True
(my favorite is The Pet Shop , The Dead Parrot Sketch)
Mr. Praline:( Speaking of the dead bird): 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(Couldnt resist adding my favorite line...

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Oh! Almost forgot!
The next person is wearing blue...
**Growing OLD is mandatory. Growing UP is optional.**