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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 01:09 AM

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I'm the one who's replying for 300th time.

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Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 01:57 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 9 June 2007 - 09:38 AM)

I'm the one who's replying for 300th time.

And I have 103 posts (including this one) to go until I move up a level. You ain't gonna win this thread!

The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well-known is her subsequent tale....

She traveled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course we already know she has supernatural powers, so it's no surprise that she was quite skilled in fortune-telling, and her reputation grew rapidly.

She continued to tell fortunes, and found that in particular, she always received a very strong premonition whenever someone was about to have an onset of bad breath. Her predictions of this turned out to be accurate 100% of the time. In order to publicize her success at this, she had a large sign placed above her door, which read: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.

(if you don't get that one, having it explained probably won't make it funny)

Mac
who loves a BAD PUN

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 09:11 AM

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What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

*giggle*

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 01:11 PM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 9 June 2007 - 05:40 PM)

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

*giggle*

How many MacGyvers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Just one, but you'll have to be patient since he'll have to scrounge the parts to MacGyver one first.

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 01:16 PM

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Ninety-nine posts to go!
Ninety-nine posts to go!
Make a bad joke!
Laugh at a bad joke!
Ninety-eight posts to go!

Mac
PS no, I haven't be drinking

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 01:19 PM

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QUOTE (Mac @ 10 June 2007 - 01:45 PM)

PS no, I haven't be drinking

You sure about that?

That's some pretty bad limericking

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 01:37 PM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 9 June 2007 - 09:48 PM)

You sure about that?

That's some pretty bad limericking

It wasn't a limerick. It should be sung to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall.' Being tone deaf, I'm sure it doesn't match the tune.

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 02:09 PM

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QUOTE (Mac @ 10 June 2007 - 02:06 PM)

It wasn't a limerick.

Oddly enough......

QUOTE (Mac @ 10 June 2007 - 01:45 PM)

Ninety-nine posts to go!
Ninety-nine posts to go!
Make a bad joke!
Laugh at a bad joke!
Ninety-eight posts to go!

it looks like a limerick.

Albeit a bad one. Yep, I'm going with that whole, thou doth protest too much thing. You've been drinking!

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Posted: 10 June 2007 - 08:48 PM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 9 June 2007 - 10:40 PM)

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

*giggle*

What do you call cheese that is yours?

Toe cheese.

Mac

Posted: 11 June 2007 - 04:47 AM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 9 June 2007 - 10:38 PM)

Albeit a bad one. Yep, I'm going with that whole, thou doth protest too much thing. You've been drinking!

*sighs* and it was one of the rare nights I didn't have any beer!

So, I was visiting the maternal parental unit (MPU) last night and starting poking around her shop looking for useful bits and bobs to set up my own shop in my new house. I scored a pegboard and asked if I could leave with a roll of stiff telephone wiring.

MPU: Finally! Someone found a use for that stuff! *pause* What are you going to do with it?
Me: Make hooks for the peg board so I can hang my tools on it. *glances around and notices various electric components.* Can I have this stuff, too?
MPU: Dare I ask why?
Me: I can put it all together to make lighting for my dungeon.
MPU (who is actually very clever and creative herself): And I argued with your father about him letting you watch MacGyver during your formative years....

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 11 June 2007 - 05:31 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 10 June 2007 - 09:17 PM)

What do you call cheese that is yours?

Toe cheese.

Ohhhh.. NASTY!!

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Posted: 11 June 2007 - 10:24 PM

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Hmph, I won't let Nymphy win!!!

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 02:14 AM

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You might not have a choice!

MOOOO HA HA HA HA

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 04:39 AM

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Win with HUMILITY... lose with GRACE!

another MacGyvery mantra:
Whoever acquires knowledge and does not practice it resembles him who ploughs his land and leaves it unsown.

Everyone, sometimes, needs a camel.

Old troubleshooters never die...
They just wait til the last moment and then rescue themselves!

