LOL....um I was probably asleep. Or at my son's school's bookfair. Or comatose from a week of kids saying "how much is this? do I have enough money?" and they have 5 cents and the book is $5.
Anyway...nice list! I chuckled more than once!
Here's a copy of the list I did back during the 20th anniversay posts. I don't think it's as good as yours...but here it is nonetheless:
(Almost) Everything I Need to Know I Learned from MacGyver...There's always someone who needs your help. Sometimes it's your enemy.
You can always rise above your circumstances.
It's OK to be smart. Study hard...someday your life might depend on it.
The only thing cigarettes, alcohol and guns are good for are MacGyverisms.
Sarcasm and a dry sense of humor don't get you very far, but...hey, if it gets a smile...
When all else fails, blow something up.
Your past shapes who you are...so be who you are.
You don't need super powers to be a good guy.
Always be prepared...carry duct tape and a pocket knife.
Be someone's best friend. They'll always be there when you need them.
Be nice to people, even if it backfires.
Say "no" once in a while. But say "yes" more.
Travel light...you never know what you'll find along the way.
It's OK to say "ouch" when you get hurt.
Sometimes you just can't get rid of the bad guy, no matter how many times he dies.
Eat healthy.
Be a pack rat...you never know when you'll need that.
Each morning brings a whole ‘nother set of fresh possibilities.
Life can't be all work and people wanting to kill you. Have fun sometimes.
It's OK to make mistakes if you learn to live with them.
Sometimes you have to climb that mountain...even if you hate heights.
Be generous...share your life with some folks along the way.
Enjoy nature...and take care of it.
Everything you need is around you...if you know where to look.
Not answering the phone doesn't work if you, well, answer the phone.
Sometimes your friends try your patience, and that's OK.
Be 100% devoted to what you believe in.
One person really can make a difference.
If you don't know what you're going to do next, no one else will, either.
Help someone realize they're potential...you'll probably get a hug.
Remember old times...it'll get you through tough times.
Learn from the wisdom of other people. They usually know what they're talking about.
You can do almost anything with a paperclip, ballpoint pen, a gum wrapper, a shoe lace, duct tape and a pocket knife.
"It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one can't do." Garfield the Cat
"Another day, a whole 'nother set of fresh possibilities. I'm a sucker for mornings." MacGyver
I can't remember. What episode(s) are there big bearded bad guys? 
