I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

I'm here now, Ratty!!!
But I reckon you don't need me anymore now, do you

That's ok Sheepy, the rest of us are here.

Of course I do!
One always needs ones Sheepy!

It was on a free avatar website somewhere (I lost my rat one and while looking for it online came across the saltire).

Hey! Where's my credit? I annoyed the crap out of everyone first with my moving avvie!




I'm glad one still needs me. YAY!!!

Your avatar is very entertaining, Sheepy.

*Blink*

Didn't annoy me. Creeped me out. Still does.

doesn't annoy me at all i love it!!

*sits watching sheepys avatar mimicing the funny face*

lil Sluggie

We have a strange and wonderful relationship...

You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Sheepy's wonderful, too

I'm taking a note of that one.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

i'd settle for just getting paid....

Despite the rising cost of living... have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If you're wonderful.... and Sheepy is wonderful....

That leaves the rest of us in the strange category??

Everybody is somebody's wierd-o.

(((Nymphy)))

Then you're my wonderful wierdo

(((LOTHY)))

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna goof around?"

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. they run into a barn, and into some gunny sacks.
the police man comes into the barn and looks around. he hits one sack with his shoe.
"meow!" says the brunette. "aww, just some dumb cat." says the police officer, and moves on to the next.
"woof!" says the redhead as the officer's shoe connects with the bag. "aww, just a dumb dog." and he kicks the next sack.
"potatoes!"

the same three are running from the police. they scurry up three trees.
the police man shakes one tree.
"tweet! tweet!" says the brunette. its just a bird, the police man figures, so he shakes the next tree.
"whoo whoo" coos the redhead. its obviously only an owl. so he tries the next tree.
"moo!"

and thats how MacGyver_92 got caught by the cops.

The best part about computers is that they make very fast, accurate mistakes.

*waves* Hi all.

Howdy, Tut!

"Not tonite dear, I have a modem! "

Ahh...

Howsabout 'dis?

Why do they report power outages on the television?

For the same reason we drive on parkways and park on driveways.........

Ahh, but...

Why is a park called a park when you can't park there?

So why is it, that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

probably the same reason we call them expressways when the only thing expressive about them is the vocabulary they inspire.

I have a question that's really been eating me...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Monopoly was originally supposed to teach kids about capitalism -- maybe Barbie is supposed to teach them about politics.