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Sheepy

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 05:19 AM

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Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would
tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might
think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the
name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...and
where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

Lothithil

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 05:23 AM

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Everyone, sometimes, needs a camel.

Old troubleshooters never die...
They just wait til the last moment and then rescue themselves!

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Posted: 24 July 2007 - 06:29 AM

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'Tis unwise to wake the Tygr.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." - Psalms 23:4

MacNymph

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 06:43 AM

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Lothithil

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 07:10 AM

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Sheila sells sea shells by the sea shore, but Clem Clam contracts cloth clouts contrived of kelp.

Say that seven times really fast!

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j12752

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 07:46 AM

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Sheepy

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 08:25 AM

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Another one:

I mix the whiskey with the whiskey mixer

MacNymph

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 08:30 AM

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Where's my drink?

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Posted: 24 July 2007 - 08:51 AM

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QUOTE (Sheepy @ 23 July 2007 - 05:00 PM)

Another one:

I mix the whiskey with the whiskey mixer

I'll have the vodka with a vodka chaser

MacNymph

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 09:50 AM

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Jello shooter fans ALERT!

Jello has come out with limited edition flavors:

Pina Colada, Strawberry Daquri and Margarita

~ MacNymph ~

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Lothithil

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 09:54 AM

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I thought the whole point of jello shots was that it DOESN'T taste like booze!

Looks like I WIN AGAIN!!

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MacNymph

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 09:57 AM

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QUOTE (Lothithil @ 24 July 2007 - 10:29 AM)

Looks like I WIN AGAIN!!

Looks can be deceiving.

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Lothithil

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 10:00 AM

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What did the clam say when he was on 'Wheel of Fortune'?
"I'd like to bi-a-valve, please, Alex."

*sound of crickets chirping in the painful, awkward silence*

Okay... that one was a bit of a stretch....

Everyone, sometimes, needs a camel.

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MacNymph

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 12:12 PM

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If you were my sister I'd be calling you a dork right now.

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MacGyverOnline

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 12:39 PM

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what do you get if you cross a Parrot with a Centipede?

A walkie Talkie

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MacNymph

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 12:46 PM

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If you were my brother I'd be calling you a dork right now.

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Posted: 24 July 2007 - 03:31 PM

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wow.. saved by my genes again.

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j12752

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 11:30 PM

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I've got a pair of Jeans I've beem saving too. Poor things are wrecked, but they are so comfortable I can't bear to throw them out.

BTW, I have the last post now

Stupid Little Genius

Posted: 24 July 2007 - 11:54 PM

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i had a pair like that too... put them out for washing and they never came back

i guess they got thrown away

BTW no you don't

the last post is MINE now

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MacNymph

Posted: 25 July 2007 - 03:04 AM

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I have a nephew that hasn't rapped his little mind around the differnce between my and mine. So ever thing is mine. He sounds like a little German.

Mine car. Mine cup. Mine goggles. Mine last post.

Mine, Mine, Mine.

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Sheepy

Posted: 25 July 2007 - 03:53 AM

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LOL.

Maybe he's just selfish

j12752

Posted: 25 July 2007 - 04:37 AM

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My/mine, in either case, the last post belongs to me now

Lothithil

Posted: 25 July 2007 - 04:43 AM

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Just be careful, Nymphy, if he starts asking people to call him "Mein F�hrer"...

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Sheepy

Posted: 25 July 2007 - 05:51 AM

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I s'pose that won't happen

Haribo macht Kinder froh
und Erwachsenen ebenso

MacNymph

Posted: 25 July 2007 - 09:21 AM

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QUOTE (Lothithil @ 25 July 2007 - 05:18 AM)

Just be careful, Nymphy, if he starts asking people to call him "Mein F�hrer"...

When he gets on a roll i just shake my head and giggle and think to myself "God I have to break him of that soon". Coz he does look like a little blonde hair blue eyed Nazi prodigal.

He's the one I got a mullet when I didn't want to get myself one.

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Posted: 25 July 2007 - 09:48 AM

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QUOTE (Sheepy @ 25 July 2007 - 06:26 AM)

I s'pose that won't happen

Haribo macht Kinder froh
und Erwachsenen ebenso

zeigen Sie gerecht, da� Sie Deutsches sprechen k�nnen?

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Posted: 25 July 2007 - 11:24 PM

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Hi! I am new so I am trying to get five post so I can have access to other topics. Erh... Hi!

Come Watson, come! The game is afoot!

Sheepy

Posted: 26 July 2007 - 12:00 AM

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QUOTE (Rockatteer @ 24 July 2007 - 11:23 PM)

QUOTE (Sheepy @ 25 July 2007 - 06:26 AM)

I s'pose that won't happen

Haribo macht Kinder froh
und Erwachsenen ebenso

zeigen Sie gerecht, da� Sie Deutsches sprechen k�nnen?

Das kann ich ja sicher!

Aber es ist schon lange her dass ich Deutsch geredet habe...

j12752

Posted: 26 July 2007 - 12:04 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyv @ 25 July 2007 - 07:59 AM)

Hi! I am new so I am trying to get five post so I can have access to other topics. Erh... Hi!

Hi and welcome to the forum

Stupid Little Genius

Posted: 26 July 2007 - 01:53 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyv @ 25 July 2007 - 11:59 PM)

Hi! I am new so I am trying to get five post so I can have access to other topics. Erh... Hi!

HI HI HI HI!!

NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

i need to lay of the sugar....

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GO BUNNY!! YOU CAN DO IT!!

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