-Is shocked to have a fake one in her hands does a little MacGyver move and takes the real WIN from dinoman hand-

Snags WIN while zooming past on a hoverboard.

jaw drops, but places it back in as she jumps into another speed boat and races off, she takes a fishing pole long string and tosses it in the speeding boat snagging the WIn, bo ya! turning the speed boat she races off.

Best sign seen recently in a store:

"Unattended children will be given espresso and an unhousebroken puppy"

lol - still running with the shiney WIN-

comes face to face with my unhousebroken, barking and snapping puppy, drops the WIN and runs away. Here I have the WIN again.

Ever have one of these days?

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Your that person the stories about aren't you. You know, the one who stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone... and then it dawned on you.

lol

Rundle Mall, Adelaide, Australia.

Somebody had fun with the Pig statues.


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Rundle Mall, Adelaide, Australia.

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That's terrific!

Another good sign (in a restaurant):

If we see you smoking
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate measures

Supposed Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea -prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and te ll me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just
one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light the n.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back
to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'

Wonder how many people Rocky has said that about.

Just tell them that the computer has been invaded by Spartans, and has to be replaced.

I can't respond to any more emails today; something has crashed on my computer!


and the mouse is missing. . .

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Awwww! Being a cat person myself, I have to say that is just too adorable!

That's why they invented the touch pad!

Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

That's funny. I needed a good laugh today.

Should cults be subjected to condomnation by mainstream religion, perhaps?

*facepalm* Hee hee hee!

"Being a pirate is a bloody dangerous job," said Captain Hook offhandedly.

SNERK

I always thought that the most difficult job in the world would be a Bank Guard in Alaska.

Think about it. There's a bunch of people in the place--and they're ALL wearing ski-masks!

Think again, the one standing in front of a Alaska bank holding a gun is probably wearing a ski mask too, therefore you can't tell he is a guard or a robber.