nymphy nymphy you my girl!!!!!!



thank you so much!!! they came today^^ i just picked them up!!! you are the best!!! i owe you big time!!! any thing you need, you just say the word!!






now all i need is someone to buy a portrait..........

Yep, I do, and now am

Don't make me get my Roflcopter!

hahaha, I'll just get my broom and sweep it away

Oh kewl. You're Welcome.

Oh kewl. You're Welcome.

LOL... okay.. you're a happy camper.

yeah! VERY happy

*sneaks in and* WINS!

No way! I win!

Mac

NUN'T UH!

It has come to my attention that this world suffers from a dearth of clam jokes. I aim to remedy this situation.

For my 1st Official Clam Joke, please read the following and laugh, guffaw, cringe, sputter, or bark accordingly:

Two clams were sitting on the sand, waiting for the tide.
One clam opens his mouth to say something, but the other clam says, “Shut up.”

(cue laughter)


2nd Official Clam Joke:

Two clams are sitting in the sand. One looks at the other and says,
“What are we so happy about?”

nyeh nyeh, I got the last post

nope

Winner!!

Be thankful Rocky hasn't done what someone did on the some forums I was on a while back. He just made a post and locked the topic.

NOOO don't give him any ideas!!!!

nah he wouldn't commit a "foul"

You get two cringes from me!

For Lothy...

Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression "happy as a clam." The Gettysburg College biologist stumbled onto the fact that molluscs reproduce at 10 times their normal rate if Prozac is dumped in the water.

Fong was pursuing research on the basic nervous system of fingernail clams when he discovered that if he dumped the antidepressant into the water, the clams would start reproducing madly.

"It's a piece of wonderful science and it sounds utterly ridiculous at the same time," Abrahams said.

Traffic was backed up almost to a standstill this morning as I drove to work. I turned on the radio to listen to my favourite rock station but they were playing Rockabilly which I absolutely detest.

So I decided to ram the dial for something better and happened to tune in a local talk show host who was ranting about government waste of funds on useless research projects.

He was objecting to congress funding a project to a team in Gettysburg, PA , that was feeding clams and other molluscs large doses of Prozac to determine its effect on these sea dwellers. He cited this as an example of government waste.

I immediately phoned him on my cellular phone and found myself on the air.

The host was very unhappy when I told him that this research was very important as it was essential to determine if Prozac was effective as a mussel relaxant.

That's great, Nymphy!


Why didn't the clam cross the road?
He didn't have the mussel!



Why did the clam put on a straightjacket?
Because he had come unhinged!

All this clam talk.........who's making chowder?

Oh BTW, I got last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today being Friday, it's the weekly forage to my favorite seafood shack for fried clams and chowdar!!! YEAH!!! I love Fridays!!

A fanatic is a person who can't change their mind and won't change the subject.

And a deviant personality is one who finds it more fun to attack others than look at their own short comings, or even give the benefit of the doubt to others, when they list their fears. Or takes it out on others so attention is not drawn to themselves, as they can't recognize how loudly their own words or actions appear.

That Winston Churchill quote wasn't directed at you but it's funny you took offense.

As for what you had to say... um.. you might want to get a dictionary (and freshen up on your grammar ). If you're going to try and "wound" me put a little more effort into it.

Don't need a dictionary, 'cause I know you're not talking about me.

Anyway, I got last 'til I get back from Chicago..............walks away to re-heat Chinese food leftovers whistling "Leavin On a Jet Plane.................."

It was just a quote, following your quote. But since you thought it's "funny... etc", I now have to wonder why YOU took it to heart. If I was trying to wound you, you'd know it, believe me, though it doesn't seem to take any effort at all, judging by your response, due to your thoughts

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-Abraham Lincoln

As for what you had to say... um.. you might want to get a dictionary (and freshen up on your grammar ). If you're going to try and "wound" me put a little more effort into it.

It was just a quote, following your quote. But since you thought it's "funny... etc", I now have to wonder why YOU took it to heart. If I was trying to wound you, you'd know it, believe me, though it doesn't seem to take any effort at all, judging by your response, due to your thoughts

*groans* Oh, Joan! Please stop! You're embarrassing yourself.