Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

they are all so true!!!

No matter what it is, the opposite will always happen.

What about Curie's law?

Those are great and so very true!!!!

so true

That doesn't make sense.

Fantastic! All so very true ....

I am so sick of that!!!!

All SO true!

Thanks Sheepy... you come up with the greatest things!

Well, erm I don't come up with it.. Someone made it up and I just copy-pasted it.

It's all that just irratating?!?

Especially the locker one. Go ALLL the way to the back "surely noone else will go waaaay back here" *come out of shower with mearly a towel*



DOH!

What is Curie's law?

Which I did in turn to hubby...

...and a television show you like. That's happened SO many time, I don't even watch a new show unless it gets past the first year.

I am so sick of that!!!!

Me too!!

Woman-stuff alert:

I got this great eye shadow colour from a friend of mine, now the container (or whatever it's called) is empty I've been searching everywhere and I just cannot find it!!!!
Stupid Bourjois!

Yeah, this one gives me fits. Gahhhhh, stupid feet!

And then there is Murphy's Law, what ever can go wrong, will.

Murphy's correlary, whatever can go wrong, will, when the boss is watching.

And Mrs. Murphy's law, whatever can go wrong, will, when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

"Indeed" lol been a victim of Mrs Murphy's law often

My father was a physicist. (Really.) His main contribution to published science involved measurement of captured neutron cross-sections . . . try explaining that to your daughter when she asks what daddy does.

Of far more importance to the practical mind was his thoroughly tested set of laws involving what, in our family, was known as HSS or "Horizontal Surface Syndrome", as follows:

1. The depth to which a horizontal surface is buried in stuff is directly proportional to the value of the same surface as a clear workspace.

2. The breakability of the objects burying the surface is directly proportional to the instability of the structure. The distance to the floor, and its hardness, are also complicating factors. We often suspected a causal relationship (adding a fragile object, or removing a rug, actually caused a structure to destabilise), but numerous experiments proved inconclusive, probably due to confounded variables.

3. The most important item in any given stack is at the least accessible level. (This is not the same as it being on the bottom.)

4. No action is required to cause stuff to accrue on horizontal surfaces; if the surface would be valuable as a clear space, the stuff will simply collect, like dust clumping in a vacuum.

5. We could pile stuff on the ceiling if we could just keep it from slipping off. The ceiling IS horizontal, after all!

Confound those variables, anyway.

'Beth

Nice! Lol!

That is SO true! There was this show I liked once about this really smart secret agent type guy who never carried a gun, but somehow with just his wits, a Swiss Army Knife and duct tape and whatever else he could find, he would find inventive ways to stop the bad guys and save the day! Aw man! I wish they would still show it!