I win!

Did I scare you all away with my goat story ? Don’t worry kids, we escaped unscathed from the hilltop.

I have a Snickers bar for you, if you want?
You didn't scare me, I do the same thing all the time with innocent by-passers, passer-bies, you know, people who walk by

No thanks. I'm ok now. Thank you for the offer though.

What? You try to eat their backpacks and slobber all over their hats? Sheepy! !

mmmmm..... m&m's

As a sort of trick or treat!

Give me chocolate or I'll eat your hat

no more m&m's..... i'm a piggy....

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

Because he's always spotted.

I'm making chocolate chip cookies ... subsitute red, white and blue m&m's for the chips.

You?
A pig?

You couldn't even look like one even if you tried! I've seen your pics! There's no way you are piggy-like! -unlike me that is -


Btw, I want to wish all you Americano's a great Independence Day! It's one of my so-far-unfulfilled-wishes to celebrate it one day (while being in the states of course!)

hahaha you know what?? i made chocolate chunk brownie cookies few days ago^^ ooooooooo and the week before that i made double choclate chip ones... and then before that i made smartie cookies

funny thing is i put them in the cookie jar and they disapear!!!! what i want to know is: who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?????

no you're not sheepy^^ ((((SHEEPY))))

you've seen my pics???? where??? when?????? are you spying on me????

You know, Loth, I really like your animal jokes - especially since they are very unique and can't be translated as all.


Here is one you'll need a little imagination to understand why I think it is funny (when told in German, anyway)

I read it about our chancellor but you can put in every person you want to.

He was with his wife in Africa at a wildlife resort and she asked, "What are these animals with the long necks and brown spots?" - "These are dangeroos," he replied.

"And these grey animals with the horns at their noses?" - "These are dangeroos, too."

"And these animals that have white and black stripes?" - "These are also dangeroos."

Then she asked curious, "How can they all be dangeroos? They certainly look very different?"

There he pointed at a sign where it said, "ALL ANIMALS ARE DANGEROUS!"

(The last line has to be delivered in English, of course, and the word dangeroos has to be pronounced like "kangaroos")

I definitely second that!!!

This is especially for Toni who still calls me Ducks! See what happens if you mistreat them!!

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.



The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"


The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Awwwww you guys!

I recall hearing that joke in a newspaper. A newspaper! Must have been a slow news day. Just like the major reports about Mike Nesmith and his lemon.

I just got a bunch of funny sticks in the mail today.

What am I supposed to do with these things I wonder?

yay!!! sticks!!!! did they get there all in one piece????

i know the word this time!!! when should i say it????

did ya get my pm????

i'm all excited now!!!!


((((NYMPHY))))



..... maybe i should lay off the chocolate cookies......

OH OH OH OH OH I FORGOT TO SAY......

thank you nymphy

Friends with boyfriends suck when you're the only single

Bazing!

Yep

And yes I did. You goofy as hell.

(((SLUGGIE)))

yeah... sorry bout that.... i was a little high in SUGAR!!! and CHOCOLATE!!! and DOUBLE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE COOKIES!!!!! not to mention coke they all send me hyper!!!!

thank you nymphy!!!! you're the best!!!!!!

((((NYMPHY)))))

Make sure to let us see what you are doing with all these fresh pencils, will ya?

((((ASTRA)))) 'cause i will^^ can't wait to use them!!!! as soon as i get them i'll draw and post^^ you'll be the first ones to see it^^

...........not sure what to draw though...... any one got any animals?????

Are you only drawing animals? How about a nice picture of MacGyver?

I have the world's laziest cat, if that helps.

A three-legged cat and a dog that's blind on one side.

A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to one another in the woods.

The bear pushes and poos. Then the rabbit pushes and poos. Push. Poo. Push. Poo.

This goes on until both finish. At that moment the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Say, Rabbit, do you find that the poo sticks to your fur."

The rabbit says, "No."

So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.

A hawk is flying over the mountains.
He soars high and low, over the foothills and valleys.
Suddenly, the hawk spies a lark.
He swoops, pounces on the lark and throws her in the bushes.
Bushes rustle, feathers fly and a few minutes later, the lark comes out of the bushes.
"I'm a lark, and I've been sparked, and I think I like it."

The next day the hawk is flying over the mountains.
He soars high and low, over the foothills and valleys.
Suddenly, the hawk spies a dove.
He swoops, pounces on the dove and throws her in the bushes.
Bushes rustle, feathers fly and a few minutes later, the dove comes out of the bushes.
"I'm a dove, and I've been loved, and I think I like it."

The next day the hawk is flying over the mountains.
He soars high and low, over the foothills and valleys.
Suddenly, the hawk spies a duck.
He swoops, pounces on the duck and throws her in the bushes.
Bushes rustle, feathers fly and a few minutes later, the duck comes out of the bushes.
"I'm a drake, and there's been a mistake.............."

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will send you one miracle."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says, "nothing's wrong." and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

sure thing i'll try anything^^ can't promise it'll look good though

hehehe how lazy is lazy??? and you want me to draw him/her????

awwwwww.....

my last doggy (he died 7-8 years ago) went deaf in old age... and in his last few month he couldn't see so well either but we loved him all the same^^

my parents use to have a dog that was deaf in one ear and couldn't hear out the other.