Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
Go soak your head in a good strong insecticide,
Slosh it around and impregnate your brain
With dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane ...

Surf's up dude!


Woooooooow!





I should have an icon or smiley of a sheep on a surf board. *grin*

and I know where to get some of the strongest insecticides around..........

Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
Methyl methacrylate (partly solidified),
Add copper sulfate for beautiful hues
And drink it all down for those Plexiglass blues.

You forgot this one...........

whiskey, tequila and rum are too tame
no the stuff I drink must explode into flame
when I breathe and dissolve all the paint in the room
and rattle the walls with an earth shaking boom!!!!!!


Actually I know people who can do this without drinking..............open the windows, hold your breath............

I'm winning!!!!!

are not

Don't loose your head Loth.

I knew that there would be another Highlander fan somewhere around here!

Continuing Clam Humour:

Humpty the Clam sat on the sea-wall
Humpty the Clam had a great fall
All the sea-horses and all the sea-guys
Cooked up poor Humpty and served him with fries!

and btw, I have it again!

Is in my all time top ten.

"... It's a kind of magic!" *loves the movie and the Queen album*

Yay! I'm getting a new laptop!

And I win.

I'd settle for a new lap!

No... I win. Do I get a prize?

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall --
At three o'clock he had his great fall.
The King set the time machine back to two;
Now Humpty's unscrambled and good as new.

-- from The Space Child's Mother Goose

Great poem! I'm thinking I should check out Space Child's Mother Goose! That book sounds right up my alley!

Shellfish Tongue twisters:

The shell of an oyster is coarser than horsehair
Even when you use a cream with extra moisture
Does no good to foist your choice in a loud voice
You can but hoist a few posters of soft, silky oysters!

Utter nonsense, but... well, what d'ya expect? Shakespear?

Little Jack Horner sits in a corner
Extracting cube roots to infinity --
An assignment for boys that will minimise noise
And produce a more peaceful vicinity.

Now, why do I have this sudden mental image of Jack Dalton conning Mac into doing his math homework for him?

Probably, because he would try to.

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Oh, that's bad!!! Naughty, naughty. *playfully shakes head*

Thats not right!!

10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

*giggle-snort!* cottage cheese!

Hihi

HP rules!!


YEAH!!!

HP? The sauce?
Well, its good with mince and tatties but it doesn't rule on fish and chips.


Its ok, I know what you mean really...it took me a few moments though.

I'm a bit sad now that it's all over and done with...

Maybe Rocketter could change it for you.

Last post! HA!