it's kinda sad when a doggy goes deaf... you could call brandy anything and he'd come wagging his tail^^ we also had to tell him when the window cleaners/post man/ doorbell came so he could bark poor doggy....

hehehe i finally got my biussness cards all sorted^^ thought you'd like to see!!! yay they have a frint and a back^^ the doggy is the front and the kitty is in the back. Let me know what you think^^

i was thinking about £15 for an A5 pencil drawing and £20 for a A5 painting. A4 pencil £25 and painting £40. do'you think that pricing is ok????



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Cool cards! I like them!
I haven’t a clue about the price I’m afraid. I’ve never bought a portrait before. You scoped out the competition? What kind of prices do others who do similar work charge?

they are doing it for a lot more but are well asstablished so i figured that as i was new i could do it for less untill i get on my feet i though also telling poeple that i do any animal, not just pets^^ saw like a tiger or polar bear or anything a person wants^^

glad you it ratty^^

Hey! Those are kewl. Might get a refund from the printer tho... they blurred your phone number.

Woooooow! Like it a lot!!!
Especially the cat! It looks great!! (((Sluggie)))


Luna is having the hiccups. So sweet!

Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory.
The first guy says, "I can remember my mother putting on my diaper."
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember being born."
The third guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother."

I want to go to Australia soooooooo bad!!!!
Will anyone join me?

I'm good company I was told.
I'll even give massages!!!

Anyone? Anyone?

I have to go over there for work later in the year, I could smuggle you in my luggage. It’s a big country though. I'm going to be stuck in Perth. Where abouts did you want to go?

Uh. No thanks. I don't like massages. Especially neck massages. Just letting someone put their hands around my neck make me feel funny and I just don't relax.

Uh. No thanks. I don't like massages. Especially neck massages. Just letting someone put their hands around my neck make me feel funny and I just don't relax.

Well I want to travel around actually, see Uluru, Kakadu National Park, Sydney (esp Bondi Beach!!!), Melbourne and Geelong. Walk through the outback and experience true nature.


In that case, you can massage me then

can I make a suggestion that you may want to have a more professional sounding email address for the business.

First impressions are everything... and you only get one chance at it.

why on earth would anyone want to go to Australia?

The place is full of Australians!!

Sheepy, I'm going sometime next year, don't know when yet. We are thinking of taking a month to 6 weeks and maybe going to New Zealand as well (up for a visit, Rock?)

You can go with us if you want. I like massages.......and beaches, and hiking and the outdoors, yeah, it'll be fun.

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go;

It is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.

The difference between the man who succeeds and the man who fails, is that the man who succeeds gets up one more time..................

Last post is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

rofl!!!!!!!!!!! never heard that one before!!

NOT! Nanner Nanner

NOT! Nanner Nanner

*swipe" lol

Can't catch me.... I'm the giiiiiinger breeeeeead maaaaaaan.............

mmmmm...... ginger bread man..........

can I make a suggestion that you may want to have a more professional sounding email address for the business.

First impressions are everything... and you only get one chance at it.

hmm.... good point rocky.... didn't think of that one.... you're the best^^ it's to late for this batch but the next one i'll be sure to make a new acount^^

New Husbands Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited

Mine!! Mine!!! it's mine again!!!!!!!!!

Oh really?

Yep, really lol

Ok then. If you say so.

30 posts in one day? That has to be a record! Making up for lost time?
(((Joan))) Careful, you don't want to crash and burn!

lol I'm still --WATCH YOUR LANGUGE-- ( upset ) it took me 3 years to get where I was, only to come in earlier and find the post # had been erased and I was back down to a newbie. not that I had that many posts before, was only around 150 or so, but still, I was PROUD of my rank. I'll get it back if it takes me 72 hours lol