I'm tuff...
I'm so tuff I iron my own shirts... while I'm wearing them.
I'm so tuff my mother didn't tuck me in to bed when I was a kid.. she stapled me in.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... But the light bulb has to want to change.
How many tuff guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Non. Cos tuff guys aren't afraid of the dark.
I'm tuff..
I'm so tuff I don't eat hundreds and thousands.. I eat trillions and billions.
I'm so tuff I eat quiche in front of truckies
I'm so tuff I'm gonna win this thread.. cos tuff guys always post last.