Thanks to the useful Anagram Maker I have new information about
"MacGyver's house boat for sale":
"Oh, agar covers my elfs! Sue boat."
or
"Oho, sea tub craves gym. False or?"
or
"Come, abuse to shy frogs' larvae!"
I couldn't resist
"Marquis Michael Des Barres on Twitter":
"Murdoc rats his best writer, a maniQ eel"
or
"Hi! Murdoc erases brain IQ-test law term"
or
"Murdoc tries a rawer, less IQ Batmen hit"
The possibilities are endless...
"Definitely Murdoc's handiwork. I could fix it if I only had some duct tape." -Murdoc (impersonating MacGyver), "Strictly Business"