.

Nikki, in her mind: I can't let him see how awkward I feel
Mac: Nice weather.
Nikki, aloud: Thanks.


Mac: I heard some idiot tried to fight a squid.
Jack, covered in squid ink: Maybe the squid was being a jerk.


Jack: Remember that time you dared me to jump off the roof on a really important mission?
Mac: I didnít dare you! I said ďJack, donít jump off the roof!Ē and you said ďYou canít tell me what to do!Ē and jumped off the roof.

Penny: MacGyver! MacGyver!
Mac: Shh! Pete is sleeping.
Penny: [whispers] Okay, okay.
Mac: What is it?
Penny: Your coat is on fire.

Jack: So we can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
MacGyver: nO, THAT IS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES, MY FRIEND.
Sam: FLOOR IT?
Pete: JACK, SAM, NO.
Jack: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!
MacGyver: GUYS, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
Sam: WE ARE GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO BAKE COOKIES!
Pete: GUYS, PLEASE.

Sam: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
MacGyver: You are a hazard to society.
Jack: And a coward. Do twenty.

Pete: So, how have you been?
MacGyver: Fine, except for this headache. It comes and goes.
Jack: [enters the room]
MacGyver: Oh look, there it is.

[at disneylandís teacup ride]
MacGyver and Pete: *spinning calmly while talking*
Sam and Jack: *flying past them, spinning as fast as possible, screaming*

Mac: This is a mistake.
Jack: A mistake weíre gonna laugh about someday.
Mac: But not today.
Jack: Oh no, todayís gonna be a mess.

Jack: I hate you. I canít believe youíve done this.
Jack, tearing up: To me, to all of usÖhow could you?
Jack: [starts crying]
Nikki, hugging Jack: Itís okay, weíre here for you.
Pete: Itís a game of monopoly what the-

Pete: Why do I have to be the boss?
MacGyver: I donít know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Jack: Whatís for dinner?
Mac: Canít tell you! Itís a soup-prise.
Pete: Is it soup?
Mac: I soup-pose it could be.
Nikki: Stop saying soup puns!
Mac: No!
[five minutes later]
Nikki: It was TACOS.

Mac, after meeting Sam: Iíve only known him for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Nikki: [does something cute]
Mac: I donít care.
Random Narrator: But he did care.

Mac: What do you want to eat?
Demon, inside of Jack: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.
Jack: One baguette.
Demon: NO.
Jack: Two baguettes.

MacGyver: [hits head and passes out on the ground]
Pete: OH MY GOSH MAC FAINTED!
Nikki: QUICK! CALL 911!
Jack, panicking: WHATíS THEIR NUMBER?!
Pete:
Nikki:
MacGyver, waking up: JACK-

Sam, at Mac: You are my dad, youíre my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

Everyone: [standing around a broken coffee pot]
Pete: So. Who broke it? Iím not mad, I just want to know.
MacGyver: I didÖI broke it.
Pete: No. No you didnít. Jack?
Jack: Donít look at me. Look at Nikki.
Nikki: What? I didnít break it!
Jack: Huh, thatís weird. Howíd you even know it was broken?
Nikki: Because itís sitting right in front of us and itís broken!
Jack: Suspicious.
Nikki: No, itís not!
Sam: If it matters, but probably not, Penny was the last one to use it.
Penny: Liar! I donít even drink that crap.
Sam: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Penny: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows this, Sam!
MacGyver: Okay, letís not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pete.
Pete: No! Who broke it?!
Nikki: PeteÖ Frog's been awfully quiet.
Frog: [shocked expression]
Everyone: [starts arguing]
Pete, to the other Phoenix Employees: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, theyíll be at each otherís throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.

Police Cars: [sounds of sirens nearby]
Penny, who has never done anything wrong in her life: Theyíve found me.

Mac: Hey, can you believe Jack right now?
[cuts to Jack bouncing on a trampoline]
Jack: I AM THE HEIR TO THE TRAMPOLINE THRONE! BOW BEFORE ME, SUBJECTS!!
Sam: Oh my goshÖ
Mac: I know, right?
Sam: Öhe didnít tell me there was A TRAMPOLINE HERE!
[Sam runs over and joins Jack on the trampoline]
Sam: YOUR REIGN IS OVER, YA TYRANT!!
Jack: IíLL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR TREASON!

MacGyver: What I want? Snuggles. What I receive? Struggles.

Pete: When I die, I want Jack to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.


Mac: You have to learn to love yourself.
Jack, sniffling: But donít you hate yourself?
Mac: Yeah but this is about you, stay focused.

