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Experiencing stress? Try this, Hi y'all! I'm Doombah Chickendoodle! |
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..
Here is your dose of humour...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box repost the bulletin.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = sn ickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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LOL! I can picture your butt, shaped like a waffle. LOL!!!! 
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| QUOTE (MacNymph @ 17 June 2007 - 05:01 PM) | | QUOTE (Nutsy @ 17 June 2007 - 10:38 PM) | | QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 16 June 2007 - 08:50 PM) | | Dorfus Dippin Dunkin? Triple D? |
Hey! Just found out we must be relatives or something: I'm Dorfus Dippin Lips! Finally found my ancestry!
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| QUOTE (Lothithil @ 19 June 2007 - 08:36 PM) |  Tootsie Chickenface!
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Related to Dustin Hoffman?
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Hello, my name is Snickle Pottydunkin 
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| QUOTE (MacGirl @ 20 June 2007 - 04:48 PM) |
Oh, dear...
Sloopy Pottychunks!
 I'm not saying ANYTHING else... |
omg and I thought mine was bad lolol 
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seperated at birth we were
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i think i got off lightly... to think i could have been landed with Greasy Pottydunkin 
