And my name's Murdoc. I'll be your COOK.

And me! Your parking attendant- Jack Dalton!

Oops, sorry, I can't park your motorbike there. That's the winner's parking space and my plane is sitting there.

Oh great! So you're all prepared! Naturally, I'll be the guest of honor.

Just desserts? Winning is like that!

They got blueberry pie & raspberry trifle!

Hey! They have a winner's cake... just for me!

Thanks guys! You shouldn't have.

*licks frosting off of fingers* Me WIN!!

denizen signals the waitor. Waitor acknowledges with a quick nod before retiring through the kitchen door.

Moments later the lights dim, the drums roll and out marches the waitor with the prize cake of the evening. Sparklers flickering & the audience gasp at the amazing site. Triple layer chocolate covered with bright red & white flowers embedded around it.

The waitor makes his way to denizen's table and gently rests the cake. As the sparkles die out, the waitor firmly grasps the knife & slices the first piece, placing it on a dessert plate and serving it to denizen.

denizen picks up his fork and tastes his victory!

Alright that's it. Forget about winning - I just want a slice of that cake! *drools*

Mac's jeep antenna got married with portable radio antenna. The weddings were allright, but the reception was excellent.

Ah! Jokes now! Well, that kind of reminds me about the time I went to a Chinese restaurant. I placed my order and the next minute this duck came up to me with a red rose and said ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.

So naturally I said to the waiter, "I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''.

What big jeep said for a small jeep? ...Nothing, because jeeps can't talk.

Uh huh & my grandpa always said,"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes".

Thats truly a good advice

Sidewalk passes over the bar, but drunk guy doesn't.

That's funny.

People are sooo predictable. For example, I bet you're reading this right now.

Why inexperienced chef puts sun cream into the beefsteaks?...because he afraids that the steaks will burn on grill.

Why short man carries ladders into store?...Because the prices are so high.

I'm sitting here reading through these jokes and snickering.

One man was coming from McDonalds and he drove in forest road. Suddenly a man in yellow suit jumped to front of his car. The man said "I am the yellow idiot of this forest and I'm hungry. Give me some food". Man in car gave him a hamburger and continued his trip.
Minutes later the man in orange suit jumped to front of the car and said "I am the orange idiot of this forest and I'm thirsty, give me some drink". Man gave him a Pepsi and continued driving. He was getting pissed off and sweared that will never again stop on this road.
Then next man in blue suit jumped to front of the car. Driver was angry and yelled "Yes!, I know, you're the blue idiot of this forest and what the hell you want too!"
Man in blue suit answered "Driver licence and registration, please"

Man lost his new glasses but it didn't seem to have problem for him and he went to the music instrumental store. He looked around somewhile and the seller asked what you'd like to buy? Man said, "I would like to take that white accordion and that red trumpet. Seller said, "Well I can sell that fire extinguisher for you, but I didn't have muscle to pull that radiator from the wall.

A termite walks into a tavern and says,
"Is the bar tender here?"

There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count & those who can't.

Loved this one!

Two babies are in the park and one says to the other, I'm a little baby girl, what are you? And the other baby replies, I'm a little boy baby. So the little girl baby asks, How do you know? So the little boy baby pulls back his blanket and says, look....................blue socks.

These are smart pills, when you eat these, you'll get smarter.
Dumb guy said, "can I have one?".
When he ate it nothing anyway didn't happend. He took one more just in case and one more etc...when he noticed.
"Wait a minute, these are clearly a rabbit poop!".
Pill introducer said, "Very good, you see, you starting to get smarter"

Chuck Norris and MacGyver was locked into round room. Chuck was just only able to sit in corner and watch when Mac was only able to make way out.

Whenever someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

One guy got a job from museum. He was guide and introduced dinosaurs skeleton for audience. "This Tyrannosaurus Rex's skeleton is 80 millions and 12 years old".
Peoples wondered are those age measurements so clear.
Guide said, "Well I don't know. When I got my job from here 12 years ago, I was told that It's 80 million years old".

Court has found this man as innocent for the store robbery, judge says.
Innocent says, "Really? Can I then keep the catch?"