Murdoc: Iím not THAT dramatic.
MacGyver: When I asked you why you were wearing a bejeweled coat, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeareís ďAll the Worldís a StageĒ monologue from ďAs You Like ItĒ and then broke down crying.
Murdoc: Öyour point?

Pete: Are you alright? You didnít sleep at all last night.
Mac: I got a solid eight minutes.
Mac: Not consecutively, but itís fine. Youíre not even that blurry.

Murdoc: I should've killed you when I had the chance.
MacGyver: ÖbUTíCHA DIDNíT

Jack: I canít believe weíre at Hogwarts!
Mac: No, thatís Buckingham Palace.

Penny: Are you okay?!
Mac, with tears: YeahÖitís just the onions.
Penny: OhÖokayÖ
Penny, to the onions: whAT diD yOu sAy tO hIM??!

Murdoc: Am I in hell?
MacGyver: No, Murdoc. If you were in hell, youíd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Nikki's dad: Nikkiís at that age where she thinks about only one thing.
MacGyver: Boys?
Nikki: Homicide.

Dr. Zito: Iíll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, Iíll die.


Sam: Hey what time is it?
Jack: I donít know, pass me that trombone and Iíll find out.
Jack: [blasts the trombone]
Random person: Who the HECK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE MORNING??
Jack: Itís 2am.

MacGyver, texting: Have u done the hw?
Jack, texting back: ďHave I done the homework.Ē
Jack: No.
Jack: I havenít.

Dr. Zito: [sneezes]
MacGyver, in the vents: Bless you.
Dr. Zito: God?

MacGyver: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Jack: Okay, but in my defense, Pete bet me 50 cents that I couldnít drink all that shampoo.
Mac: Thatís not what I wanted to-
Mac: You drank SHAMPOO??

MacGyver: I donít actually know everything, despite the fact that you think I do.
Jack: When have I ever said that?
MacGyver: Everyday since youíve met me.
Pete: This morning at breakfast.
Nikki: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Murdoc: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ďhavenít decided yetĒ is typically a good response.

Mac: Iím Jackís emergency contact.
Nurse: So youíre here to pick him up?
Mac: Iím here to be removed as his emergency contact.


Jack: Am I in trouble?
Mac: Take a guess.
Jack: No?
Mac: Take another guess.

Mac: In your opinion, whatís the height of stupidity?
Pete: Hey, Jack, how tall are you?

Jack: A theif!
Mac: Thief?
Jack: Theif.
Mac: I before EÖ
Mac: Except after C.
Jack: Thceif.
Mac: No.


MacGyver: Murdoc has hidden his loot in here, but be really discreet.
[MacGyver throws a chair through the window and jumps in]
Sam: Oh, Dad must have been thinking of discrete D-I-S-C-R-E-T-E, as opposed to discreet D-I-S-C-R-E-E-T, which is of course what we assumed he meant; to be quiet, inconspicuous, discreet. But I guess Dad wanted to be distinct, individual.
Jack: Thatís not what that means. It means like, uhÖseparate or disconnected from one another.
Sam: No, but it does also mean individual, singular.

Pete: How much longer are we gonna let him do that?
Mac: Just give him a minute.
Jack: [still pushing on a door thatís clearly labelled ďPullĒ]

Penny: Is four a lot?
Murdoc: That depends on the context.
Murdoc: Dollars? No.
Murdoc: Murders? Yes.

Pete: Do you have a bag I can borrow?
Mac: The only bags I carry are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Pete: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Sam: Are you Superman?
Mac: No.
Sam: If you were Superman, would you tell me?
Mac: I would tell everyone! I never understood why he cared who knew!

Pete: Iíve only slept for nine hours over the past four days, so Iím on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Pete: [bites into his phone]
Pete: Öthis isnít a bagel.

Jack: Whenever Iím sad, I remember that the Welsh word for microwave is Ďpopty ping.í
Mac: ThatÖhelps.

Murdoc: [gets down on one knee]
Penny: Oh my gosh itís finally happening!
Murdoc: [falls over]
Penny: The poison is kicking in.

Mac: What is that?
Jack: I heard Penny got hurt, so I brought her a watermelon.
Mac: Why?
Jack: Penny loves watermelons.
Penny: [happily hugging the melon]

[skipping stones on a lake]
Penny: What a beautiful evening.
Murdoc, whispering: Take that, you lake.

MacGyver: Do you want some of my leftovers?
Jack: What is that?
MacGyver: Have you never had leftovers?
Jack: No, because Iím not a quitter, Mac!

