tripy dude!!!!

how do you make the color button work???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I'm not sure.
but hopefully the 1st line is purple, if i've worked it out.

Got it!

Highlight the sentence.

Click on the colour tab at the top.

Click on the colour you require.

And hey presto! .

We have a Rainbow.

Well almost!!

Congratulations!!

Don't forget you can choose font size and bold it as well.

Got sent this today and just had to post it after all our lawyer jokes.


BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY

Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy . The lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small Fires.'

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the Man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. And WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the Claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a Policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were Insurable and Also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining What is considered to be unacceptable fire' and was obligated to pay the Claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the Cigars lost in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested On 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

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STILL CAN'T GET TO WORK

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY by Sharjan on 18 October:

I can't believe it! I think the judge and the insurance company were in some kind of collaboration on teaching the lawyer a lesson.

Hey Sharjan!
Loved the Best Lawyer Story!! Thats REAL Justice!

I firmly believe that eventualy we all get back what we give out. For good and bad.

Great story

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still can't get the color to work Im closing all the tabs but its not woking

maybe try putting the words between the tags?

O.K

THANKS

CONGRATULATIONS


Yes! He's got it!! Well Done lucky charley!

Sorry if I didn't explain it very well. Mine just seemed to work really easily.

Just another Lawyer joke... This one dedicated to my cousin Kacey, I dearly love her, TRUE Blonde that she is..

A lawyer and a Blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that blondes are so dumb that he could get one over on her easy...

So the lawyer asks if the Blonde if she would like to play a fun game.
The Blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun.

The Lawyer says: “I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only five dollars; then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you five hundred dollars.”
This catches the Blonde’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The Blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it's the Blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer,
“What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?”

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Blonde and hands her five hundred dollars.

The Blonde puts the five hundred into her purse and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is by now going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Blonde up and asks,
“Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”

The Blonde reaches in her purse, hands the lawyer five dollars and goes back to sleep.

(Don't mess with the Blondes!!)

Wishing all here at MOL (got it right that time! ) a wonderful day!!

Very clever. I love it.

very funny

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female :

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected

Oh how true!!!!!

OMG Loth!

That's not necessarily true

That'll be why MacGyver never hooked up with anyone.

They kept using all his tape!!

One of lifes mysteries finally answered.

Where did all the duct tape go?

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall;
At three o'clock he had his great fall.
The King set the time machine back to two --
Now Humpty's unscrambled and good as new.

Darn... I was hoping for omelets for breakfast!

If you make a Möbius strip out of duct tape, do both sides become sticky?

guess that depends on what you are doing with it after you make it....

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

5. 'They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.'

4. 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.'

3. 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.'

2. 'Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, '...in Jesus' name, Amen.'

Worth trying out.