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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 08:26 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyverluver @ 3 August 2007 - 01:52 PM)

The only kind of snake I have ever held is one of those small gardner ( I think that's the spelling )snakes, which are completely harmless.

Garter, actually. We used to catch those out back, but after the time I put one in the dollhouse and it got loose . . . well, never mind, we did find it and put it outside without anyone, including the snake, actually getting hurt.

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 08:26 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyver @ 3 August 2007 - 01:31 PM)

I held a rainbow snake once- they're pretty nice. I wouldn't try for anacondas or boa constrictors or pythons though.
(Monty python is fairly safe though!

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Another really pretty snake is the rosy boa.

If you're going to hold a python, do so when it's not hungry. And bring friends -- they can be pretty big and heavy. (The python, not the friends. Well, maybe both.)

If all the Monty Pythonites held a python, would the whole lot of them implode?

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 08:33 AM

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QUOTE (MacBeth @ 3 August 2007 - 04:01 PM)

If all the Monty Pythonites held a python, would the whole lot of them implode?

What????

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 09:16 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyverluver @ 3 August 2007 - 02:08 PM)

QUOTE (MacBeth @ 3 August 2007 - 04:01 PM)

If all the Monty Pythonites held a python, would the whole lot of them implode?

What????

Well, it would be sort of like having a python particle and an anti-python particle -- mutual annihilation. There isn't a particle of real python-ness in the Pythons, as they have frequently said. So you have several Pythonites, and one large python, which might roughly match.

haiku:

Rhinoceros
Anti-rhinoceros
Annihilation.

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 09:20 AM

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QUOTE (MacBeth @ 3 August 2007 - 04:01 PM)

If all the Monty Pythonites held a python, would the whole lot of them implode?

I think you'd have a real Flying Circus on your hands... complete with freakshow and reptile house!

Icky-icky-icky-p'TANG zoom-BANG zowie!

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 09:23 AM

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 10:16 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyver @ 3 August 2007 - 02:58 PM)

And now for something completely different...

What, wasn't that haiku different enough?

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 11:11 AM

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Posted: 4 August 2007 - 01:32 PM

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