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 04:42 AM

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QUOTE (Lothithil @ 11 June 2007 - 01:08 PM)

Win with HUMILITY... lose with GRACE!

I don't want to be remembered for my humility or grace, but for my d*** stubbornness.

I leave for California a week from tomorrow and have every intention of hitting 400 by then!!!!!!

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 05:13 AM

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QUOTE (Mac @ 12 June 2007 - 05:11 AM)

I don't want to be remembered for my humility or grace, but for my d*** stubbornness.

Objective achieved!

Back to the "bad" jokes...

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

We got a million of the MGod

Yatta datta da ya, yatta datta da ya, yatta datta daaaa yaaaaa oooo ooo o

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 05:24 AM

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LOL...you guys are nuts.

Hey, I'm off for a week starting tomorrow...but dont think I won't be back to post...

Dun da DA.......

lol

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 05:29 AM

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Some goals are so worthy, it is glorious even to fail!

Humility... nobody tries harder than I!

Everyone, sometimes, needs a camel.

Old troubleshooters never die...
They just wait til the last moment and then rescue themselves!

MacNymph

Posted: 12 June 2007 - 06:17 AM

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If at first you don�t succeed, keep on sucking �til you do succeed.

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 08:52 AM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 11 June 2007 - 01:42 PM)

Objective achieved!

Mac

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 08:57 AM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 11 June 2007 - 02:46 PM)

If at first you don�t succeed, keep on sucking �til you do succeed.

And you think my jokes are horrendous???

Now, this is quite funny. Unfortunately, the joke is marred by excessive language, but the payoff is worth sitting through:

http://www.funlol.com/pictures/MacGyver-on-lost.html

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 09:59 AM

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QUOTE (Mac @ 11 June 2007 - 04:26 PM)

Now, this is quite funny. Unfortunately, the joke is marred by excessive language, but the payoff is worth sitting through:

http://www.funlol.com/pictures/MacGyver-on-lost.html

Mac

LOL! OMG that is funny!

Everyone, sometimes, needs a camel.

Old troubleshooters never die...
They just wait til the last moment and then rescue themselves!

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 10:39 AM

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QUOTE (Lothithil @ 11 June 2007 - 06:28 PM)

LOL! OMG that is funny!

It reminds me of this quote from 'Six Days, Seven Nights' (which made me think of MacGyver):

Robin: Whoa. What happened?
Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.
Robin: Well, aren't you gonna fix it? I mean can't we, can't we reattach it somehow?
Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on.
Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?
Quinn: What guys?
Robin: Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall.

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 10:55 PM

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 11:14 PM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 12 June 2007 - 07:24 AM)

Ancient orators tended to Babylon.

Mac

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 11:17 PM

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QUOTE (Mac @ 12 June 2007 - 12:43 PM)

QUOTE (MacNymph @ 12 June 2007 - 07:24 AM)

Ancient orators tended to Babylon.

Mac

babble on = Babylon

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Posted: 12 June 2007 - 11:48 PM

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QUOTE (Macs Lab Rat @ 12 June 2007 - 07:46 AM)

babble on = Babylon

Oh, bloody English pronunciation! Point to Nymphy for preying on the French.

Thank you for the explanation.

Mac

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My fandoms are getting to be confusing."

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Posted: 13 June 2007 - 02:07 AM

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*takes bow* user posted image

Aw man... gotta get a belt.

And turn around and face you.

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Posted: 13 June 2007 - 02:28 AM

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QUOTE (MacNymph @ 12 June 2007 - 10:36 AM)

Aw man... gotta get a belt.

And turn around and face you.

Mac

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Posted: 13 June 2007 - 05:59 AM

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sadly bubbles is no longer with us.... he too has gone to the big pond in the sky... he was my favorite little buddy...

i found him last night... stuck the the filter... he was fine all day, swimming round, eating, happy as anything... few hours later... dead!

ah well... he had a happy little life... but i'm begining to wonder about the quality of the fish sold by that pet shop....

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