The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average per son.
-Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

Those are great! I'll bet RDA, being the dog man that he is, would like some of those quotes.

Personally, I especially like the last one! There's no dog that will not know you haven;t given the last bicuit!!

Dogs should run the world...

And dogs are the only animal on the planet that will drink from the toilet then come lick your face with equal delight.


And cats will wash themseves, then walk past you, rubbing their tails under your nose.

Horses eat wild garlic, then snort in your face.

And yet I still love them all and would not be the person I am if not for the lessons they have taught me.

Just A Dog
Don't ever call him, "just a dog."
Who haven't the eyes to see
That I belong to him as much
As he belongs to me
God must have had His reasons
For making the likes of him
And I humbly hope with all my heart
...that I was one of them
The years have dulled his russet color
And his vision is getting dim
And he walks with a limp when the days are cold
Cause the dampness gets to him
He's not as young as he used to be
And his whiskers are frosted white
But he wags his tail as if to say
"You see, I'm still alright."
I cut his food in bite size chunks
And he gives me a toothless grin
Trusting in my love for him
Whatever shape he's in
He has accepted growing old
The way men cannot do
And I'm not ashamed to say he's taught
Me more than a thing or two
So, don't ever call him "just a dog"
Unless you are prepared
To match his steadfast loyalty
To care the way he's cared
For many the sad offenses
Committed in love's name
And how many times it takes a dog
...to put a man to shame!!!!

Author Unknown


I've never really trusted people that don't like animals

Sheepy, go over to my Live Journal and check out the post I left entitled:
Visual Perception Challenge for men and women Sept 8, 2007

Be sure to read the message text before you clickety-click on the link
.... and prepare to giggle...

http://lothithil.livejournal.com/

Sorry Lothi, I sneaked on over.

Dog! What dog?!? Bow wow WOW!!!!!!!!

That's OK, Grrrrl! I thought about that post as soon as I saw Sheepy's thread here, but I didn't think that certain dignity-conscious members of MOL would appriciate my placing it here...

I haven't been able to see the dogs, either. I figure if I try for about 10 - 30 minutes every day...

hubba hubba hubba!

Thanks for the link! Think it needs to be bookmarked into my favorites folder.

Hehehehe, love the test. I think I failed miserably.
What dogs?




Btw, nice pic you've got next to the thread! That distracted me even more... Hihihi!

lol!! I like the "Intergalatic smartass" one you used

those are so great sheepy!! and all so true^^

oh and i love that j12752, reminds me on my last doggy