I've been trying to figure it out too, but so far... nada...

No. I WIN!

If you like the cavemen from the Geico commercial:

http://www.cavemanscrib.com/

It's kinda funny... A lot of ads though.

...and I WIN! (at least for the next 5 seconds or so...)

Too bad.

Arrrgh...

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

Aww, Ratty, if you're giving out any hints I want them too! Pleeeease . . . *bats eyes*

'Beth

Someday we’ll all look back on this...

... and plow into a parked car!

Where would we be without MOL???

Someday we'll look back on this moment, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Hey Beth! Stop posting at the very same tme as I do!!!
It's annoying!!

What are you complaining about? You got in first! Of course, first loses and last wins in this case . . .

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I've seen this on a sig line, and I've always gotten a kick out of it:

Practice safe eating... use a condiment

SNERK

I used to spend a long time, after each duel, scrubbing the blood off of the finely etched designs in my sword blade. It's amazing how much easier my life has been since I found a handy saber-laving device.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.

Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.

“Good!” the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. “OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “Ummm… I don’t know,” she admits.

“Well, you can go home and think about it,” he says, “and come back later and tell me what you’ve figured out.” He figures that’s the last he’ll see of her.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

“Not only did I get the job,” the blonde says, “but I’ve already been assigned to a murder case!”

*roars with laughter*

Heh heh heh!

Hey. Hey. Easy with the blonde jokes.

Sheepy, a pitbull kinda sheep. So that would mean you're armed with fangs and fleece.....................


The smartest blonde in the world, a priest, a lawyer and a college student are all flying on a plane. Suddenly the pilot rushes back to the passengers and announces that the plane is going to crash.

"I need to be able to file a report with the National Transportation Safety Board. There will be investigations, lawsuits and counter suits. I need to be able to provide everyone with information so I'm taking a parachute and I'm jumping from the plane. There are 3 parachutes left, one of you will have to decide who goes down with the plane." With that, the pilot straps on a parachute and leaps from the plane.

The lawyer stands up and announces "I must take a parachute and jump. There are lawsuits to file, ambulances to chase, cases to win. I'm much too important to go down with the plane." With that, the lawyer straps on a parachute and jumps from the plane.

The smartest blonde in the world stands up and announces "I must jump from the plane. I'm the smartest blonde in the world. If i die, people will forever believe that blondes are just a bunch of dumb bimbos that care only about hair, clothes, makeup and shoes. It is my duty to survive and change the way the world thinks about blondes." With that, the blonde straps on a parachute and jumps from the plane.

The priest turns to the student. "take the last parachute my son. I have lived a long and full life, serving my Father. I am ready to make my peace and join Him in His Kingdom."

The student stands and hands a pack to the priest. "There are enough parachutes for both of us. We can both jump. The smartest blonde in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack full of books."

You know why blonde jokes are so simple? So brunettes can understand them......

Snap!

I thought it was so the blonde's would know why they being laughed at

Sorry I haven't been posting much lately. I've been trying to get help with my computer. It's got problems.

I can’t sleep!!
*looks around*
hehehe!


What? Me? Bounce on the bed? Surely not!! *is shocked and stunned by the accusation!*

* Wanders off in search of a good bed time story… *

Once a upon a time...

There was a little sleepy Rat that didn't get the last post.

The End.

That was not a good bedtime story. Supposed to have a happy ending!!

Tell me another?

try counting sheep

I have no sheep!!
*Grumbles* where is Sheepy when you need her?

Why don’t you sing me a lullaby Rock?

my singing is no lullaby.

Oh well,…I will try counting something like sheep.
I’ll count sh…sh…shoes!!
One , two, three! ....
Three?! There must be a three-legged (or one-legged) monster in my house!! (or a shoe eating monster!)

I’ll never get to sleep now!!

Waving flags and flashing stars. Cool.