Mwah... wouldn;t say I look fabulous, LOL.

I have to change garments 4 times during the play. There's no corset in the dress, it's just made for a very slender woman. Which I am not

Agreeing on the price of a new corset can be said to be a binding contract!

Can a piece of antique clothing be uncomfortable? Of corset can.

You got me! I had to read that twice!


Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Bananas are a great source of Banana peels.

Rocky!

You should never take rocks for granite.

*groan*

*echoes groans*



Acupuncture: A jab well done!

Now, now, be gneiss.

Voters against spending government money on the prevention of erosion won the election by a landslide!

Yeah, but the campaign that winter was a snow job.

The installment of moving staircases is escalating.

You guys are killin' me! How do think of a comeback SO quickly?



An architect designing a stairwell had to retrace his steps.

Retrace his steps... ... and still giggling about gneiss-ities...

Whew! Ye guys are killin' me!


When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

A woman was walking down the street when she was
confronted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman
who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and
asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some
chocolate with it instead of dinner?'

'No. I had to stop chocolate years ago,' the homeless woman
replied.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' the
woman asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' the
woman asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had
my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' said the woman, 'I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with
my hubby and myself tonight.'

The homeless woman was astounded. 'Won't your hubby be
furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The woman replied, 'That's okay. It's important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she's given up shopping,
hair appointments, and chocolate.'

I was almost that woman this week..............my husband has it right though. He sneaked me sushi and chocolate while I was in the hospital. He also brought me a mocha, minus the mocha part...............

I'll have to get one of those later.

I can just see the headline: Utah Man Arrested for Mocha-Running. (Better that than running amok.)

Sushi... and chocolate?
LOL! just kidding, Grrrrrrrl! Get well sooner!


When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Loth, the sushi and chocolate were in separate containers. I don't think even I could handle sushi with chocolate dipping sauce. Icky!

But each was very good as a stand alone item.

And I am working on getting better. I'm just wondering who's karmic toes I stepped on in the past several weeks. Just seems like I'm getting my butt kicked by the universe lately.

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have missed the boat but this group isn't one of them. A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a
Well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that
These are
1st graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses..................................................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the.........................................................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before...........................................Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of..............................termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but...........................................................how?

6. Don't bite the hand that..............................................looks dirty.

7. No news is............................................................... ..impossible

8. A miss is as good as a.................................................Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new...................................math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..................................stink in the morning.

11. Love all,trust............................................................me.

12. The pen is mightier than the........................................pigs.

13. An idle mind is...........................................................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's........................................pollution.

15. Happy the bride who..................................................gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is.......................................................not much

17. Two's company three's..............................................the Musketeers

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...................................you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and........You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as...........................................Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not....................................spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed........................................get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you.........................................see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind.......................................get out of the way.

And theWINNER and last one!

25. Better late than..........................................................pregnant.

ROTFLMBO!

This weeks Character Discussion is Jimmy Kendall.

Oh and the Episode discussion for this week is Countdown.

Hmm, trying to say something, Rocky?

And Sheepy, those are hilarious!!

Hey, Tygr, you're back! We've missed you!

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

Sorry, I've been busy with Robotics.