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MacNymph

Posted: 17 June 2009 - 02:19 PM

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Then the cops show up... and they're all wearing ski masks too!

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Posted: 17 June 2009 - 02:23 PM

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and then along comes Mort the Moose!

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Posted: 17 June 2009 - 02:50 PM

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Yeah.

But Mort isn't wearing a ski mask. Duh.

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Posted: 17 June 2009 - 03:18 PM

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True. But when a moose walks into a bank, you got a whole new set of problems to worry about eh.

*We now return you to our scheduled program, "Masked and dangerous"*

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Posted: 17 June 2009 - 04:10 PM

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Posted: 17 June 2009 - 04:17 PM

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MacBeth

Posted: 17 June 2009 - 04:18 PM

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. . . which served her right. She shouldn't have been wandering around the Moose Bank in a mask.

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Posted: 17 June 2009 - 04:35 PM

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Everyone, sometimes, needs a camel.

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Posted: 18 June 2009 - 03:16 AM

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The pitch... and the swing!

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Posted: 18 June 2009 - 06:55 PM

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Hey, it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

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Posted: 26 June 2009 - 06:34 PM

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Wonderful!

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Posted: 9 July 2009 - 04:17 PM

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WOOOHOOO!!!

I'm the last one to post!

I WIN!!

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Posted: 9 July 2009 - 05:20 PM

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LOL

I don't think so Rocky.

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Posted: 9 July 2009 - 08:49 PM

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*looks around*

And then?

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Posted: 10 July 2009 - 01:05 AM

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*takes WIN and puts it on her head and sings 'Bananas Is My Business' *

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Posted: 10 July 2009 - 09:58 AM

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Sneeks up behind Loth while she's singing and snatches win off her head.

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Posted: 11 July 2009 - 02:49 AM

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QUOTE (Mac @ 1 June 2007 - 04:16 AM)

I could entertain you with a lesson on ancient Egyptian religion, but, instead, I'll tell you my favourite joke:

Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo. Logically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"Is that all?", Holmes asked.
"Yes." Watson replied. "Why, am I missing something?".
Holmes was quiet for a moment, then spoke: "Watson, you fool! Someone has stolen the tent!"

Mac

I really like this joke. I go camping with my family quite a bit so I can relate. I told it to my Bro and Sis and they loved it!

Sorry to steal your win Rock. (for a moment anyways)

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MacNymph

Posted: 15 July 2009 - 04:31 AM

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I always thought babies liked milk *shrugs*

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Posted: 15 July 2009 - 11:34 AM

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that's an awesome commercial!

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Posted: 17 July 2009 - 09:26 AM

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Awesome...and kinda creepy

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Posted: 18 July 2009 - 03:16 PM

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Just heard this joke on TV

"She's so dumb she put make-up on her head... just to make up her mind."

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Posted: 20 July 2009 - 01:42 PM

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Must have been a blond!

*steals WIN while Rocky is laughing and hides it under hat*

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Posted: 20 July 2009 - 01:46 PM

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Steals the hat.

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Posted: 20 July 2009 - 01:52 PM

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*chases Rocky around trying to get hat back*

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Posted: 24 July 2009 - 10:19 AM

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*Keeps the win and give the hat back*

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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Posted: 24 July 2009 - 08:35 PM

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Before I snatch the WIN from Rocky, may I know what prize does the winner get?

**On second thought: snatch it anyway **

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Posted: 24 July 2009 - 11:55 PM

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You'll never know! 'Cause I win!

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MacBeth

Posted: 18 August 2009 - 07:26 PM

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Okay, Lothi, you've had it for long enough. My turn.

On the one hand, I have a point to make, and on the other hand . . . I have four fingers and a thumb.

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Posted: 18 October 2009 - 10:00 AM

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Grabs the win while Beth is looking at her fingers and thumbs.

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Posted: 20 October 2009 - 09:02 AM

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*Sees Rock pass by while holding the REAL win*

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