Words Women Use:


1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half
an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the
meaning of Fine.)

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*email hidden*!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's
response to be Nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
Nothing.)

Pass this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology.

Pass this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh. . . 'cause
they know it's true.

is it any wonder men die younger???

Men and women. *shakes head*
They'll never understand each other.

There's no appropriate smiley for this. Maybe a combination of

Oh that's so pathetically true. And the worst part is... WE. CAN'T. HELP. IT. It's like.... tattoed on our genetic code.

My question is, as this is nearly a universal truth, why aren't men (as boys) given a seperate class at age six to teach them this things??

Print it out and study it nightly Rocky.

No wonder I find relationships so challenging.

Its like I told a class once, guys, if you would just learn it from your mother, then the other women in your life wouldn't have to work so hard to train you now.

I can soooo relate to what you said just there!

Women are born into a secret society equipped with secret passwords and secret codes. It's been encoded in our genes, passed down from generation to generation and refined through the ages, in a neverending cycle. Something men cannot possibly understand. Fine!

I think I will start saying the opposite of what I really mean. If I have to be confused then she will too.

God doesn't sleep that's why lol

I'm reposting this here... it seems very apropos.

Here's another reason why. (Watch that all the way through)

Hahahaha that one's brilliant!

Never mess with female intuition.
Never mess with a mad female either.

Here's another reason why. (Watch that all the way through)

just love it!!

You guys do know that when you mess with a bees' or hornets' nest, it's the females who sting, don't you?

Just FYI...

Another thing us females do... give subtle hints of what we want, and the guy has absolutely no clue!! We need to say what we want clearly or it will be ten years before they figure it out.