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j12752 |
Posted: 22 September 2007 - 05:59 AM
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Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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Posted: 23 September 2007 - 06:23 AM
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Since bread is square, then why is bologna round? Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not in the freezer? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? and my personal favorite: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ...not very original... but hey! I don't have many ponderisms in my life. Except I agree with Tygr about the computer.
"My Jeep went over a cliff, I died... and went to Thanksgiving?"
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Posted: 23 September 2007 - 03:07 PM
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A product can be available in large numbers until you're ready to buy it. (Still don't have Macgyver Season III ) The one program that will do what you need is trialware (You can only use trialware for 30 days, unless you pay for it.) Your computer is always too slow, no matter how new it is. What does XP stand for, anyway? The price of gas rises proportional to how badly you need it.
'Tis unwise to wake the Tygr.
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." - Psalms 23:4
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