The Clover and the Plover can be told apart with ease
By paying close attention to the habits of the bees.
For entomologists aver, a bee can be in clover
While etymologists concur: there is no "b" in "Plover".

brought to you by non-sequiturs-R-us
Providing irrational irrelevance since, well, that has nothing to do with it.

Irrational irrevelance.............that's us!

Irreverent irrelevance as well: our specialty!

Sounds like a slogan for a T shirt.

It goes well with our line of snarky sarcasm.

Opening a shop:

snarky sarcasm and irrational irrevelance sold here

Clearly the snarky sarcasm is the mainstay of our Utah office . . . we can appreciate a specialist.

You lived in Utah. You know what its like. What else would you expect?

Heck, yes. Gack.

And, as I said, we appreciate a specialist!

Well, I've had 14 years to practice. Guess its a good thing I travel a lot..........

Indeed! Truly inspired snarky sarcasm requires a well-traveled perspective.

And I'll be sure to pack it when we all meet up in Vancouver.

The snakry sarcasm, or the well-traveled perspective?

I shall be certain to pack both the irrational irrelevance and the irreverent irrelevance -- and possibly some irresolute, erroneous, irreligious irony. Irregardless.

Both, actually. It seems they will be going hand in hand.

Looking forward to the books on irrational irrelevance and the irreverent irrelevance. The irresolute, erroneous, irreligious irony sounds promising as well.

Books? What books? We specialise in the commodity itself!

Well then, that's even better.

You just got a great price on the boots that are meant for you (or maybe a not so great price ) Unfortunately, there's a slight pinch in the heel. Don't worry: just soak a cotton ball with rubbing alcohol and apply it to the areas inside that cause irritaion. Then put on the boots while they're still damp. (Be sure to wear socks) The slightly moist environment makes leather more malleable, so the boots will conform to the shape of your foot. And since alcohol is gentle on leather, it won't mar the boots.

Well I wish I'd know that....um... a year ago!

Great going, MacGyver!

Sanks Chick.. I was trying to go for a MacGyvery feel.

O_O ... heh, didn't mean it like that. Yet still I giggle

So you say...........

Nymphy! I'm shocked!

(I'm not shocked)

Yeah, sure you are............

Oops! You forgot to charge your phone last night, and now it's on its last bar. If you still have hours before you can get to a charger, put the phone somewhere cool, such as inside a desk drawer or near a window (if its not warm there) Cell phones run on lithium-ion batteries, which are very sensitive to heat and degrade quickly when exposed to high temperatures (like, say, in your pocket) Providing a cooler environment may allow your battery to hold onto power long enough to get you through the day (or just plain longer on any given day!)

how did you know?!? Are you spying on me?


Oh, thank you for the tip.

Nope

Yikes! Nymphy in stealth mode!

*offers Ratty the latest in Nymph-detection gear*

You throw a lot of popcorn around randomly, and if it hits her, she must be there.

yeah right *crunch crunch crunch*