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Duckt tape

Posted: 5 May 2014 - 07:07 AM

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Nope

Daisy8577

Posted: 5 May 2014 - 07:58 AM

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I may have missed the party for a while, but it looks like I am winning again!!!! 😅

Matt

Posted: 7 May 2014 - 09:22 AM

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Win win win

Walk in love, walk in service, and you will walk in honor.

Duckt tape

Posted: 8 May 2014 - 05:28 AM

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Winning

Jediferret

Posted: 8 May 2014 - 08:42 AM

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*sneaks in, steals the WIN and hides it under the couch*

Heeheehee

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YopeGyver

Posted: 8 May 2014 - 12:02 PM

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*bribes Jedi's ninja ferrets to steal win from under the couch*

Mwahahahaaa!!!

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or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
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denizen

Posted: 8 May 2014 - 05:14 PM

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...and safely deliver them to denizen's doorstep.

Why, thank you, fellas!

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MacAbigail

Posted: 9 May 2014 - 12:24 PM

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*picks lock on denizen's door with SAK, sneaks in and..* I HAVE THE WIN! I stole it

denizen

Posted: 9 May 2014 - 08:15 PM

Director of Intelligence

denizen calls the cops...

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

Duckt tape

Posted: 9 May 2014 - 11:22 PM

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But Duckt tape is faster and sneaks out with the win

denizen

Posted: 11 May 2014 - 01:06 AM

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Not before slipping on a banana peel I left for you outside!

As Duckt tape takes a giant leap for mankind and slips the win from her fingers, denizen conveniently catches it!

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

Duckt tape

Posted: 11 May 2014 - 02:16 AM

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Ouch!

Luckily Duckt tape had taped the real win to her with duct tape so she managed to stick with it through the fall and all denizen got was a real looking copy of the win

denizen

Posted: 12 May 2014 - 06:42 PM

Director of Intelligence

denizen sits down and watches Duckt tape running away waving goodbye.

Slowly reaching for his jacket pocket, takes out the transmitter, switches it on and locates Duckt tape's tracking whereabouts...

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

Duckt tape

Posted: 15 May 2014 - 08:52 AM

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No signal

denizen

Posted: 15 May 2014 - 06:51 PM

Director of Intelligence

Satellite tracking?

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

denizen

Posted: 26 May 2014 - 06:11 PM

Director of Intelligence

well, I have officially won. So if you guys wanna buy me something nice, go right ahead!

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

Daisy8577

Posted: 27 May 2014 - 01:37 AM

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Nope sorry I am winning again!!!

denizen

Posted: 27 May 2014 - 05:09 PM

Director of Intelligence

Meh! Who's counting? You win, I win. Let's just leave it at ME!

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

Duckt tape

Posted: 27 May 2014 - 07:26 PM

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No way

denizen

Posted: 28 May 2014 - 12:09 AM

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Yes way!

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MiracleMac

Posted: 14 June 2014 - 07:38 PM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Why one guy needs, two hands to eat soup?
He holds that second hand under the fork, so the soup wouldn't drip on to his pants

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 14 June 2014 - 07:50 PM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Why some guy drove around his neighbourhood block?
Because the turn signal was stuck

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

denizen

Posted: 17 June 2014 - 07:00 PM

Director of Intelligence

Keep going!

"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 05:47 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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One man was in the movie theater and went to buy a ticket from ticket office. Cashier was like: Why you buy a third time a new ticket for the same show.
Man said: Well because the guy at the door teared my ticket every time, when I tried to get in.

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 06:08 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Finnish naval ship was patrolling on ocean, when suddenly they saw light front of them.
Captain told to take contact to the ship, which was front of them.

Captain: You are in our course, you have to bypass us.
No, you have to bypass us, said the answer

Captain amazed and pissed off and said:
Heres talking the captain. Move from our course.

We are not going to move, said the answer again.

Now captain really really pissed off and yelled:
Move immediately! This is naval ship!
Move by yourself. This is a light house.

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 06:25 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Season: season 3
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Mac and Jack talked to each other.
Nobody doesn't want to buy my car which mileage is 200 000 km, Jack whined.
Mac wondered and said: Why don't you roll the gauge backwards a little bit?

Week later, Mac and Jack met again.

Mac: Well, did you sold your car?
Jack: Are you fool? Why would I sell a car which only got 2000 km in gauge.

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 06:42 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Tom gave a puzzle for John as a gift, so he would have some fun to do. John was very happy about the gift.
Then... in november, in one night, Tom woke up for phone call, and John called for him and said:

- Hi Tom! I finally finished the puzzle, which you gave to me.

- I see. Why don't you could wait for next morning to tell about that?

- I knew you don't want to hear about that a rightaway, because I completed this so fast. It took only just 3 months, although this box says 4-6 years.

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 06:56 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Why some peoples drink red vine more, than any other alcohol drinks?
They think, you can't see it in the blood, because usually when you use breathalyzer, you kind of see is there alcohol in blood.

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 07:12 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Jack, John and James argued that, what is fastest.

Jack said: Flash is fastest

John said: Rocket is of course the fastest

James said: Diarrhea got to be the fastest. Because although I went to toilet like a flash and pulled my pants down as a rocket the sh*t was already in my pants.

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

MiracleMac

Posted: 18 June 2014 - 07:32 AM

RIP friend. We'll miss you.

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Jack, john and James were racing that, who would be the first to get a work/job.
Challenge was to jump over the ravine to get a work.

Jack jumped first, but failed and fell down.

Then John jumped, but failed too.

James was the last and jumped, he almost made it, he reached to the peace of rock and hanged there, but finally fell. Who got a work? - grave digger

"Colorado river kayak race, you and me shooting the rapids"

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