Trouble shooter still shooting trouble in Utah...for the next 9 days. He will then be passed to Loth for whatever timeframe she deems necessary. (Although we do expect occasional stories and a photo or two would be nice).

I wanted to ask what the costs are for shipping said troubleshooter over to Germany once you all are done with him?

(Loth, maybe it is less expensive to put him onto a whale hunting ship or something... just a suggestion )

Haven't checked international shipping rates lately. But its not unheard of for packages of said trouble shooter to be re-routed. Hmmm, buess I ought to put him to work fixing the roof while I still have him...

I won't mind if he gets re-routed to Australia for a while.
I will definately look after him before sending him on.

I don't think there is much left from the trouble shooter after travelling almost half the globe!

No fear, Dinoman -- he's been well looked after at each stop. I'm sure he's bearing up just fine!

OK! time for another really bad joke.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .

Wait for it. .

It's coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says :

"You just happened to catch my eye."


I did warn you!!!!!

*groans*

On Tuesday evening, I was supposed to go over to a friend's house; but I was very late. I ended up hovering over my computer, watching an electoral map of the US -- every time I refreshed it, I'd spend a few more minutes studying the changes. Every refresh made me later.


As I told my partner, it was the refresh that pauses.



Fortunately, she's still willing to marry me.

That's terrible! The spoonerism, not the fact that she's still fond of you...

And I thought mine was pretty bad!!!!!

Have some cake.

*accept cake gladly* Mmm, chocolate! Have some yourself!

want some tea to go with your cake?

*give tea to MacBeth and sharjan*

Happily!

Yum!
Thank you.
Tea and chocolate cake! Beautiful!

Can I join the tea party?

** Drags in a large, fresh killed deer** "The hunting was good, I would be glad to share..." :Hugs everyone:

Yes please do. The more the merrier.

Can we cook the deer though?

*hugs Kyrian back* Good to see you around again!

*put deer on to roast*

Where's Grrl with the salsa and the drinks?

Yay! Partypartyparty!!

So happy to see everyone that I dont mind that you cooked the deer!

**Runs home to make Amaretto Brownies and grabs a box of Earl Grey tea and some honey to bring...**

[Realy luv all you crazy folk, your messages and silliness make my day! :Hugs: for everyone!]

Oh! Almost forgot! Can you put my name on the list for getting that Troubleshooter when you are all done with him?

I can offer him peace and quiet here on my hunting territory, I will care for him and cook him some good food and let him rest well before I "make any requests"

And... after a season or two, I promise to send him along...

Don't worry -- I left some of it nice and raw for you. It's good to keep in mind the wide variety of possible tastes and preferences, after all.

But given that the troubleshooter in question doesn't generally prefer to eat meat, what were you planning on feeding him?

*grabs an amaretto brownie*

Well! Those Amaretto brownies sound good.

Well I have company now and then, and I keep a variety of foods that non-carnivores would enjoy...

Dont worry..I'll take REALY good care of that Troubleshooter...
(I'm way too old to have kids.. but it will be fun to try.. )

Ahem... Looks like I better go make some more brownies...

Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow....


Can't eat chicken,
bird flu



Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella




Can't eat pork,
fears of trichinosis...


Can't eat fish,
heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides




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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, sharjan, you can't eat chocolate either ..... melamine!!

Can't drink the water cos fish poo in it.

Hmmm

That leaves beer.

Hmmmm.... the bare bear drank the beer.

Rockatteer Posted on 17 November 2008 - 03:10 PM
Hmmmm.... the bare bear drank the beer.

Perhaps I put a bit too much Amaretto in those brownies for you, Rocky??

Hey, if no-one else is willing to risk it, I'll just have to live dangerously!