Murdoc: Iím sorry, can you make the witness stop doing that weird thing with his face?
Mac: Öcrying?

Pete: I forbid you from taking another step down these stairs!
Mac:
Mac:Öokay.
Mac: [jumps out the window]

Murdoc: [smiling]
Helman: Well, whatís up with you?
Murdoc: Canít a man just smile sometimes?
Random H.I.T. employee, bursting in: MacGyver tripped and fell in the parking lot!

Jack: If I run and leap at Mac, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Jack: [runs at MacGyver]
MacGyver: WAIT NO JACK IíM HOLDING COFFEE-
MacGyver: [drops coffee and catches Jack]

MacGyver: Jack, what are you up to!?
Jack, thinking: Play dumb!
Jack: Whoís Jack?
Jack, thinking: Not that dumb!

Pete: Mac, pleaseÖ after everything we went through together, you canít do thisÖ
Mac: Iím sorry, Pete.
Pete: Please donít do this!
Mac: It has to be done.
Pete: NoÖ
Mac, placing a Draw Four card: Uno.

Mac: [working on encrypting a file]
Jack, upside down in a chair: Do you think stars have feelings?

Murdoc: Why wonít you just lie down and die with dignity!?
Jack: I donít do anything with dignity!

Penny: Garlic bread is like my favourite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just all the time without stopping.
Mac: Youíd get fat.
Penny: Why would I get fat?
Mac: Bread makes you fat. Butter makes you fat!
Penny, audibly upset and with her mouth full: Bread makes you fat!?

Murdoc: Oh, you think you're being cute!
MacGyver: Please, I'm adorable.

MacGyver: Anything's a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff!

Nikki: I think I might have a crush on MacGyverÖ
Pete: Congratulations! Youíre officially the last person to know.

Helman: Whatís a queen without her king?
MacGyver: Historically, better.
Helman: Whoís Juliet without her Romeo?
Murdoc: Uh, alive??


Mac: I have a plan!
Pete: And I have the hospital on speedial.

Pete: I donít have a nervous system. I am a nervous system.

Sam: Listen, Dad.
Sam: In this world itís either yeet or be yeeted.
Mac: Iím literally begging you to stop.


Olive Garden Employee: Iím sorry but you guys canít bring a wheelbarrow insi-
Sam and Jack: IF THE BREADSTICKS ARE TRULY UNLIMITED WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO!

MacGyver: HOW DID I END UP WITH THESE IDIOTS? IíM SMART! IíM A GOOD LEADER! HOW??
Jack: Iím smart.
MacGyver: YOU ARE A GENETIC MISTAKE.


Helman: Still mad at MacGyver, huh?
Murdoc, stabbing a picture of MacGyver: no

MacGyver: *walking by with Frog*
Nikki: *narrating* He was very handsome! And all the ladies who looked at him fell in love!
MacGyver: *smirks and nods*
Nikki: *narrating* The guy who was walking him was okay.
MacGyver: Ha!

Nikki: Mac, are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need anything?
MacGyver: I'm okay now. Thanks for asking, Nikki.
Nikki: *blushing*
Jack: *sprawled on the ground a few feet away, with a bloody nose* I'm doing GREAT, never been better, thanks for asking!!

Murdoc: When will the clown sightings start again, those were fun?
Helman: Look in the mirror and they can start today.

Shop owner: What can I get you?
Sam: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Sam's girlfriend: *blushing*
Sam: *puts both straws in his mouth* Hey, watch how fast I can drink this thing!

Mac: Do you have any shaving cream?
Jack: No, I don't like how it tastes.
Mac: You eat shaving cream?!
Jack: No, why would I eat it if I don't like how it tastes?

Jack: What can I say, I'm charming and irresponsible.
Jack: *irresistable

MacGyver: Nothing in life is free.
Penny: Love is free!
Jack: Adventure is free.
Pete: Knowledge is free.
Murdoc: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

*cooking*
MacGyver: Shake it, Sam.
Sam: *shimmies*
Mac: ...I meant the container, Sam...

Jack: Bad News - Pete locked his keys inside his house.
Jack: Good News - We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
Jack: Bad News - Pete finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory ™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.
Jack: Good News - A hot person saw me do it.
Jack: Bad News - It was Penny and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too darn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late, she knows.


Okay, I might have gone overboard, but now those of you who want to know what the modern generation finds funny can see it for yourself laugh.gif



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"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge

 
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I am dying laughing right now. Perhaps literally. Perhaps more literally once Murdoc sees these. roller.gif



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QUOTE (Sanguine @ 21 January 2020 - 02:53 PM)
I am dying laughing right now. Perhaps literally. Perhaps more literally once Murdoc sees these. roller.gif

Guess I did something right, then laugh.gif

Got some more:

Willis: Join the Phoenix Team, see the world!
Willis: On a monitor...
Willis: In a closet...



