If Apple made a Swiss Army Knife I am literally scared of how much that sucker would cost.
Did anyone ever figure out whether the computer Mac used occasionally (until pete spilled something on it

) was a Mac or a PC?
Btw, this picture isn't far off from some of the [HORRIBLY OVERPRICED] Swiss Army Knives that are geared toward techies:

This one has a laser built in:


Also, having opened my macbook up, I can say the only tool I needed was a tiny screwdriver, this did the job:
"It's a real ugly thing to see in a dog. It's even worse in a human being." --The Golden Triangle
"I'd like a 16-inch pizza, run it through the garden, hold the chovies." -- The Eraser