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MacGyverGod
Posted: 19 February 2007 - 02:55 AM                                    
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Hi all. No story in this one. Trying to work on one though. My idea on this one is to create my own MacGyverism list of the MacGyverisms that I used in my stories so far. I also have the intend to keep this up-to-date.

MacGyver - Family in Agony
- Clips of old MacGyverisms (episodes 11, 87, 17, 43, 47, 106, 124, 133, 138, 104, 67, 59, 84, 85, 5, 89, 83, 110, 109, 65, 71, 75)
- Used SAK to cut off hose
- Used hose in gas tank to fill bottle
- Used filled gas bottle to fill airplane fuel
- Used SAK to pick lock (didn’t work)
- Used cable wires to escape from roof
- Used clothes as a rope to climb out of pit
- Used pen to fix fuel line
- Used SAK to pick lock
- Put compound on fire with car and burning gas leak

MacGyver - The Hitch Hiker
- No MacGyverisms

MacGyver – Lost Gold in the Ocean
- Used rope to save Willis
- Used crowbar on door (didn’t work)
- Used air tank to blow open door
- Used SAK to pick lock (twice)
- Used pen to loosen ropes
- “Sam/Marioism” used teeth to take off mirror and smash it
- “Sam/Marioism” used piece of glass to cut ropes
- “Sam/Marioism” used bottle of alcohol and rope as fuse to blow open door
- Threw jacket over henchman as diversion
- “Samism” used fire extinguisher to create smokescreen

MacGyver – Christmas Party at the Challengers Club
- Just setting up the stage

MacGyver – A True Prisoner of Conscience
- Clip of old MacGyverism (episode 118)
- Used SAK to pick lock
- Used crowbar to open drawer
- Used gunpowder over cotton balls and fuse to blow open door
- Used cleaning powder to fill vacuum cleaner, reversed vacuum cleaner to create smokescreen
- Tipped chair over and used candle to burn through ropes
- Used SAK to pick lock
- Used gas in small jar
- Used SAK to unscrew lock
- Used ductape to tape jar to lock
- Used lightbulb to smash into lock
- Cooking alcohol, vinegar, pepper, sparkling soda makes teargas
- Used SAK to cut of piece of glove
- Used glove for teargas
- Used elastic band to tie toothpicks together
- Used paper as blowgun
- Covered teargas with table cloth
- Tried to defuse the bomb with SAK (didn’t work)
- Tried to fix antennae on seismograph



I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.

 
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MacGyverGod
Posted: 28 March 2008 - 02:34 AM                                    
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Finally I get to my first update. More to come soon, I hope.

MacGyver – Friendship Broken Apart
- Used SAK to pick lock
- Used laser on SAK for light
- Used SAK to disarm bomb
- Used C-4 with ductape to blow out door
- Used fire extinguisher to spray foam on Murdoc’s windshield
- Threw fire extinguisher on Murdoc’s windshield
- Drove car through hospital entrance to drag attention
- Tipped over chair to make crossbow miss him
- Used SAK to cut ropes
- Used SAK to cut off tops of shotgun shells
- Shoved shells into each other to make extra big shell
- Stabbed SAK into extra big shell to make a hole
- Used rope as a fuse in the hole
- Used ductape to tape extra big shell to door
- Used match to light fuse and to blow open door
- Used SAK to cut through seatbelt and pincers to pick handcuffs



I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.

 
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  Posted: 12 March 2009 - 07:05 AM                                    
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Haven't been here in awhile, I see this forum us still busy! I was really tickled to see current pictures of the houseboat! Wasn't sure where else to post this, so I thought I would post it here.

Anyway, I was the one who compiled the original MacGyverism list in.... oh...... 1994 or 1995 or somewhere around there....... It needed done! When I compiled it, it was in pretty crude form, but I put it on a web site.

Since then, others have put it on their web sites, maybe add one or two MacGyverisms that I missed, fancied it up..... and I'm fine with that, ok with me, I'm not an artist, "fancying things up" is not a skill that I possess. I compiled the list because it was needed. And, FOR THE OFFICIAL RECORD (and this is about as public as one can get), I'm not requiring anyone who places the MacGyverisms on their own website to include my name as the original compiler on their web site, I'd rather stay anonymous.

The only thing I WILL get upset about is..... if someone else publicly makes the claim that they were the original compiler. So far, I haven't seen evidence that anyone has tried to make this claim and I appreciate that. (Actually, I'm surprised, as I made this list over 15 years ago!!!! albeit, crudely.......) So, if anyone ever asks who originally compiled it, the answer is "just a dedicated MacGyver fan who went by the screen name of DXS....." (and I do use DXS on other forums, totally unrelated to MacGyver)

Anyway, now to get to the point of this post..... The original MacGyverism list that I (crudely) compiled is on the server of a dial up account that I have kept..... partly in case I needed the dial-up, one never knows, wireless might not work.... and partly just because of being a MacGyver fan.

Well, I have decided I don't need the dial-up account any more, and I will cancel it in May when my current contract with the ISP runs out. Plus, others that are carrying the MacGyverism list on their web sites have it looking way cooler than I could do it. So, the original (albeit, crude...) MacGyverism list will go "bye bye."

I think I may have posted two years ago that I was going to take it down two years ago, but I never did. This time, it's for sure, I'm canceling my dial up account.

Just remember, I'm not requiring anyone to include my name on their web site. The only thing I care about is that someone else doesn't claim they were the first compiler of the list. But it's ok to claim that you took the (crude list I made) and just "prettied it up."

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Posted: 15 March 2009 - 06:29 AM                                    
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You could've put this in the main forums of MacGyver Online or in the Board Room.

Here's fine as well, as far as I'm concerned. I just hope it was nothing meant personally towards me. I made this topic just for the MacGyverisms I try to come up with for my own stories. OK, so some of them are taken from the show. Coming up with those isms is not easy you know.



I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.

 
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Posted: 15 March 2009 - 09:47 AM                                    
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The main forum seems to me to be where it belongs -- I don't know if any of the people she wants to see it will ever see it in here.

For that matter, I'm a bit puzzled by the post. Is there something about her list of MacGyverisms that makes it unique? Haven't other people also compiled lists -- and if so, why does she assume that it's her list being copied? Just wondering.



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Posted: 15 March 2009 - 11:16 AM                                    
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I actually didn't notice where this post was made, otherwise I would have moved it so it was out in the open a bit more.

But to answer the questions...

For the most part the lists you see around on various web sites are copies (or extensions) of the list created by DXS. It was originally used on the first MacGyver web page and then as more sites got created, the list was used on them as well.

As far as I can recall the only list I've ever seen which wasn't based on the DXS list is on Wikipedia.

The thing which makes it unique is that it was the first ever list of MacGyverisms on the internet, so it's a piece of MacGyver history.




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