MacGyver: [falls off a roof, crashing into the bed of a pick-up truck]
Jack, not taking his eyes off the road: Hey, boss.
MacGyver, casually sitting up: Hey.



Jack, returning with baby Jack Jr.: Children are so needy. I mean, you wouldnít understand but being a single parent is exhausting.
Nikki: Dude, itís been an hour.


*when Mac and Pete aren't around*
Jack: *plays trombone*
Sam: *slams Phoenix doors repeatedly*



Pete, barging into the kitchen: WHY ARENíT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
MacGyver: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-

Jack Jr.: *starts crying at 3 a.m.*
MacGyver: *sleepily* It's your turn.
Jack: Ugh, fine.
Jack: *starts crying*

Nikki: Can you turn the lights on?
MacGyver: You're the only light I need in my life.
Nikki: I-
Sam: WE CAN'T SEE.

(I should probably add that I'm not a huge Mac/Nikki shipper, these are just the only two that fit the majority of these romantic quotes laugh.gif )

Pete: Okay, your turn, Mac. Tell us a secret.
MacGyver: Uh, I have a crush on Nikki.
Jack: He said a secret, Mac...

Nikki: Ow I cut my finger
MacGyver: Let me kiss it to make it better!
Nikki: H-How does that help?
MacGyver: Whenever I was hurt, my mom used to kiss it to make it better. It always worked!
Nikki: I see...
*Later*
Nikki: Pete, I need you to punch me in the face.

MacGyver: Jeez how does Murdoc always seem to know where we are??
MacGyver: Jack did you remember to set your twitter to private?
Jack:
MacGyver: Jack, you set it to private right?
Jack:
MacGyver: Jack?

MacGyver, to Murdoc: I am not scared of you! None of us are!
Jack: I kind of am.
MacGyver: Shut up, Jack.

Penny: What should I be for halloween?
Murdoc: My girlfriend
Penny: Yeah that would be pretty scary.

Jack: what would you say if I come home one day with a bunch of puppies?
MacGyver:
MacGyver: what's in the box?
MacGyver:
MacGyver: Jack, what's in the box?
Jack: I think you already know.

MacGyver, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this
Jack: I'm not stupid, bro. I know the ninja turtles arenít real.

Jack: i am free saturday night if you are available on saturday night when i am free please contact me so we can hang out on saturday night when i am free




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"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2

"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia

"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge

 
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Murdoc: Should I not have?


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QUOTE (MacGyver85 @ 23 January 2020 - 11:09 PM)
roller.gif roller.gif roller.gif I love these!!! Good job!

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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog

"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2

"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia

"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge

 
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I found some more. Yes,I know the first one is cruel.

Sam: My mom made me potato wedges!
Sam: Just kidding, I made them myself.
Sam: Would be pretty cool to have a mom, though.

Jack:Mac's losing a lot of blood, what's his blood type?
Pete: B positive.
Jack: I'm trying, but he's losing a lot of blood!

Penny: So you're driving along, and Mac and Jack step in front of you. What do you hit?
Murdoc: Definitely MacGyver.
Penny: The brakes, Murdoc, you hit the brakes....

Murdoc: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy! And my heart has been severely damaged. So Penny, if you're out there...

MacGyver: Jack, what are you doing?
Jack: *standing on a chair* I'll have you know that this is my house and I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much!
MacGyver: ...
Jack:...
MacGyver: Where's the spider?
Jack: Under the table, can you get it for me please?




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"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge

 
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Murdoc: *comes at Pete and Sam*
Sam: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Pete: I'm not, but I still don't wanna!



"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog

"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2

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"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

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Apparently I'm not the only one with this idea. Here's two other MacGyver Incorrect Quotes accounts.

Two warnings: They are both about the reboot. And there's some language.

https://incorrectmacgyvercbsquotes.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/macgyverwrong?lang=en



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"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 31 January 2020 - 09:59 AM)
Murdoc: *comes at Pete and Sam*
Sam: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Pete: I'm not, but I still don't wanna!

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MacGyver: *walks into his house* Hi, people who don't live here.
Literally everyone Mac has been close to over the entire run of the show: "Hi" "Hello" How's it going?"
Mac: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Sam: We were out of doritoes.



"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog

"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2

"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia

"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown

"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge

 
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