I apologize to those who have wanted to see the end of my fan fics or just miss my contributions. But these were three of the craziest months I've ever experienced.
In a mere three months, I...
Took a cruise to the Caribbean, got sick in the Caribbean, was almost refused reentry into the US, entered High School, met the school bully/punk/jerk, got pincushioned by bully's thumbtacks, ended up fighting bully (his knife vs. my wits), survived a fight with the bully, got a crush on a girl, tried to ask girl to Homecoming, got beat to the punch by hypocritical jock (not making this up), nearly ended up fighting jock, went to Homecoming and danced all night with girl, nearly got beaten to a pulp by jock (used Mac knowledge to make it out), kissed the girl, nearly got a detention (not related to any of above), filmed a short movie, fell from moving car for movie, found intellectual rival, outsmarted intellectual rival, went on Christmas break, learned to use a bullwhip (serious), nearly opened up my shoulder with bullwhip, perfected bullwhip, and sat down at this very computer.
(Frantically breathes for air)
True is back for a while...
