And don't forget to add a donut!!

It was me, not MacBeth, who won the coffee. Too many Macs around here!

Yes, Mac won the coffee -- it sounded as if trtl wasn't sure about the answer, though, so I weighed in.

And who needs opium anyway when we have caffeine?

Way to go, Sheepy! Just breath deeply and the dizzy feeling will pass . . . win your wings and we'll all buy you coffee!

'Beth

Not sure... no.

But I learn something new everyday...

Keep that up, and you'll never grow old.

I finally got my new SAK today!!!

It's an Evolution 14, which is a new, ergonomic, model. It's the closest I could come to a perfect SAK (missing the Phillips screwdriver, but has both the scissors and corkscrew).

This knife really proved to me that you simply cannot buy a knife based on a picture. I didn't like the ergonomic feature, preferring the look of a 'classic' SAK, but the sales clerk convinced me to pick it up and that was it.

Mac

oh, and I win!

Who's going to be silly enough to try to take away your WIN when you're bragging about getting a new knife?




Oh, I guess I am!

Yeah me too. Have fun playing with your new cool to..er toy.

I just read about that guy who set fire to the Burning Man exhibit!

I can't believe the selfishness and senselessness of this act! What a totally un-postable word! My dander is up and not likely to come down soon!

*huffs*

*Wins*

*Deserves the win for building shed*

The radio is playing "Eye of the tiger" (-no joke! Coincedence??)


Next time you go out to a bar, consider your options well:

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively
well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still
feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you
have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is
only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the
fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some
definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds
you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to
drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed
watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3
iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else
you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and
has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but
that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For
the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair
hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five
poos you take during the day! brings water to the eyes of everyone who
enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the
corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the
remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to
generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the
foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this
morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge
of alcohol-scented fluid. Death sounds pretty good about right now....

I'm not bragging, I'm sharing. Hmph.

Mac

I have my interview tomorrow!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wooohooo!!!!!!!!

go sheepy!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! you'll blow them away!!!!

Oh, that's so adorable!!

Thanx for the HUG Sluggie!!! So cute!
It's just an intake interview but the butterflies in my tummy are driving me mad! YIKES...

You'll do fine It's the first step toward your pilot job!

One day a shepherd was rounding up his flock, and he happened to find one of his sheep up a tree. The ewe was sitting on a limb and vigorously flapping her front legs.

"What do you think you're doing?" demanded the surprised shepherd.

"I'm trying to fly south for the winter," she answered, still flapping.

"You don't have any wings, so you can't fly, and you have a warm and wooly coat, so you won't be cold when the winter winds and snow come. So why do you want to go down south? "

"Because nobody up here can make a decent Cuba Libre."

buh-dum-tcha!

*sneaks in and WINS while everyone is paralized with laughter at her flying sheep joke*

(Sheepy, I got my fingers crossed for you! I know you can do it!)

You rule, Loth! Thanx!

Sheepy: Knock their socks off, and then come back and brag to us about it!

Tygr: Welcome back!!

While we're all anxiously awaiting Sheepy's interview, I'll sneak away with the last post!

Nah... I'm here to scoop up the win...

(...for a little while anyway.)

heheh me too, making a sneak run with it!

*Wins*

You can't deny me my rights.

Yes, I can...

No I think this time its me.

Sheepy, thanks for the star hangover warning.............are you trying to tell us you have experience with this?

And then there are the four sages of tequila

1 tequila shot = indispensible
2 tequila shots = invulnerable
3 tequila shots = invincible
4 tequila shots =i nvisible

No you can't.

Hi Tygr. Love the pretty kitty but i'm still not givin' you the win.

Yes, you did give me the win! Thank you!