I shot an arrow in the air
It landed I know not where
...But the next day my neighbor filed to sue
'Cause his hat now has a hole clear through!


Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
... providing that person does not live in a glass house!

The NRA says "guns don't kill people, people do." But I think that a gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I think that if you just walked around going "BANG!" woulldn't kill too many people would you? You'd have to be really dogdy on the heart for that to work.

~EE

Or EI (if you're know what you're doing )

This post has been edited by MacNymph on 22 July 2007 - 07:24 AM

(EE? Sounds like EI to me.)

It is!

I mistyped and then took something out and put something back and..... oh I can't remember exactly how I screwed that up!

Worse of all I can't remember why I thought typing out alll of Eddie Izzard was a burden.

Typing horizonially is not for the inexperienced.

Horizontal typing... Uhm... Nope. Not going to ask!

P.S. I WIN!!! (for the next however many minutes )










And for the grande finale.... WEEEEEEEE!

For that colourful display… I give you 2 minutes of winning.

ACK! TWO MINUTES!?!?


Geez... you're tough!





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Awwww little pokemon thingies! So cute!!!

What was that great Eddie Izzard gag about the monkeys and the guns? I'm wrackin' my brain here ....

thats not a pokemon

thats bub!! bubble bobble was my favorite game when i was growing up!! soooo cute nymphy!!!! where'd you get it????

thats not a pokemon

thats bub!! bubble bobble was my favorite game when i was growing up!! soooo cute nymphy!!!! where'd you get it????

Aaaah! From the arcade hall game???

Well, it's clear where Pokemon got its inspiration from

If you point a remote control at a digital or video camera you can see the infra-red light up on the cameras view finder as a blue dot.

An easy way to check if the remote is still working

Thanks for the helpful tip, never knew that

If I type in the link all your going to see is a jumping Bub.

If you quote the post it will show you the link.

Monkeys with Guns

That one? Or you talking about...

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. And monkeys do too... if they have a gun.

Yes, Charlton Hesston vs. the monkeys with guns

bunch of d**m dirty apes!

It's time for an Eddie marathon Loth!

That would be fun, but I wonder if we won't drive the censor-bots insane with the naughty content of Eddie's most brilliant observations?

Eddie on candy at Easter....

“‘Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?”

And Baby Jesus was born to a big fat jolly fellow, who said:
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Baby Jesus! And what do you want for Christmas?"
"Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men."
"Well... how about a clockwork train instead?"
"Cool! Thanks! Never mind about 'peace on earth'... "

Ahhhh Eddie

If only he weren't so.... err....with the... um.... such an executive transvestite!

Can't date a guy looks prettier than me!

I love Eddie Izzard's comedy!

A guy is walking up to the doctor's office when a nun comes running out
screaming and crying.

The guy walks in and says, "Doc, what's with the nun?"

The doctor says, "Oh, I just told her she's pregnant."

The guy says, "The nun's pregnant?"

The doctor says, "No. But it certainly cured her hiccups."

That doctor's name wasn't Gregory House, was it?

Two guys are sitting quietly in a boat in the middle of the lake, fishing and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Gordy says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over for awhile - women like that are hard to find."

Do I win now??

Uh, nah, don't think so.

i win!

Nope, snatched the win away!