Hi there fellas and fellettes.
Just want to say I won't be on for about 2 weeks as I'm going on holiday.
Nothing special. No backpacking through Australia, no round trip across Canada, not even a river rafting vacation in Alaska.
Just put my feet up, do some surfing, and finally start reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!

So I won't be able to post to win or reply to PM's.
Well, thought you might like to know.

We'll miss you, Sheepy! Have a super-great and relaxing holiday!

Have fun!

NOOO sheepy!!!! you can't!!!! you'll finish the book before me!!!!

runs off and sits in the corner with the harry potter book

oh yeah^^ have fun!!!!

Bye, Sheepy! Have fun... (and a early Happy Birthday to you!)

Have fun, Sheepy.

Bye Sheepy Have a good time.

I'll be back before you even got the chance to miss me!
Just hope the weather will improve a bit.
Forecasts say that Monday (my b-day) will be sunny and warm, so if anyone fancies a nice piece of cake you're all invited!!!

ps: I'm not leaving until Friday, so I'll be around for another day and a half!

Have fun! Enjoy your time!

Oooo! That Sheepy! Man, that chic really gets on my last nerve... what? She's not leaving until when? Oops!


JUST KIDDING! I can still get some cake, right?

DOH!!! Loth you blew the whole talking about her when she's gone deal!!

Go away already Sheepy.. we've got some BAAAAAshing to do.

Awww, don't be mean.

What happens when a sheep gets sued? It gets fleeced.

Okay, that was a crappy joke.

Yes, it beHOOVES us to behave.

... at least until Friday! Then it's ...

(((Sheepy)))

Where do sheep go for a hair cut?

a baa baa shop.

Q: How do sheep keep warm in winter?
A: Central bleating!

*headdesk*

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!

(going to bed now...)

Name a famous greek sheep who once made a heroic journey:

Ewelysses

*dodges flying vegetables*

Q: What do you call a sheep without legs?

A: A cloud.

Which means that clouds are legless sheep that have gone to heaven, which means that rain is... Well, I shan't go there. Let's just say I'm staying indoors in storms from now on. I don't want to be hit by falling #2, as well.

When sheep get insomnia, do you think that they count humans?

That's a good one! Hmm...I wonder...

What would you get if you crossed a goat and a sheep?

An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool

Snerk

Did you hear about the sheep that looked like a French poodle?

It was a sheer accident!

Great joy at beholding a sheep:

ewephoria

To put a sheep out of its misery:

ewethanasia

The speech at the funeral declaiming what a great sheep it was:

ewelogy

And, no, I don't feel the least sheepish over making such awful puns.

Kind of brain that comes up with this stuff:

ramshackle

Someone who needed the ram to hold still?

Oh no, the bad guys caught the ram and they've locked it in the dungeon!

Beware!

The Big Sheep is watching you!

Hey, Sheepy! How's it going? Did you have a good trip? Details........

I'm still having a great trip!
I just found a wireless internet connection.

Summer has finally come, here. Thank heaven.
Funny thing is, weather really sucked, until I got up here and ever since then the sun has been shining.