The WIN can stay with me while you're gone more than happy to WIN-sit for you.

*duct tapes a D onto the WIN and watches it blow away*

Duct Tape Man! The newest superhero, courtesy of Lothi...

*flies a tie-dyed kite in the WINd*

All we are is dust in the WINd! *strums gitar*

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the WINd . . .

I'm deeply fathoming whether its possible to sing at the bottom of your lungs...or love someone from the top of your heart.

Anybody ever done one of those before?

Singing is best when done from the bottom of your lungs, but not at them.

And I love my partner from the bottom of my heart all the way up to the top, and everything in between, and it overflows a lot.

*singing from bottom of lungs*

The hills are aliiiiiiiive with the sound of mmmuuuuusssiiiiiiiic--AAACK! *COUGH! COUGH!*

Hmmm...maybe I'll stick with the top of my lungs. They say hot air rises, anyway.

Um, DF, you have to breathe from the bottom of your lungs as well.

In your case, this might be difficult. Much of that area is currently occupied. Try again in about six months.

You mean I can't breathe for six months?! What are you trying to do, kill me?

No, no -- I was merely acknowledging that you might not be able to take the same level of deep breaths that you'd manage without a baby in residence, taking up an ever-increasing amount of space underneath your ribcage.

On the other hand, it's a condition that's temporary by definition. Good thing you aren't an elephant.

Guess that means no more belting out Verdi and Puccini in the shower for a while Oh darn.

I'm glad I'm not an elephant either, although I'm starting to feel like one more and more each day.

At least you won't have to feel that way for 24 months.

And I'm sure you can continue with the opera ditties until your breath gives out or the shower tiles crack, whichever comes first.

Ok, if I crack my shower tiles, i get the WIN! Ha ha haaa! Oh wait...we're renting this place...maybe that's not such a great idea.

I know! I can just patch them back up with zebra-print duct tape

Zebra print duct tape? Cool! I want some of that!

I found it during my adventures in a Micheal's craft store. There was also Tie-dye print, Camo print and any color you could possibly imagine...just in case you're interested

Why? Is your zebra coming apart?
(I hate when that happens!)

Well, the poor thing was staggering a bit after last weekend, but it's doing much better now.

uh....

Hmmm. That's funny, words are failing me.

Maybe I have a RESET button somewhere? Or maybe I should try ctrl-alt-delete...

No -- not Ctrl+Alt+Delete . . . noooo!!!

Not ctrl-alt-delete? Well then, guess i'll have to find that reset button.

Words failing you...oh no the pregnancy stupids are starting. I lost so many words when pregnant, and sadly with the sleep deprivation due to screaming infant at 1am, they never came back until the kids finally started sleeping soundly through the night at age 3.

So, since you are missing words like the WIN , he can hang with me until the pregnancy stupids pass....

Oh, the stupidity started up a long time ago. It's just getting worse day by day. Hubby get's a good laugh every time I run into a wall so he's been doing a lot of laughing lately.

As for the loss of words, I just happened to tip my head over too far one day and they simply fell out of my ear and scattered all over the floor. Makes normal communication next to impossible

*drop by to say hello to the WIN before heading out to Gatecon*

Take good care of it, now! Don't let it get sunburned, or stay out too late, or hang with the wrong crowd.

Will do MacBeth...we'll use plenty of sunblock and he'll be a nice golden tan when you return from Gatecon. Have fun!

I just discovered that yelling "Uno!" in a game of Nertz is highly entertaining.... just thought I'd share that.

LOL

I'm wondering what Mac could do with a vuvuzela, other than annoy people.

A whatzela....?

A blowgun blunderbuss?