I also spent most of it already, but that's what paychecks are for

Have fun Dragondog!

Just in case you needed a word of encouragement today. Hamilton or no Hamilton, I love this guy so much

Thanks Dragondog! Have a wonderful day!

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Dear customers:

1. Please, when you take something off the hooks/shelves to look at it, at any point you decide you don't want it, please stop dropping it wherever. Especially when you are literally RIGHT NEXT to where it goes. Also, throw away your trash, don't leave it for us to find.

2. When you ask me for help, and I say I need to go get someone who can help better than I can, don't WALK OFF while I'm gone. Hunting you down again is not fun.

3. FYI, don't rely on me for design tips. I will literally wear the same mismatched outfit all week long if my boss were to allow it. I'll give you my advice, but I'm no expert.

Signed, retail workers

Exactly!!

Good morning everyone 🌞

So at work there's a prank where if someone leaves the locker open, someone sticks something random inside. Today I overheard this:

Coworker one ( male): *insert name* left her locker open again. What should we do?

Coworker 2 (female): Idk

C1: *pulls keys out of open locker* We could go move her car somewhere far away from the door.

C2: No, I don't think she'd take it as well as *insert male name here* did.

C1: You're probably right. *closes locker*

Also this:

Boss: There's a lot of trick-or--treaters around in my neighborhood. I'm gonna put a bunch of scarecrows out with bowls of candy and signs that say to help yourself.

Us: Nice-

Boss: I will be one of the scarecrows.

Us: *simultaneously choke*

Apparently he has a thing for jump-scaring small kids XD

That is so funny and slightly creepy at the same time

I agree!

Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas as much as the next person, but retail-wise, I'll be glad when that's over. I'm tired of coming home covered in glitter and/or fake snow fluff

It's something everyone should have to experience. The only thing crazier is December 26 and Christmas returns

Well, my hours will change at the start of next year, so I guess I get one last "hurrah" before I can finally get some peace At least as much peace as retail will allow, anyway

You're absolutely right!

You can see how much effort he/she put into this

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Twitter is a breeding ground for pond scum human beings

I just got my laptop back from being serviced overnight

That's good! Is it working better?

Fun fact: I was watching the A-team yesterday and Dana Elcar was a guest star on the episode. He was walking around in a suit looking all concerned and my brain kept expecting MacGyver to walk up and fix him

Wouldn't that be great? Imagine what Mac could do with the stuff the A Team put together to get out of jams.

Better... sort of. I haven't noticed any of the old problems, but since they kinda came and went, it's hard to say.

My wifi has an issue where it disconnects from the wifi, and when I try to hook it back up, I get "Unabe to connect to this network", then it only works if I restart the device. Wifi still works on all other devices...

Also, he upgraded it to Windows 10. And added some stuff. That I never asked for...

@Barry I would love to see that! That much brain power would take down the villains so fast, and Col. Decker would be so lost

@Dragon Oof. I'm sorry to hear that.