I agree Yope. With all we're putting ourselves through to save him, he better not have just... escaped. We need to make this daring rescue.

Sam:
Me: Everybody ready?

Me: *salutes* Lead the way! Hey Sammy boy, do you know where he's being held?

(ROFL! Jediferret, "Sam's" expressions are priceless! XD)

Sam: He's that way! *points* We're gonna have to do a sneak attack. Anybody got gum?

Me: No, but I got duct tape!

Sam:


...as you can tell, I'm having a little too much fun with this.

Luck should have it, I always have gum. The wrappers come in handy.

Never fear, we still have him!
You'll never catch us, NEVER!!! *yet another evil laugh*

Hmm...that old tree trunk over there seems to be staring at me.
! A crocodile!
*Running in zig zag* (Isn't that what you're supposed to do? )

AUGH! oops..wrong smiley... there we go...TAKE TWO!
Augh! *runs in zigzags behind MDB*

HAHA!!

For a moment there I thought that you must really love crocodiles!

Sam: It's okay guys. They're friendly crocodiles. They're with me. They're trained to attack Murdoc only. Besides, I just fed them.

Me: The kid's on the ball.

Sam:

Made any progress in finding us yet? *sniggers*
You'll never find MacGyver, not alive anyway. I'm still making excuses to keep Murdoc from killing him. He's getting rather impatient.

Hi, keep you croc on a leash! He scared me!

Oh no, I hope we're not too late.

Don't worry. I'm sure Mac is just fine... maybe a little bloated from the junk food, but nothing a little health food can't cure. Right Mac?

*hears voice in distance*

Mac: Get me outta here! They're threatening to make me eat Twinkies!
Sam: Hey! Save those for me!
Me: Okay kids... who's ready to bust the man out!?

Sam: Okay, here's what we got:


How can we use all this to get Mac out?

The best idea I've got is to let the trained ferrets smuggle the equipment to Mac and let him come up with something ingenious.

Then we can all escape in the jeep.

Hey! Not a bad idea. I'm sure Murdoc and Aussie took all his stuff anyway.

Go my little ninja ferrets! There shall be treats!

Eep! Jedi! Your little ninja ferrets is so adowable! Squee! X3 You've trained them well.

Murdoc: *steps into view* you make one move and he gets the twinkies!
Me: *laughs both at MacGyver's facial expression and at his helplessness.*

Me: *cries* Aussie, how could you! You fiend! xD

Me: why do you think he's still here to rescue? I'm the one that's kept Murdoc from killing him!

Me: Le gasp! You're right! I apologize xD. *to Murdoc* Put the twinkies on the ground nice and easy, Murdoc! ....or throw them to Sam.

Sam:

Murdoc: or what? You'll stab me to death with a swiss army knife? You'll duct tape me to the ground? Your attempts are hopeless.
Me: *goes back to guard Mac so he won't escape*

No Aussie! Don't let Murdoc give him the Twinkies!
(They must be really bad for you; they're not even for sale in my country )

*Playing for time while waiting for Jediferret's crocodiles*

Surely you don't want Mac to lose his good health?

Little ninja ferret, Rufus, gets to MacGyver and gives him a SAK to get himself free.

Sam sicks the crocodiles on Murdoc: Get 'em, boys!

During the commotion, MacGyver cuts himself free and gives Aussie the slip. Using duct tape, trash bags and broom handles, he makes a hang-glider and uses it to glide off the roof.

Mac: Man I hate heights....

teeheehee

Actually, someone bought out the Twinkie franchise and they are being made again soon. I actually like Twinkies... well, used to anyway. XD

(When Hostess sold out I was like, 'noooo!' XD. I like twinkies too...and ho hos...and ding dongs...*cries* I'm such a junkie xD)

Mwahaha! Don't mess with the Mac Pack!

Me: Darn tootin'

Mac glides to safety.

Mac: Heya guys! Thanks for the rescue.
Sam: Well... Murdoc fell into a pool of water with my crocodiles and all he did was yell... MacGyverrrrrrr!
Mac: Yeah, he does that.


Lol! You might like this then, Yope. It's a snippet from one of my scrapped fanfics. I'm actually still writing it, but it's being rewritten because it was going into a direction I didn't want it to go. lol

MacGyver gave me a sympathetic smile. "You hungry?"

I smile backed at him. "Starved."

"Good. I got tofu casserole in the oven for ya."

"Oh man... Mac!"

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding!" He threw his hands up in defense.

I laughed and shook my head. "Health freak."

"Junk food addict." Came his quick retort as we left the building.

Edit: Oops, forget to fix my spelling. XD

This post has been edited by Jediferret on 13 May 2013 - 04:03 AM

HAHAHAA!

Pete: Good work everyone! Everyone to Mac's houseboat for Chinese!
Mac: I was gonna make whole wheat and banana pancakes.
Sam: Nobody wants your health food.
Mac:
Me: Hey... what happened to Jack and Penny?

(LOL! I liked that snippet, Jedi! )

Me: *glares at Sam then pats MacGyver* I'll eat your whole wheat and banana pancakes.

Plane's engine roars ever closer and Jack's plane comes into view, weaving around overhead. We see Penny pointing and reaching at buttons and switches. We also see Penny's mouth working overtime.

Hehe, I'm winning, guys!
Sam:
Mac: Winning what?

Are you sure you wanna know Mac?

Mac:
Sam:
Me:

When I win, I share the wealth.

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MacGyver finds a note in his pocket and reads it.
“Roses are red, violets are blue, it might take a while but I'll get you.”