If you were to think evilness, two words:
Fire Ants!!!!

Oh no! XD I can't stand those buggers! They get big and ugh, when they get in your sandals or bed. They're terrible in the Philippines! It seems like those are the majority of the ant population.

Oh, Sam! I dug that rc spider out of the box. Here you are! *hands over spider*

Sam: Thanks!
Me: Why do I get the feeling Sam is gonna prank someone? O_o

The area we live in has a huge ant problem. Every year, we get tons of ants EVERYWHERE. lol They just started coming out because I saw a couple in my cat's food dish. She wasn't happy about that. lol

Hey! Looks like I'm winning! :3

Me(sings): Alll byyy myself... don't wanna be... alll byyy myself... *sniffles*

No way! *darts ahead* I'm winning! Now you're not *sings* loooonelyy, you're not miss loooonely!
Teehee

How're them thar traps comin'?

LOL! Yay!

So, you two... how ARE the traps coming?

Sam: Dad electrocuted himself.
Mac: Did not.
Sam: I had to take him to the emergency room.
Mac: It was a little shock...
Sam: He was unconscious.
Mac: Okay, a tad more then a little shock. You try jury rigging a UV light system.
Sam: ...with snakes...
Mac: Yeah... rubber snakes...

Me: I'd say pretty well in the traps department. I get to be the First Aid person.

Don't worry, I believe you'll need more than a first aid kit when I get around to finding you. Expect it when you least expect it. *evil laugh*

Mac: *gasp*
Jack: You're hero is here!
Penny: Oh please...
Sam: Who are these people?
Mac: Murdoc repellent...
*in the distance* Murdoc: I heard that MacGyver!
Me: Wow, the gangs all here. What next folks? What other things can we do to keep Mac safe?
Mac: Why does everyone want to hurt me?

Well MacGyver, that could have something to do with the fact that you've messed up too many plans. And how many times have you killed poor Murdoc now? Lets see... That'd make it a grand total of 8 times?

Could be. Depends how you count.

True that...

Mac: Poor Murdoc my butt... He attacked me first. I was just protecting myself.
Me: Yeah! Don't worry Mac... we'll protect you! Well... that is.. erm... how do you use this thing again?
Mac: I am so doomed...

Murdoc: We know that MacGyver.

ACK! Murdoc! Get him ninja ferrets!

Sam: Here we go again...

Me: *helps Murdoc fight off the ninja ferrets*

Me: Hey you cant start a battle without me, you guys! *brings in heavy artillery* (aka Golden Retriever who's trained in self-protection)

LOL! It's just starting! Hurray for backup! :3

Wait, where in the heck did Mac go anyway?

Mwahahaha!
You'll never get him back now, not alive anyway!


Oh, and I win!

No you don't.

Who's stopping me huh?

We will!
At least we'll be trying.

Me: *lightbulb appears above head* Oh I got an idea! *gives dog's leash to MDB and scurries away*

I wonder what Yope is up too!

Don't worry Mac, we'll save you!

Er...Nice doggy. I'm your friend.

Dog: *pant, pant*

*The sound of a helicopter and jet engines, and Yope appears over the boathouse flying a unique chopper* Mwahahaa! I've taken the liberty of bringing in Airwolf.

Uh oh...

Hehehe! Uh oh is right! You better look out now, Murdoc!

Go get 'em Yope!

*cheers*

Wohoo!

You'll never take us alive!

*Murdoc and I then take Mac and run away with an evil laugh, disappearing as far as the rest of you are concerned.*