These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car
videos around the US:

16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one
you just went through.'

15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while.'

14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document.'

13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because
that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means
I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift
supervisor?'

9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket.'

8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and
step in monkey poop.'

6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven.'

5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'

2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal
friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'

AND THE WINNER IS....

1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't. Sign here.

Hee hee!

Both my parents are sober

Good ones. I think it must be great to be a cop.

Both my parents are sober

From the slight delay in my brain finding the answer to that one it might appear that I am not!
Either that or I am not awake yet.

I have a friend whose husband is a police officer and another friend who is an EMT. These are tame compared to some of the things they have heard/been offered to get out of trouble.

Being a cop, at least here means that if you don't live in the right place, you've got to add more money to rent a flat. I'm not saying that its not cool, but it does have it's side efects.

How big where those "two beers" you had?
Myth busters made a document on the test police put on you to see if youre drunk. Not one of the legends of garlic, water.... are true. but its fun too watch. Drive safe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwu8yI9vE6Y

That list is old, but always amusing to read

ROFL love that last one!!